>12 apostles>they don't even bother to name half of them or give half of them any dialogue
>>18074299It's not a book about the apostles
>spends 99% of the book just aura farming before jobbing and dying like a little bitch, gets brought back to life with a bullshit asspull>typical "brainy" slow life isekai powers like conjure food, cure disease or water walkworst protag ever, not that the harem members are any better
>>18074299That's what the tradition is for
>>18074322>still makes some 'people' (for lack of a better word) kvetch hard 2000 years laterMaybe there is something more to this story
>>18074299>12 tribes>they don't even bother with ten of themJews read Plato and decided 12 was the number to use for everything based. It's all made up midrash and judeo-platonism.
>>18074330Every single tradcel who says "christ is king" ravenously hates jews. Why does /pol/ pretend leftists don't use the internet and literally see what you post?
>>18074376>ravenously hates jews.Christians don't hate kikes silly We just want them to denounce the satanic talmud
>>18074299Just read the Apocryphal Acts. Search for the corrected versions without the Gnostic interpellations and you'll have some pretty interesting stories about almost all of them.
>>18074376Christ is king
interpolations*Anyway my favorite scene is when Saint Andrew is crucified and spends two whole days on the cross preaching to the multitudes before they try to get him off the cross and he refuses
>>18074381>jews aren't people >kikes >christianity is valid by virtue of upsetting jews >jews are satanic >UwUThis game is stupid. You have no ethics beyond being an edge lord and I denounce the Talmud.
>>18074376Christ is King
>>180743961. kugel/kikel means circle in German/YiddishHas nothing to do with dehumanizing jewsThey refused to draw the cross for 'religious reasons' so the Christians gave them a moniker. After all we don't kvetch when they call us goyim so kike is fair game as far as political correctness is concerned. 2. Christianity does not exist to spite talmudism. The opposite is true, historically and logically speaking. Unless jews abandon talmudism or censor the blasphemies about Christ and Mary there can never be peace between them and Christians. It's simply impossible.
>>18074299>they don’t bother to name half of them>One of those days Jesus went out to a mountainside to pray, and spent the night praying to God. When morning came, he called his disciples to him and chose twelve of them, whom he also designated apostles: Simon (whom he named Peter), his brother Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Simon who was called the Zealot, Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor.Luke 6:12-19Simon Peter>or give half of them any dialogue>But Peter declared, “Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you.” And all the other disciples said the same.Matthew 26:35Judas son of James>Then Judas (not Judas Iscariot) said, “But, Lord, why do you intend to show yourself to us and not to the world?”John 14:22Judas Iscariot>Then Judas, the one who would betray him, said, “Surely you don’t mean me, Rabbi?” Jesus answered, “You have said so.”Matthew 26:25James & John>Then James and John, the sons of Zebedee, came to him. “Teacher,” they said, “we want you to do for us whatever we ask.” “What do you want me to do for you?” he asked. They replied, “Let one of us sit at your right and the other at your left in your glory.”Mark 10:35-37Andrew>The first thing Andrew did was to find his brother Simon and tell him, “We have found the Messiah” (that is, the Christ). And he brought him to Jesus.John 1:41-42Philip and Bartholomew (Nathaniel)>Philip found Nathanael and told him, “We have found the one Moses wrote about in the Law, and about whom the prophets also wrote—Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph. “Nazareth! Can anything good come from there?” Nathanael asked. “Come and see,” said Philip.John 1:45-46Thomas>Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe.” Thomas said to him, “My Lord and my God!”John 20:27-28
>>18074442>reading comprehension Utterly brown post
>>18074467can you guys at least try not to do the meme in every thread?
>>18074467brown (you) say? like picrel?anyways, that's all I had to say regarding Christianity and talmudism and it is 100% true. Now you know more than you did a few minutes ago.
>>18074471and the funny thing is that he even denounced his own talmud in a silly attempt to appear an innocent goy but could not keep the mask on for more than 2 posts.
>>18074450don't they have different names in each gospel?
>>18074450OP status: Biblically moggedWell done brotherMay the Lord Christ bless you and your loved ones
>>18074299This is always the best way to stump any christcuck. Just ask them if there were 12 Apostles. "Yes!". Ok, name them......../thread
>>18074320Well, one of the books is called "Acts of the Apostles", and without them "The Narrative" would've died on the cross with the Boss.
>>18074358Correct. Same with the magic, law tablets given by a semi-mythical leader, etc.....etc.....
>>18074442Matt 5:11 "Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake."
>>18074485>These are the names of the twelve apostles: first, Simon (who is called Peter) and his brother Andrew; James son of Zebedee, and his brother John; Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus; Simon the Zealot and Judas Iscariot, who betrayed him.Matthew 10:2-4>Jesus went up on a mountainside and called to him those he wanted, and they came to him. He appointed twelve that they might be with him and that he might send them out to preach and to have authority to drive out demons. These are the twelve he appointed: Simon (to whom he gave the name Peter), James son of Zebedee and his brother John (to them he gave the name Boanerges, which means “sons of thunder”), Andrew, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Thaddaeus, Simon the Zealot and Judas Iscariot, who betrayed him.Mark 3:13-19>When morning came, he called his disciples to him and chose twelve of them, whom he also designated apostles: Simon (whom he named Peter), his brother Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Simon who was called the Zealot, Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor.Luke 6:13-16Some of the apostles have multiple names, those being:> Simon, renamed Peter by Jesus. Peter (Cephas in Aramaic) is a nickname that means “rock”, hence Jesus claiming “upon this rock I build my church” to Peter. It’s a pun!> Bartholomew, also called Nathaniel in the gospel of John. Bartholomew in Aramaic is a surname that means “son of (bar) Tolmai”. Thus his name would be fully, Nathaniel son of Tolmai (which would also apply to Philip since he and Nathaniel are brothers).> Judas son of James, also known as Lebbaenus Thaddeus. A trend in the gospels, indicative of the time period, is many Jews having 2 sets of names: a secular name for public life in Greek and a private religious name in Hebrew. See 1 Maccabees 2:1-5 for examples.
>>18074562Scroll up broHere’s the quote in case you can’t find it: >>18074580
>>18074580>many Jews having 2 sets of names: a secular name for public life in Greek and a private religious name in HebrewThe more things change, the more they stay the same.....
>>18074572Correct. But we want jews to be blessed too. All jews should be Christians.
>>18074358>>18074569>PLATO WROTE THE BIBLEprove it
>>18074299Maybe they just weren't that important lol
>>18074707Read the late, great Russel Gimirkin's work. Jews lews again.
>>18074358They’re all heavily involved and featured at times
>>18074450>there are too many Simons, you there Simon, henceforth you shall be named Peter>and what of us my lord? sayeth James, Judas, Judas, and James>I move in mysterious ways
>>18074358the old testament is older than plato
I'm pretty sceptical of everything about christianity but I have actually read the book and I did not hallucinate all of them being named with cool scenes of them being recruited.
>>18075008The old testament was only written down during the Hellenic period in Alexandria.
>>18074376JD Vance rallied a crowd to chant "Christ is king" during the election campaign
>>18074299Not enough material on them was available to the anonymous authors of the gospels writing decades later.
>>18074572TrueI hope the jews convert to Christianity for their sakes, but God knows best
>>18075162>being this edgy on a Jubilee solar yearrepent sinner
>>18074707Who said that anon?
>>18075133>the dancing clown lead a chant when trying to win the king clown crownWow!
>>18075331Do you think that makes him and the crowd Nazis?
>>18074403
>>18074707>prove my strawmannah>>18075008>the old testament is older than platonahThe OT and The Republic share an absurd amount of similarities as to how to organize a nation. TR is written down a century or two prior to the OT, which has led jews to come up with the cope that Plato must have had a secret and unknown translation of the OT which he plagiarized to write TR.Occam's razor says that jews just lied and plagiarized TR.>inb4 but muh pastor/priest/rabbi saysJews lie.
>>18075323>shit derad glowie memecamps
>>18075411Of the whole universe, retard. The left can't meme.
>>18074330>>still makes some 'people' (for lack of a better word) kvetch hard 2000 years later>Maybe there is something more to this story
>>18075423>implying it happenedExcusen mich Herr PolizeiWhich way to the swimming pool bitte?
>>18075466>t. kike kvetchinghere's another hook schnozz freak
>>18075323Ahh yes, the Sonnenrad, classical Christian symbol.
>>18075492>kikes!!!11!! your jewish!!!!I can say "God is King"/"Christ is King" without a problem.And I denounce the torah.
>>18075526>the torahdo (you) denounce all of it? even the parts the talmud is allegedly based on?
>>18075488>implying it happenedIn which alternate dimension perceived by your schizoid third eye did I do that?
>>18075323based luce
>>18075331>>18075411shalom
>>18074299The 12 Apostles are named as easy to google
>>18077317GMS!
>>18075507DuhEver heard of Sol Invictus?
>>18075008False. Show me a "Torah(tm)" in Hebrew prior to LXX. I'll wait. Josephus, Philo, etc....all wrote in Greek too. Language = Culture; No Language = No CultureThere was no "living Hebrew Language" at the time of LXX, or any time later than that up to and including the time of Christ and beyond. Hebrews lews again.
