Muslims have suddendly gone REEEEAL quiet after the zutt discovery......
>>18096180stfu, the hadith is da'if and ride doesn't even mean "fuck" anyway
>>18096182So they rode him like a horse or something? How's that not humiliating to your prophet?
>>18096182The hadith is da'if hoot'hoot!!!!
>>18096180Zutt zutt in the butt
>>18096258>My honest reaction
>>18096180>Pigskin judeochristian think they have a gotcha to Muslims by quoting a misinterpreted and mistranslated hadith about Djinns haunting the Prophet to test his faithSad and pathetic, your nailed kike cult still going extinct btw
>>18096182>>18096287t. inbred and zutted
>>18096291No argument whatsoever, typical from a kike worshipper
>>18096301Here you are, denying his victimization at the hands of your own ancestors. They GAPED him! And you are following his faith! Cucked doesn't even begin to describe it! Hahaha
>>18096308They were djinns sir, not actual people, and they were haunting him to test his faith, not sexually assaulting
The zutt thing is funny but I wonder who is astroturfing it
>>18096317Paid zionist trolls
>>18096311Was this guy also a djinn?
>>18096311Are the djinns in the room with us right now?
Did djinn turn Mohammed into a transvestite?
>>18096193kek
>>18096287nigga the men of al-zutt were not Djinn, they are an attested historical populationYour Prophet got mounted by MEN.Also he didn't need Djinn to haunt him, since He himself thought he was possessed by demons after meeting an Angel of Light (I refuse to use the name Jibril since the angel never names himself in the Quran and the Quranic narration merely assumes his identity - pointing toward the fact Muhammad met Satan in that cave) before his old hag of a wife told him he was being overdramatic
>>18096335This image needs to be posted more frequently.Prophet Muhammad's looking like a /b/ regular every second passing by.
>>18096180ZUT ALORS !!this is the besthttp://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn
>>18096180>Masjid al-JinnThe story is about genies crowding prophet Muhammad not raping him that's a pervert interpretation because genies don't rape Muslims. You know they built a Mosque for those genies who crowded prophet Muhammad in the place he was crowded in Mecca right? If they were rapist pajeets why would the Arabs build a Mosque in the location prophet Muhammad was raped by Indians. Think about it before you lie on The first of the 100 of the most influencal people in history.
>>18096287ZUTTbroken
>>18097371Holepunched by robin williams himself...whoa..
>>18097371>genies don't rape MuslimsOh really, does that mean they rape others? And how come they don't rape muslims anyway, how do they know?
>>18097495The genies who raped prophet Muhammad were Jews who looked like Jeets that's why /poltards blame jews and jeets for this story and Muslims aren't raped by Muslims genies they are raped by Christians and Jewish genies who love to abuse innocent Muslims men anuses because they are filthy infidel perverts who have denied Allah & his last messenger and tasted the piousness and sweetest of the Muslim believers anuses.
>>18096189It means he recited scripture to them all night while they physically accosted him (beat, not raped). This is obvious and if you read it any other way you’re intentionally being obtuse.
>>18096193Holy fuck my sides
>>18096180I am converting to Islam. Hopefully I get BZC.
>>18098032I dunno man. I’ve heard native Arabic speakers say the best translation is either ridden (like a horse) or ridden (like a guy who dropped the soap in a prison shower). There isn’t a lot of other interpretations that aren’t cope. Maybe Islam is more pro homosexuality than people assume? I mean one has to believe that the great warrior poet Muhammad (pbuh) the Prophet of Islam could fend off a few men of the Al Zutt. That He (pbuh) did not implies He (pbuh) was welcoming of their amorous attention? Perhaps the the Prophet (pbuh) was a member of the LGBTQ+ community?
>>18096258>>18096262What what, with a zuttWhat what, mohammed's butt
People blew themselves up for this shit
>>18096193Kek'd
>>18096193accurate, they do be like that
>>18096287>t. descendant of Zutty rape victims KWAB
>>18098375kek>breaking news : LGBT conversions to Islam increase 9000% overnight
>>18096330Why tf are Arabs so zesty?
I just want to address any Muslims in this thread. You people were warned. You were fucking warned. You got pushy with westerners about your religion and the worst thing possible for you happened. You annoyed a bunch of decadent, bored, sometimes autistic or psychopathic dipshits on the internet with access to the sum total of human knowledge to the point that they finally, finally got around to actually learning about you, your beliefs, and your culture. What did they do with this knowledge? They learned about the Al Zutt and the Prophet’s butt. This is only the beginning. Your religion is complex and the structure of your bizarre juris prudence and the Hadiths ensures a broad and deep deposit of lore to be poured over that has so helpfully been placed online. Don’t be so pushy or else Zutted may not be the last meme your religion produces.
