Who the fuck is St Crispin? Who the fuck has ever celebrated this day?
>>18101697Why are you angry
>>18101697Why are you mad
>>18101708>>18101709Bite thee cursed of tongue ye whelp, and hold your manhood chud, for tomorrow is ST Crispin's Day
>>18101697Medieval people, you fucking moron.
>>18101697He made the Crispin apple, have you ever had one op?
Twin brothers Crispin and Crispian, Roman martyrs and patron saints of shoemakers, a couple of literally whos, made famous because a big W for the Brits fell on their day. Greatest halftime locker room speech ever and you can’t help but kick Fr*nch ass after hearing it.
>>18101697What's fun is their works were done in the same region as the battle.