*makes it up**the world becomes a better place anyway*
>>18054471>humans invent a few grunt noises to signify objects>barely 5000 years later: If words aren't God I will literally kill yourself myself
>>18054471Here's the redpill on Mormonism: it's true.
>>18054479kekeke
>>18054496if it makes feminists mad it can't be all bad. but it can still be very bad.
>>18054502The stuff feminists dislike about Mormonism is just the same stuff they dislike from the Bible, so they can take it up with St. Paul.
>>18054471really makes you think
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>>18054471>guy becomes a genius inspired minister of the Word of God>I can't understand him>"He must be fake"
>>18054502>it can still be very badGood thing the words of the prophet are clearheaded and lead the way to Christ.
>>18054869Redpill time. Did the mormons succeed because they had white privilege to invade fertile lands ----- or did they just go in a random direction because Xenu commanded them to prosper/clear out of Illinois? The world is still massively undeveloped and new construction is better for the environment than concrete jungle. Maybe Mormonism is more than just a self serving ideology, maybe the ideology of striking out into the wilderness is itself critical.
>>18054881Yes, it's the industrious pioneer spirit.
>>18054471How exactly did the Joseph Smith counterfeiting, polygamy and high treason gang make the world a better place?
>>18054884what slimy lever do I have to pull to get a new SLC founded in some lonesome desert valley? I'll say anything. I'll say you get harry potter powers from the ley lines.
>>18054896Unfortunately the west hasn't been wild for over 120 years and there's nowhere left to run towards freedom until we colonize other planets.
>>18054896How do I tap into the ley lines and get harry potter powers?
>>18054908The ley lines nourish our Modern Technology brand GMO wooly mammoths that will help fertilize the canadian shield and bring a certain charm to the whole endeavor.>>18054909you have to give 20 years to the church, and a vow of poverty
>>18054471Mormon theology is so fucking retarded it makes Islam look sensible. It's like Scientology shit, wouldn't be surprised if Scientology was actually inspired by Mormonism. And much of it goes against the New Testament anyways. Joseph Smith was a man who literally coveted his neighbors' wives and either made up or genuinely believed in his schizo shit that allowed him to make a harem of them. No evidence of "reformed Egyptian" ever existing, and why would the Hebraic or Christian god communicate using an Egyptian language and not Hebrew or a Greek/Latin descended language? Or since he's all knowing, why not just communicate in English?Retards on this website just thing they're based because they fell for the "White American Islam" meme.The government should've just used the Mountain Meadows Massacre as an excuse to wipe them all the fuck out.
>>18054881Abrahamics have always been fascinated by the story of Exodus, and Mormons moving out of the Midwest because of "persecution" and settling in a barely hospitable desert like the ancient kikes from 3000 years ago did helped legitimize themselves as Yahweh's new chosen people and true believers or whatever. It wasn't really anything new, a lot of religious colonists such as the puritans also likened their migrations to that of the Hebrews, hence why the Mormons named parts of Utah after Zion and why there's a town in Massachusetts called Salem (which comes from Jerusalem). Pre-20th century American history makes a lot of sense when you realize a bunch of it was just larping, like the aforementioned religious larps but also antebellum southerners larping as old world aristocrats and Romans hence all the slavery and Roman influence in plantation homes and governmental buildings.
>>18054937someone on /his/ said Utah was their version of Judah
>>18054881>self-serving ideologyIt functions as that, to be sure there have been many who tried to impress someone into belief in the word of man in the name of Mormonism.It also happens to be the true word of God, if there are any true believers, who can test it to be sure it is from the Holy Ghost.
>>18054964>construct a mythical justification for doing the right thing>it worksmysterious ways
>>18054999>>18054840Indeed the truth is the Golden Rule, which is that whatever you measure other people by, the same measures you; God governs the world this way, it is certain.
>>18054471turns out the best way to make the world better is just create a religion that promotes mass breeding of white people.
>>18054471WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRR
