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>>18102631It's actually a result of an interesting paradox between omnipotence, infinities, and the best possible being that results in God needing to take relatively limited direct action: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YKUhD7--LKwSo that's why direct divine healings are very rare. (But not unheard of)
>>18102631>The classic Queen of Zutt (QoZ)
another spam thread
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>>18102680not really, I just automatically disagree with spam.
>>18102646This won't workAnyone could just visit Jesus' tomb and confirm it from the PhariseesAlso, the Roman Government tried multiple times to curb Christianity. It didn't take over Christianity, it was taken by Christianity
>>18102639It was Christians who preserved Pagan writings, thoughTheir temples were repurposed, not destroyed
>>18102663You retards are never going to dodge the fag allegations with your homoerotic memes
>>18102673>>18102691Enjoy spirit prison.
>*slaps the Hudson river*>"Virginia is never going to economically recover after I get done with using all those micks flooding the country to build this bad boy, Mr. President."
>>18102751They would have survived without Christianity anyways you nigger.You Christians are fucking retards. You will boast about how much you “preserved” of the ancient world while conveniently leaving out the fact that the ancient world is only lost because of you. The texts that did survive would have survived without Christianity anyways as pagans had already been copying and preserving them for centuries.
>>18102828Egypt, Rome, Carthage, etcAll destroyed the writings of their enemiesWhen Christians came, writings were preserved. Even the Talmud and the Quran were preserved in Christian monasteries80-90% of preserved writings about the ancient world were written by Christian scribes
>>18102844The Iliad and Odyssey and basically every text PREDATES Christianity you faggot, they were not “written by Christian scribes”.You have a nigger mentality
>>18102847Oh yes!And they would be lost if not for the fact that Christians preserved itThe oldest copy was from 300 AD Arabia, which was Christian at that time
>>18102848Fuck off. Pagans had already been copying and preserving them for centuries. They would have survived without Christianity pagans had already been copying and preserving them for centuries.You have a jeet mentality
>>18102855Copy, yesPreserved, lol noScans of hieroglypics show how many times a Pharaoh's biography of achievements would be discredited and rewritten to be given to the newest PharaohGreeks did the sameRomans did the same.Christians did not. It was preserved, even if it disagrees with them
>>18102864Bad exampleJesus demands repentance and worship in exchange for salvation
>>18102637Infinities can't exist in reality, therefore God's not real. Glad we finally agree!
I believe in metaphysical solipsism.I believe I am God hallucinating reality.
>>18102866>Christians did notlol.
>Be me>Come into history humor thread, looking for a laugh>find nothing but autistic, screeching, fedoratards reposting the reposted reposts of reposts that didn't do anything the last thousand times they were posted>remember the old threads, where you'd find genuine attempts to make you laugh, maybe even something you hadn't heard of before to read up on >We used to be an internet>A real internetJust fire off the nukes. This species has come as far as it's going to. Maybe the cockroaches can learn from our mistakes.
>>18102855For specific reasons, mostly related to Augustinian philosophy, the Christians meticulously preserved Latin literature. Issue was they were sloppy with the Greek stuff.
>>18102882cope, christcuck
>>18102881We don't write over ancient figures and credit it to saints, ladChristian saints stand out precisely because they don't do wild shit like conquer nations and explore. They did very mundane things, with some miracles
>>18102882>>18102882>>18102882>>18102882yeah about that
>>18102646Jesus never claimed to be born from a virgin or was God.
>>18102895this is why I say whatever christians want to be true is what you think is true. the "truth" is always conveniently flattering to Christians huh? Christians never did anything wrong and only preserved information! lol.
>>18102639source on this pile of dirt thing?
>>18102921How is a mundane life and horrifying death flattering?
>>18102877Nothing about God would be infinite, in the mathematical sense of an actual infinity. He wouldn't be infinitely old for example: he would be maximally old since he existed since before the beginning of time, but only a finite quantity of time has passed since then.
>>18102921>Christians never did anything wrongThe only wrong thing they did was converting Germ and Scandi Pagans instead of completely genociding them
this thread isn't funny
>>18102859Severely schizophrenic anon recording his evening
I will say it again and again, Christianity needs to let go of the bullshit of the Old Testament.
>>18102663ZUTTED
>>18102646>Jesus, out of nowhere after becoming familiar with the Old Testatement, started saying some shit that was completely outside the cultural norms, because...uh....he was just like some charlatan or something? I don't know where he got the ideas he did, maybe I can headcanon it with he stole other cultural ideas if pressed hard enough>Jews are children of the HUH???>Also here's this picture of him that modern day Jews told me is what he looked like lol
>>18102932It was real in his mind.
>>18102810>You retards are never going to dodge the fag allegations with your homoerotic memeshomos in the west go after adult men and get their consent, in theoryyou go after little boys and girls like muhammad
>>18104472>>18104472>>18104472>>18104472It's a bot thread.
>>18102639>>18102646>>18102650>>18102680While I can see the appeal of neopaganism as an atheist, the fact that it's populated by giga-autistic retards that make memes like this with zero attempt to be funny puts me off. You know that we can tell by the way these are written that whoever made them was seethingly angry right?
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I'm glad zoomers are dabbing on Christianity even if it's just beating the dead horse. It's funny af
>>18104891t. spammer
>>18104722>adult menDon't make me post the GOP members who have been caught with CP, anon
Prophet Zutthammed
I was wondering where the kike posters got to. I see they just cycled over here.
>>18104891It's inevitable that Christianity declines. People just aren't going to keep believing in magic flying jews forever.
>>181065382000 years later there's over 2 billion Christians in the world. It's dying THS time though, for sure! They can't keep it up forever!
>>18106567>there's over 2 billion Christians in the world.Most of them live in irrelevant brown country, like The Congo or the United States.
I am just getting into islam. Is there a lot of this al-Zutt type stuff in the scripture? I thought Muhammad was a very masculine figure but turns out he got mounted by a gang of desert rapists? I guess that's why you study.
>>18106567Most of those Christians are in Africa, now, and the result of that will be tens of thousands of batshit insane African sects splitting off from Catholicism or whatever other sect they already belong to. In 200 years African "Christianity" will just be another mythological base to a myriad of folk religions.