>>18096180Muhammad (PBUH) having his moon split was well known. Zutt nutt dripping from his well of souls is one of the foundational stories of the Holy Quran.
>>18096180lol cheistians acting like tough shit when the hero (abraham) beats up his son for not covering him when he was naked and shitfaced ( or some weird shit like that i forgot)fucking idiots, you got nothing to laugh about, you actually got the shittiest most cucked entry of the desert trilogy, based muzzies had an empire and exploded everywhere, jews run the world and what do christcucks do? "o-ohhh suck my cock timmy and ill forgive your sins!! fucking pathetic lol it actually fits that the gayest most liberal materialist morons (ytpipo) would prefer the most cucked religion of them all
>>18098724KEK
Don't threads like this and memes like this literally admit that the people who hate Muslims and Islam have never read the Quran or studied anything about it? Some random anon on here found a part of the Quran (that's been discussed on forums already) and anons are exposing that they've never read or even heard about it? So none of you have any education on the thing you hate? This is like finding some random part of the bible and going WOAH GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PART? WHY AREN'T CHRISTIANS TALKING ABOUT THIS OH NO NO NO!
>>18100986Its not in the Quran, its a hadith, of which there are thousands.
>>18097495Yes, They know who is a good muslim because of the gusl ritual(washing your dick and entire body after sex) done regulaly by muslims. It's like supernatural bear repellent desu
>>18100986>suicide bombers are resorting to "read more theory" after losing arguments nowkwab
>>18097371Proudly proclaiming that Muslims have built a Zutt Mosque is NOT the comeback you think it is.
>>18100979Careful. They found one shameful documented case of your prophet being raped. Learn from this. If they found out about Muhammad being Zutted, they’ll find something else if annoyed. Just accept the loss and be grateful you aren’t being bombed for bothering our ships.
>>18096287why did they need to be naked that night but then clothed the next day to test him?
>>18101091lil timmy thinks this is some own LMAO why don't you go watch your blacked porn before i call Tyrone on your ass again lil white boy
>>18097371>they rode him so good his buddies built a monument to itMan maybe I should get Zutt'd sometime...
>>18100970>and the Prophet’s buttIf they were riding him wouldn't it be their butts?
>>18101102At least use the perfectly halal Karaboğa The state of this board is disgraceful
>>18100973>having his moon splitLMAO
>>18101102I’m trying to help you. Do you want them to find more? There’s thousands of Hadiths and that isn’t even the apocryphal stuff. They found out your prophet got Zutted. Do you want them to get annoyed enough to study your religion to pick apart and meme out every little creepy thing he did?>>18101112Well, I believe in the context of the Zutting, the butt of the Prophet (pbuh) was the site of the rectal penetration. Now we can’t confirm if the sodomy was consensual or not, but we can be fairly certain the anus involved did belong to the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) even if that rectum was being used by his Al Zutt lovers/rapists.
>>18101138you mean like they did with their religion lolalso why are you acting like this is some threat and im supposed to be scared >b-be nice or... ILL SPEND HOURS IN MY BASEMENT LOOKING UP A RELIGION THAT I DON'T E EVEN CARE ABOUT lol fucking sad timmy get a life
>>18101147Oh. My no. This is for you, not me. They learned that your prophet is LGBTQ+ or he’s a victim of sexual assault. Which one is worse in your culture? The point though is that all your whining made them care and this is the result.
>>18100979>lol cheistians acting like tough shit when the hero (abraham)Is Abraham from the Bible infallible?Is Abraham from the Bible the best human to every exist?Is Abraham from the Bible the ultimate role model for all people?Is Abraham from the Bible imitated by Christians as much as possible?Is Abraham from the Bible someone who Christians get their laws and morals from?Is Abraham from the Bible someone who Christians will literally kill you if you make fun of?Is Abraham from the Bible must be loved by Christians more than they love their own families and themselves?
>>18100986>Some random anon on herelmao no, this whole thing started after christian apologists made youtube videos about it (despite them not even believing any of it themselves) then morons on here aped it
>>18100986>this authentic hadith is wrong because... the quran o algo
>>18101102Even in your fantasies someone else is doing the beating for you lmao
>>18096332they are in his ass I bet
>>18098032If the world rides you, keep in mind that it rode me first.
