How screwed up is christianity, and religion in general, if it's confirmed that there are aliens?With the 3I Atlas, it seems we're closer than ever to confirming this.
>>18049806>With the 3I Atlas, it seems we're closer than ever to confirming this.One Israeli """"""""theoretical""""""" (fake) physicist saying a space rock is an alien ship does not an alien ship a space rock make. He's literally said this for every out-of-solar-system piece of debris that has come through our territory: he said Oumuamua was an alien probe, it wasn't. Now he's saying Atlas is an alien probe, it isn't. Technically, t would be more accurate to say that he can't know it's an alien probe because we don't have the technology to make any substantive or material claims about the object until it gets much, much, closer.
>>18049806>With the 3I Atlas, it seems we're closer than ever to confirming this.Stop being retarded. It's just a comet. The only thing even relatively close are the possible biosignature findings on Mars, but it will take years and years to properly study everything.>How screwed up is christianity, and religion in general, if it's confirmed that there are aliens?Not at all, they'll adapt. Assuming we find (evidence of) bacterial life first, that one is super easy thing to invent new copes about. If the ETs actually come to visit the coping takes a new level, but there'll still be millions of Christians.
>>18049806>Christianity We will simply teach the aliens about Christ if they are willing to learn>other religionsdepends on the religion. Depending on alien demeanor, they may wipe out one or two of the most troublesome ones to send an exampleMaybe they'll even pretend they're daemons while doing so. I certainly would if I were them and I figure they are miles ahead of all of us in strategy
>>18049806>it was only a metaphor, dumbass!As always, there're going to invent some kind of shit.
>>18049806Well, once we're done purging the mutants (niggers, jews, sandniggers, jeets, chinks, and so on) and heretics (leftists, atheists, larpagans, mormons,JWs, anglicans, unitarians) among us, we will simply have to add cleansing the galaxy from filthy xenos in our to-do list.
>>18049806Christians aren't inherently opposed to space anon, they just shift the goalpost and scope of Gods creation as new knowledge about the universe is discovered.
>>18049806The consensus amongst religious schizos on the internet nowadays is that aliens are extradimensional demons or something along those lines so they'd probably try to wage a guerrilla terrorist war against them
>>18050845I wonder what would happen if an Ancient Aliens conspiracy theorist discussed an "aliens are demons" christian.
>>18049806You still believe the ayyys meme in 2025th year of our Lord?>Alien Overlords come down from the heavens>fixes all of humanities problems>Ushers in new of prosperity and enlightenmentvs >Man comes downs from the heavens>fixes all of humanities problems>Ushers in new age of prosperity and enlightenment>literally already happened and waiting for his return
>>18049806>Missionaries approach Ayys once they come to Earth>Alien: "What? Jesus? Oh yeah! We love that guy!">"He came to us a few thousand years ago and taught us how to be good people">"Now he visits us every year">"He's great, always brings the best wine, always cheerful and joking">"He came here 2000 years ago? Cool">"How often does he visit you?">"Not even once after the first time?">"What the fuck did you retards do to him?"
>>18049806>How screwed up is christianity, and religion in general, if it's confirmed that there are aliens?"Actually God created these aliens too"Here, problem solved
>>18050918>>literally already happened and waiting for his returnJust 2000 more years
When some serious evidence emerges, we'll see an initial wave of existential crisis and wild speculation, but then theologians, philosophers, and even churches will settle into re‑articulating doctrines.
>>18049817IF IT IS CONFIRMED.IF IT IS CONFIRMED.
>>18052505>IF IT IS PEEPEE>IF IT IS POOPOO
>>18049831I think since we find Mars rocks on earth on occasion, people will just say an Earth bacteria latched onto some ejecta made it to Mars and it was all just a panspermia situation
