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Let's say you're a medieval king, and your court jester attempts to playfully mock you with a colourful jape. What's your response?
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>>18080339
Crash out and kill 9 relations of his family.
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slap my thigh and laugh heartily before executing a noble for not bowing right
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>>18080339
Henry III threw his jester into water after he pissed him off and a few days later paid him for the damages to his clothes as a sorry
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Hohohohoho!
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>>18080339
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>Oh great Anon
>The one we praise!
>Beloved in so many ways
>Mighty anon
>With strength to spare!
>Served by men from here to there
>Oh dear Anon
>So proud, it's true!
>Am I the fool... or is it YOU?
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>>18080365
>b..but im a boy, with a winky and everything, you don't want to see that
>I.. I was just clowning around anyway, haha, *honks*
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>>18080339
Hoho, yes yes, fool, thy frivolity has truly cut me to the bone! Another round of drink for the table!
>whispers to guard “Prepare the torture chamber, I want his head by the first light of dawn”
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>>18080339
Fuck him in the ass in front of everyone
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>>18080369
Good rhymes
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i fucking hate footfags
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>>18080349
t. Qin Dong
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>>18080339
joke about his height because im a king who is better nourished(well apart from ivan the terrible lol) than some court jester
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>>18080352
This. A level-headed king



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