>>18098643Native speaker here.The word yarkabun can mean riding (a horse, a bike, an elevator, etc), but also mounting (a tv on to the wall, a gopro on your helmet, a horse, etc).When used as slang/euphemism it has the exact same sexual connotation as in English, but in theory it can also work for any type of activity where A goes/climbs on top of B, for example piggybacking or sitting on someone's shoulders (like girls at concerts), or maybe some type of pull-up like in American football.Now, taking into account what we know:>they were described by arabs as being extremely virile and constantly horny>they were naked>whatever they did lasted the whole night>when it was over Muhammad was exhausted and in painOut of all the possible options, being fucked in the ass is 100% the least gay one.Anal sex can be about physical pleasure, and being horny can sometimes push a man to be "prison gay" and make do with whatever warm hole is available. Bottoming is less defensible but there's still an element of physical pleasure (prostate stimulation and whatnot).It's very very gay, but it's nothing compared to spending an entire night doing what is essentially a naked cuddle session, with their sweaty unwashed bodies rubbing up on each other, cocks and balls included.There's no physical pleasure in doing this. It's exclusively for the arousal caused by your attraction to men, and even the most pent up "prison gay" man would have no reason to do this unless he's a True Homosexual, which is what the "yarkabun doesn't mean fucking" defense implies.Every possible interpretation paints an extremely homosexual picture, especially considering that Muhammad seemingly decided to go to this meeting on his own volition.
>>18102064Based Zuttslut.
>>18096317It's one of the most obviously jewish forced memes I have ever seen.
>>18102067>some type of pull-up like in American footballPile-up*
>>18102070There is no anti-Islam meme that you would ever not say that about though
>>18102077>y-you're muslim!Thanks for instantly confessing and proving me right, you retarded kike.
>>18102085You are muslim though. No-one else would seethe about disrespecting your gayboy prophet
Muhammad also liked to kiss and suck on a little boy's penishttps://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1h8s92o/prophet_muhammad_used_to_kiss_the_penis_of_small/And french-kiss himhttps://sunnah.com/adab:1183It's fully canon that he was a complete gooner who had no problem getting freaky with women, men, and children.I don't know how long will muslims be able to keep pretending he wasn't.
>>18102067>gay sex is less gay than cuddling because you can cum from itgenerational philosophy birthed right here
>>18102125To want to have penetrative sex you only need to be slightly gay, but only a full gay would want to rub his naked body with another man.I'm obviously not talking about basic cuddling, but about the kind of intense all-night naked cuddling that leaves you exhausted at the end.This is only interesting to you if you have full attraction towards the male form, which isn't necessarily the case for penetrative sex.This is completely objective and undisputable.
>>18102122Why do Muslims not promote this aspect more? They could finally convert Israel?!?
>>18102113>seethe about disrespecting your gayboy prophetI never did this. Neither did the anon I was originally replying to who was also pointing out your blatant astroturfing.And you know this. And yet still you try to accuse me of being a semitic shitskin like you. That's why I know you're jewish. Because you are both allergic to reality and the truth. And because you niggers are functionally bots with how mindlessly you chant your scripts once you've fixated on one. Ever since the entire world turned on you over the gaza shit you've been coping by calling everyone muslims.
>>18102141They already have metzitzah b'peh, this wouldn't be interesting to them.
>>18100109have you heard of the Sotadic zone?
>>18096287>Using slurs on Jesus, a revered Islamic prophetYou arent muslim. Enough of LARPing
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>>18096287Oh they haunted his asshole all night you're right about that.
>>18098724lel
>>18102067As the anon you were responding to, I want to thank you for your input. As for your post? No wonder this topic gets some Muslims so out of sorts. It’s just about a worst case scenario save for the exact thing just being in the Quran. Of course it depends on if you believe the Hadiths are in fact holy writ/sacred juris prudence or the like but IIRC (and feel free to correct me if I’m wrong) most of the more fundamentalist sects do (which again explains the reaction to this account of the Zutting) Again, I’m afraid this is not my area of expertise, and while I’ve had other native speakers confirm the possible meanings? Your response is by far the most comprehensive. So we’re left with what amounts to ‘how gay was an extremely gay act.’ Fucking hell man. I don’t even know what to say about this. The best defense that I’m seeing is the metaphorical ‘he sucked but he didn’t swallow.’ Isn’t he supposed to be a perfect human being in this religion?
>>18102683QRD?
