The only good thing that ever happened on that land was Plymouth Colony. Eventually the poweer-hungry, control freaks that would start a horrific legacy of conformism and elitism swallowed them with the Massachussetts Bay Colony and the rest is history. Nothing right came out of that cursed state.
So yes, point of my thread: PILGRIMS =/= P*RIT*NS.
>Paul Revere and the Adams family were... le bad!!Shit thread
>>18068004They forced the revolution and then filled the country with jews
>>18068032>fomenting rebellion for the 1% is....LE GOOD!
>>18068148>1%Retarded nigger alert
>>18068148Shays was also a Masshole thoughalso we invented volleyball and basketball and played a role in the development of American football, if you're /sp/, and it'd be hard to count the amount of /lit/ figures from the state
The Concord Transcendental scene was the first major American literary movement. Nantucket whalers sailed the close to hunt down the world’s largest mammals in tiny open boats. Jack Kerouac was from Lowell. The Great Molasses Flood. Sylvia Plath. Robert Lowell. Lobster rolls.
>>18068477>the revolution was for the benefit of the elites>fuck off, I don't believe that made up bullshit!>some of the elites wore little hats>OMG so true!!!!
>>18068775>The Great Molasses FloodKino alert.
>>18068775Being a founding stock American is so fucking dope.
>>18068004>More scientific Nobel Prize laureates than most of the world's countries >High life expectancy, low crime rates>PISA scores on par with Singapore >Beautiful colonial heritage architecture, gorgeous autumn landscapes, rich maritime cuisine and tradition Massachads are literally peak America, only Virginia can even compete when it comes to claiming the title of Alpha Sensei state of the nation
>>18068779>actually being this brainrotted
>>18068004America was born here. If you hate Mass you hate America and would fit in better with 3rd goatfuckers
>>18069474Sadly it one of the last ones by Mexican population which by zoomer tradcath definition make it very un-American
>>18069060>Only ViginiaNot after the civil war.