>>18077269>you're a jew for reminding the thread that the messiah is jesus of nazareth, king of the jews as per the jew holy bookIn that case, what does that make those who worship him?
>>18078189Jesus was Christian. He believed Jesus Christ was the son of God
>>18074475>>18074471You're a mexican neo-nazi lol
>>18078245>Marx was a marxist so he can't be a jewsubhuman IQ
>>18078245He also claimed that said God he was son of was Yahweh, the God of the Jewish people. I find it insanely funny how people think Jesus and Christianity was somehow divorced from Judaism the whole time just so these fucks can claim all the Jews are evil.If you really wanna stay going that route, it’s literally as simple as> Jesus claims to be the son of Yahweh sent to earth, performing his ministry to fulfill the religious promises of the chosen Jewish people> said chosen people reject him as Jesus and their previous prophets foretold, killing him brutally> Jesus resurrects 3 days later proving his claims to divinity as son of Yahweh, and as the rightful leader of the religion that worships him> they refuse to believe in Jesus despite the previous signs and persecute his followers> the Jewish temple gets destroyed 40 years later, fulfilling prophecy Jesus said would come to pass if they remained unfaithful> still don’t convert despite everythingLiterally simple as that, no conspiracies needed. Judaism is obsolete and those that stay in it are pulled away from its fulfillment made by THEIR OWN GOD, aka apostasy. So go ahead and get them converting!
>>18074392>>18074403Of the jews.
>>18078189There was no "Nazareth". He was, however, a "Nazarene" where "Naz"/"Nas" = "serpent", a role Christ takes on many times throughout His ministry. (Nehushtan, "Be ye wise as a serpent", rebirth/resurrection, spitting in peoples' eyes to heal, etc....etc...)Even if you ignore anything "Nazarene", he was "of Galilee", making him an "Israelite" at most, and a Galli eunuch priest in practice. Hence, the lack of children, wife, and all other expected trappings of a "nice Jewish boy", much less the Messiah and High Priest. John 7:1 "After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him."(i.e. did not live/travel in Judea proper. Jews and Samaritans would even take different roads to places to avoid contact.) Again, He was many things, but a "very Jewish Jew living in Judea, the land of the "Jews(tm)", like a good Jew does whilst living in His home of Judea" was certainly NOT one of them. Never mind the fact his entire life is recorded in Greek and only Greek, without exception, unlike all of his fellow very Jewish Judean Jews of Judea. As for those who worship Him, they're not you because you're a Jew, and He really, really, really didn't like you guys. I mean "His own people" ;) . Go read for yourself. The one and only people and behavior He could never forgive and actively punished in His life, was "his own people" the Jews. That is why he whipped them bloody in their own temple and ultimately lead to its destruction. The proverbial "One man wrecking crew.....I mean Jew". I win.
>>18078428marxism is a type of jewdism, you gay retard>>18078500>>18078717jesus is christian, keep crying, israeli
>>18074299there were 13 apostoles i think
>>18079577>marxism is a type of jewdism, you gay retardand messianic judaism (christianity) is a form of 'jewdism' too, o' very hetero genius
>>18079606nope, christianity isn't jewdism. different covenant
>>18079577>jesus is christian, keep crying, israeliMeanwhile:>>18078500>Judaism is obsolete >those that stay in it are pulled away from its fulfillment made by THEIR OWN GOD, >aka apostasy.I’m almost convinced you haven’t read a Bible in your life. Almost. Gotta leave some room for benefit of the doubt. Maybe you’ll return to Christ yet.
>>18079719modern jews are in a pact with satan because they were forsaken by god since they murdered jesus.
>>18078255>kvetching>does not deny jizzrahell's inherent swarthiness >projecting Oy Gevalt!
>>18078255every ethnic group and political orientation in the world views or once viewed jews as vermin, you don't need to be a nazi for that
>>18074299>There's Peter who's like the smartest and most important apostle and he understood Jesus the best and he used to be called "Simon" but Jesus gave him the super cool name "Peter" because of how smart and special he was and Jesus made him the leader of the apostles and told him he was the bestest and most important guy ever!>Also there were 11 other guys too, I think one of them was called "Jim" or somethingPeter's self-insert fanfic sucks
>>18074376Christ is literally a jew their confused antisemites. The root and produce of Christianity is definitively Jewish.
>>18080221False. He has 2 forged lineages that both fail miserably to connect him to David through Joseph by means of Elvis Presley, or some shit.Again, if he was a real Jew, we'd have some sort of writing from his fellow real Jews, et. al. at the time. Instead, we find nothing outside the Greek-speaking world. Very Gentile.