>>18104051Other than the "yarkabun doesn't mean sex" defense, the main other ones are:>they weren't men, they were djinns that had the appearance of menDoesn't really change anything ("he went to get gangbanged by Zutts that were actually shape-shifting djinns" is still just as gay) unless you take "I did not see their genitals" to mean that they didn't have them and were asexual beings taking the form of ken-dolled Zutt men for some reason.Could this (very "benefit of the doubt") interpretation imply a sort of non-sexual riding/mounting? Sure, but we'd be basing it entirely on him not seeing genitals, which can also (and more plausibly, imo) mean that it was dark (no artificial lighting means that you can basically only see their silhouettes) and he literally just didn't see their genitals (or pretended not to, in order to appear more pure or whatever).As far as I know none of the early scholars support the djinn interpretation, and it's mostly a modern thing, which I would bet both my kidneys on being the typical cope.1/3
>>18104051The other defense is:>this hadith is falseThe thing about the hadith is that they're essentially tales told by a multitude of people, and scholars have spent centuries trying to establish which ones are true and which ones aren't (anything from having slight inaccuracies to being completely fabricated).They base this analysis on how reliable a particular narrator is (if they're known to have a good memory, if they have a history of inaccuracy, etc), how many corroborating sources there are, how long the "telephone game" chain is, etc.We know for a fact that even in the best case scenario where you get a direct witness to tell you exactly what happened, you're going to get an unreliable testimony. That's been proven time and time again. People misremember, lie, are fooled (by various illusions or their own biases and logical fallacies, etc) use wording that can be misunderstood, etc.Now add that so many of these are stories told decades after they were witnessed/heard.In a historical context this isn't exactly good, but it's often the only available information/account of something, so we work with what we have under the understanding that it might be false/wrong and that something can be discovered in the future that nullifies it.But Muslims see them as one of the main sources of information on which to base their own religious beliefs, and consequently their laws and all their high-stakes decisions.Imagine how many people have died or had their lives destroyed because of this.Their pretty much arbitrary choices in picking which are reliable and which aren't (which is actually all of them) has drastically changed the course of history, and I would argue, for the worse.2/3
>>18104051At the end of the day, since we, as non-muslims don't have the disadvantage of being forced to believe obvious bullshit (such as djinns existing), we can factually state that the possible options are:>someone made up a story about Muhammad going to meet djinns that took Zutt form and getting non-sexually assailed by them>someone made up a story about Muhammad going to meet djinns that took Zutt form and doing gay stuff with them>someone made up a story about Muhammad going to meet Zutt men and doing gay stuff with them>Muhammad actually did do gay stuff with Zutt menWhichever one you decide to go with is an absolute embarrassment (considering that no matter what, the story did get selected and made part of Islam), with even the most charitable (to Islam) interpretation is still a giant floodlight on the fact that all their hadith-derived beliefs are essentially worthless.On this particular matter renowned scholar Fareed Al-Dursuti famously said "It's all about the he says she says bullshit; I think you better quit lettin' shit slip, or you'll be leaving exhausted and in pain".Also, this isn't the only account of Muhammad being a gay and pedophile pervert lol, so I think we can confidently throw away this "perfect man" qualification (and that's not counting all the non-sexual retardation that they attribute to him, which again, they follow for their laws and decisions).3/3
>>18096180Someone correct me if im wrong but dont the royal Arab family have gay sex orgies every now and then? That culture had to have started from somewhere, perhaps Muhammed (pbuh) was the first cause?Getting fucked in the ass is now part of the middle eastern way of life thanks to the prophet (pbuh)
>>18104362>On this particular matter renowned scholar Fareed Al-Dursuti famously said "It's all about the he says she says bullshit; I think you better quit lettin' shit slip, or you'll be leaving exhausted and in pain".
>>18096335Remember Aisha was underage and Muhammad was a pedophile like all muslims and 'jeets, so he was wearing little girls' underwear
>>18104404I don't think what you're talking about is part of any tradition (although there are some gay traditions in certain islamic cultures). It's mostly just being born and raised with the absolute freedom to fo whatever you want and getting desensitized to everything, so you start getting into kinkier and kinkier stuff the same way porn addicts do through a screen, except they can make everything happen IRL, hence all the scat and whatnot.The royals (like many other such rich and powerful people all over the world) can be massive degenerates for reasons that have nothing to do with the culture and population of their countries.What does, however, is the fact that in Muslim society males and females aren't really allowed to intermingle, oftentimes even when they're kids, and there's so much talk in islam about how bad it is to spend time with a non-relative of the opposite sex, that some see adultery between men as less sinful than between a man and a woman.All of this turns horny males into "prison gay" more frequently than in other cultures.I don't think "we can be gay because Muhammad was" is a prevalent thought in any Muslim society (maybe in small/rare cases like in Afghanistan lol). Their gay stuff is almost always very hidden and frowned upon (or straight up punished by death penalty).
>>18104443Good insight. I had always wondered why gay sex is sometimes tolerated in islamic countries, this makes alot of senseIts a shame that many religions do not realise that heavily restricting something they consider bad often forces people into things that a religion would consider even worse. Humans will have their way one way or the other
>>18104463How do I find a religion that heavily restricts beautiful women from being my girlfriend?
