>Jesus' tomb teleports behind you>heh... nothin personnel
>>18101086ascended to the Fatherthere are none
>>18101095So when he flew up to the sky like a bird what happened?Is he just dodging airplanes right now? Did he escape the earth's atmosphere and shooting around the galaxy like a jesus shaped comet?
>>18101095>>18101096I think you're both glossing over the fact Catholick dogma requires you to believe his tomb teleported to Italy in its entirety a thousand years after the fact
>>18101096ascended to the Father is a way of saying he took the role of the Father. many, and I mean many, are the misreadings of that book.
>>18101099I think you're confusing Peter's alleged grave in Rome and Jesus's alleged temporary grave in Jerusalem
>>18101118I guess. I have been defeated. I wonder what the hell I even read. In passing I still blame Catholicks for their cavalcade of "miracles."
>>18101096According to Charlist tradition, he accelerated much faster when he left the atmosphere to avoid causing the atmosphere to burst and entered a wormhole.
>>18101100>i-it's a metaphorThe verse literally he says he went to the clouds bro
>>18101133Am I not speaking to you now as if from the clouds?
>>18101096He's with his father on Kolob.
>>18101086>Who truly is the GodDamn it looks like an outback restroom compared to prophet Muhammad Green Dome where they even have holes you can smell his never spoiled corpse.
>>18101145No
>>18101172>based glory hole enjoyers
>>18101172>>18101203Are they big enough for BZC?
>>18101232Very much the big swollen one is the prophet
>>18101157Kek
>>18102138Enjoy spirit prison.
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