Let's say you're a medieval king, and your court jester attempts to playfully mock you with a colourful jape. What's your response?
>>18080339Crash out and kill 9 relations of his family.
slap my thigh and laugh heartily before executing a noble for not bowing right
>>18080339Henry III threw his jester into water after he pissed him off and a few days later paid him for the damages to his clothes as a sorry
Hohohohoho!
>>18080339
>Oh great Anon>The one we praise!>Beloved in so many ways>Mighty anon>With strength to spare!>Served by men from here to there>Oh dear Anon>So proud, it's true!>Am I the fool... or is it YOU?
>>18080365>b..but im a boy, with a winky and everything, you don't want to see that>I.. I was just clowning around anyway, haha, *honks*
>>18080339Hoho, yes yes, fool, thy frivolity has truly cut me to the bone! Another round of drink for the table!>whispers to guard “Prepare the torture chamber, I want his head by the first light of dawn”
>>18080339Fuck him in the ass in front of everyone
>>18080369Good rhymes
>>18080555
>>18080375
i fucking hate footfags
>>18080349t. Qin Dong
>>18080339joke about his height because im a king who is better nourished(well apart from ivan the terrible lol) than some court jester
>>18080352This. A level-headed king