>Jesus is God!>No he isn't God!>No he's part of the Trinity!>No he's Oneness!>No he's Michael the Archangel!>No my version is the correct one!>No mine is! Read here in my translation of the Bible!>No my translation is the true one!>No, that's not what the Greek says!Fuck this pile of horseshit religion. I fucking REFUSE to spend a single second sorting any of this shit out. Of all characters in the Bible I side with Satan and hope he wins. If God wants me to know the truth he can fucking show up in a blinding light and deliver it to me in person like he did with Paul. Until then him and his 30,000 different versions of his church fuck off to the garbage dump where they belong.
>I'm too stupid and lazy to figure things out for myself and need others to all agree on a consensus for me to blindly follow, otherwise I'll just believe the lowest IQ easiest thing to understandYou've been blessed with a brain but don't seem to want to use it. It doesn't matter what people are telling you. Read the bible. Follow the word of Christ. Christianity is retarded and complex because it was made by man. Read the bible. Jesus is easy to understand. The bible was written for everyone to understand.
>>18057848The Bible was written by men and Paul writing epistles to early churches had no conception of his works becoming equal to the Pentateuch or other "canon" books in the Bible.
>>18057839>people can't agree which foods are the healthiest>so i'm gonna eat feces instead
>>18057848It's so easy to understand that there's 30,000 denominations and 500 Bible translations and no one can explain the Trinity or Oneness. This has got to be the stupidest fucking advice I've ever heard. Are all Christians 80 IQ?
>>18057857Enjoy arguing endlessly with other Christians over which version of your religion is the correct one you fucking loser. Meanwhile I'll be fine dining away from it all while you fight over scraps.
>>18057839>>18057848>>18057853>>18057857>>18057860>>18057865How much do we think it costs to get these un deletable spam threads?
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