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It's a fancy room. You hear a knock on the door, open it, and it's Erich Kempka.

>Mein Führer! Sie warten im Reichstag auf Sie.

It's 1939, and you're Hitler. What do you do from there on?
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ally with poland, the balts and finland and invade the soviet union
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>>18080363
start furiously jerking off to furry porn, german-ly
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>>18080363
1939? Okay, first I take a U boat to the secret Antarctic base. From there I order the Anunnaki gluon broadcast array that was looted by the Thule society powered up to full and the signal bounced off the interior of the hollow earth, using the gravitational lensing effect of the Agarthan deep mud flows to boost the signal enough that I can reach the grays, and tell them that the Markab Confederacy called them stupid. While they’re at war with each other I transmit to the Pleiadians and tell them about the Gray-Markab war and offer our support through Himmler’s ghost SS units in a surprise attack on both empires. This should last until about 1987 or so and then with total control of the local star cluster and my head safely preserved in a jar placed atop the body of a (WHITE) rhinoceros, with the Pleiadian fleet in orbit I leave my seclusion and demand NATO and Warsaw Pact surrender to rhino Hitler. The end.



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