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Is Jesus the most significant historical figure? It feels like he mogs all the other main eventers in the history business.
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>>18052746
He was but Muhammad went into business for himself and is steadily gaining in the ratings war.
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>>18052746
No, Jesus is a fictional character, demons are fictional beings and so are half demons.
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>>18052746
Duh!
And he is still making people asshurt to this day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vxOBbYSzk
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Jesus drew mad dimes, especially when he left the old and busted Jew faction for the big dimes Rome. People will talk about Mohammed but the Islam faction is just a big nepo house. Basically coconut theater sans coconuts
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>>18052746
Jesus didn't exist.
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>>18052754
>>18052792
How can you make such bold claims with literally no proof to back up what you say? Even scholars agree he existed.

If you have definitive evidence Jesus doesn't exist I suggest you sent it to every university in the world because for some reason you're sitting on the single greatest fact of all time and haven't let it out in the world yet.
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>>18052746
Marx is more relevant on global level
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>>18052806
>How can you make such bold claims with literally no proof to back up what you say?
There is significant proof, you just don't like it.

>Even scholars agree he existed.
The same "scholars" who all agree that noah's ark was totally found and the ark of the covenant is totally being hidden in secret by a committed bloodline of blessed monks.

>If you have definitive evidence Jesus doesn't exist I suggest you sent it to every university in the world
They already have it and have had it for hundreds of years which is why modern universities are based on rituals of direct observation and mechanical calculation instead of magical superstition and blood drinking rituals.

>haven't let it out in the world yet.
Its been let out, you just have your eyes and ears covered because you would rather larp as some kind of ascended demigod with a personal relationship with a magical demon yourself than admit your family traditions are full of imaginary nonsense invented by dead authoritarians.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Messiah

PS: AJ Styles isn't a real fighter either, its just pretend combat by a fictional character played by a man named Allen Neal Jones in order to elicit strong reactions and inspire children to buy toys and clothes from the company he works for.
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>>18052748
After Baghdad fell, Islam was never relevant again
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If God is so great, why did he lose his tag match against the McMahons?
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>>18052755
>And he is still making people asshurt to this day
True in the sense that some Christians are a royal pain in the ass
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>>18052906
They had access to iron chariots.
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>>18052909
Stay mad
Salvation is not for pedophiles and goatfuckers
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>>18052911
Then why didn't your god mention kidfucking and goatfucking in the commandments other than to say if you fuck the kid, you have to marry the kid?
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>>18052911
If your Heaven is full of people like you, then I don't even want to visit it, let alone stay there forever
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>>18052913
It does, actually
Leviticus 18 says that Sexual pollution warrants death
Jesus says drown the pedophiles
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>>18052746
TRUE! Buddha is 2nd and Muhammed 3rd
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>>18052918
>Jesus says drown the pedophiles
How come his church is full of them, then?
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>>18052921
Every organization is full of them

But unlike you, we recognize that it is a problem to fix and punish. Not worshiped
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>>18052917
Aye, lad
Heaven is full of the worst kinds of men precisely because Jesus goes after the sick men
"Today, I shall take you to paradise," was said to a bandit who murdered his family

Hell is for "fun" people

Deeds and attitude matter not to God.
He judges by whether you recognize who is in charge and whether you want to live by his rule or not.

Remember:
Saints aren't nice or fun. They are holy
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>>18052918
So its not actually worthy of god's commandments engraved in stone, it had to be tacked on later and its not something Jesus specified for all kids between the ages of 11 and 18 only the ones who believed in him and were considered children by the laws of his time since he never tried to raise the age of consent since his father magically impregnated his mom as a child by today's standards?
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>>18052923
>we recognize that it is a problem to fix and punish.
So why do you just move them around to different churches while still paying their salary and legal fees instead of drowning them with a millstone like Jesus said?
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>>18052930
Pardon me, but are you saying it is wrong and should not be followed?
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>>18052923
>Every organization is full of them
Damn, this world is full of pedos no matter where you turn? Sounds scary
>unlike you, we recognize that it is a problem to fix and punish
I just said it's a problem so I don't know what you mean

>>18052928
>Heaven is full of the worst kinds of men precisely because Jesus goes after the sick men
So in other words, Jesus cannot improve people's attitudes? Sounds weak
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>>18052933
We should.
We don't worship pedophiles here
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>>18052936
Except that you don't punish them and you do worship them to the point that you continue to trust them to do magic like turning wine into jesus's blood instead of punishing them in the way jesus recommended.
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>>18052935
Jesus couldn't care less about "muh attitude"
He hurled slurs at the Pharisees and flipped their tables

He is not here to play nice.
And neither should his followers
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>>18052934
Yes, I think it is wrong that jesus recommended following the tradition of allowing you to rape 12 year old virgins in order to secure a legitimate legal case to compel them to marry you and I don't think that weird tradition of your church should be followed.
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>>18052939
Again, we should.
We recognize that sin is everywhere.
Our duty is to keep on improving things, albeit slow

We don't worship pedophiles :^)
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>>18052941
>He is not here to play nice.
>And neither should his followers
How awfully convenient, you get to be a complete asshole to every single non-Christian and justify it as "Well, Jesus also said the N-word every now and then"
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>>18052948
Yes it is
And yes, we should

Nigger fucker :^)
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>>18052944
>Again, we should.
Again, you don't.
>We don't worship pedophiles :^)
Again, you actually do because you still assume they are divine mages with magical powers to turn wine into blood and bread into flesh and to forgive your sins and baptize your babies.
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>>18052952
Not yet
We are always improving things

Remember: Slavery was banned under the banner of the cross
Not nigger fuckers
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>>18052956
>Not yet
Not ever.
>We are always improving things
Only corrupted things need improved, if your church ever actually followed the laws of god, it wouldn't need to constantly improve, but "improvement" is perpetual because your corruption is infinite because you worship an imaginary demon that is separated from reality by an infinite abyss.
>Remember: Slavery was banned under the banner of the cross
Not by the bible or jesus, jesus said slaves should just cut off their dicks or any other appendage that might tempt them to not properly serve their master.
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>>18052755
>When someone says something so goyish that you've got to hit them with the Chosen stare
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>>18052964
I'm a Catholic. That won't work
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>>18052970
Oh right, I forgot that your dick and every other useful appendage was already cut off for you when you were an infant.
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>>18052972
No?
Where'd you get that stereotype
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>>18052974
Reality.
Where'd you lose your foreskin?
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>>18052746
based big bible AJ
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>>18052746
>jesus
>historical
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>>18052806
>experts say
How many boosters did you get?
How many holocaust memorials have you visited?
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>>18052746
THE GAY COMMUNITY
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Muhammad's religion only has 1.8 billion adherents.
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>>18052918
>>18052923
Jesus himself was a pedophile
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>>18052746
Based AJ



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