>biblical jews killed christ>modern jews aren't related to biblical jews>but its still their fault>modern jews are eastern europe larpers>the real descendants of biblical jews are whites>except the ones that larp as modern jews>but when they say they are white they are shapeshifting jewish liarsDeeply confused people.
>>18075162It's likely there was never a specific set of twelve followers who were separate from the others in any way. There just have to be twelve because twelve tribes of Israel
>>18074299It's strange to me how Islam also venerates the apostles while saying basically nothing about them. It just says "they were good people" and that's it. Shouldn't it be important to clarify the nature of a people widely regarded as seeing Christ as divine, something Islam explicitly rejects?
>>18080258>NT "Rabbinic" Jews killed Christ>Modern Jews are Rabbinic>It's still their fault>The real jews were exterminated long ago>Except the ones that larped as NT Jews>They are shapeshifting jew-ish liars, as Jesus pointed out on multiple occasions. Deeply inbred people.
>>18080258the bible literally says the jews said the blood of christ is on their hands and the hands of their children for all times
>>18080258You simply judge the jews by their actions, and their actions tell you everything you need to know. They've told you themselves many times even today
>>18074299>Book is acts of the apostles>Large amounts of the book are about some dude who is not an apostle but really wanted to be.>Rest is mostly about Peter.
>>18080399>>18080420So they are the real jews then?
>>18074387>interpellationswhy do you try to use words you do not understand?
>>18080399Of course it does, it's a midrashic yom kippur ritual reenactment written after the destruction of the jew temple. The blood of the sacrificial victim is that which absolves the jews of their sins.Modern evangelicals still sing about being washed in the blood of the lamb.
>>18080800Wrong again Jew. Christ baptized with WATER, rather than blood to truly cleanse, rather than to contaminate, and being caught "red handed" has always been a sure sign of guilt, which is precisely why Pilate "washed his hands of it", in another cleansing/baptism ritual. Hebrews lews again.I win again.
>>18075411of Polandand his mother is the Polish Queen
>>18081072>christians aren't claiming to be washed in the blood of their saviourmeanwhile in reality
>>18081114What is SYMBOLISM for $500, Alex? Did Jesus ACKTCHUALLY spill His blood, or any living being's blood, for his followers to consume in any way? Not once. Not ever. NEVER. In fact, He specifically did away with animal sacrifice by being the final sacrifice. Hence, the Eucharist in which they consume bread, rather than flesh, and wine, rather than blood. See, more SYMBOLISM. Only Jews actually eat the flesh and foreskins of children, while drinking their blood. Many such cases. Ask around. I win again!
>>18081721>infinity goalpost movingYou're a nutjob who worships a made up jew. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>18081804Wrong again! There is no goalpoast to move, not cross to bear. Jesus was never a "blood cultist". He was a Pythagorean Vegetarain type, like countless other GREEK PHILOSOPHERS of his day. No blood. Not once. Not ever. That's a sicko Jew thing.
>>18080800>>18080473the blood of christ is on the hands of modern jews. they pacted with the devil, you made a pact with the devil when you killed Christ
>>18075114>>18075008>>18074358We have physical proof of Hebrew texts that predate the Hellenistic era. The most famous examples are the Ketef Hinnom scrolls.Plato lived from approximately 428 to 348 BC.The Song of Deborah in Judges 5, one of the oldest texts in the entire Bible, is dated by most scholars to the 12th or 11th century BC, that's about 700 years before Plato was born. This ancient poem explicitly references the Israelite tribes.Jesus is depicted reading from a scroll of Isaiah in the synagogue (Luke 4:16-20), which would have been in Hebrew. The Dead Sea Scrolls also contain non-biblical texts composed in Hebrew during this period, proving it was still in active use as a literary language.
>>18083566Parts of the Old Testament are older than Plato but not the whole thing. I mean don't they even talk about Maccabees in there?
>>18083758Plato was inspired by Moses
>>18082616..............do you believe crhist was christian?
>>18083764Moses hadn't even been invented by the time Plato was teaching philosophy.Prove me wrong by posting any archaeological evidence of moses or belief in moses prior to Plato.
>>18083566My Jew book says my Jew books is a very old Jew book because my Jew book says so. "....is dated by most scholars...." You date with chemistry, not language. /thread
>>18084062.....................do you believe "Jews" are jewish?
>>18083566>the hebrew language existed, so therefore the bible predates Platomassive non sequitur>is dated by most scholarsMeaningless. May I see the archaeological evidence?
>>18074322You live in a low magic settingThis ninja right here wants grand fantasy