retarded hadith thread
>>18102876he's right though waking up with a stuffy nose is the worst
>>18102878Zutt magic lamp
What did Muhammad mean by this?
jerking off le bad, west>omg soooooo true mr 19th century doctor man! masturbation does make you dumb and go blind and grow hair on your hand and modern woke society is covering it up!jerking off le bad, desert>ugh dumb primitive muzzies and their superstitions...you do realize hands can't get pregnant even doe god is omnipotent o algo...why are chuds like this
>>18102875I'm assuming this is a metaphor but that doesn't really make it seem any less nonsensical. Can someone enlighten me on what exactly this is supposed to be communicating?
>Muslim? (6s?) = ZUTT (7s!!!!)
>>18103318Of course pedo Mo never said that even Allah never says to stone islamist adulters in the Quran. The muzzies made up those lies and said goats ate the pages of the preserved Holiest book in the Universe where the verses about stoning and breastfeeding men were written, if you asked them why they didn't memorize them first instead of immediately "writing" them down for goats to eat them they have no answers, for 1400 years every muzzie had amnesia about those verses because they never could remember them to include them in the Quran while they were stoning women based on the verse. They just make shit up for convenience in the Quran and Hadiths. Imagine how many innocent hijabi hoes these islamists fags have stoned to death based on lies.
>>18103453>hoe>innocent
>>18103318what were the arabian monkey law codes? what was the fiscal policy of the arabian monkey emirate?
Was it really necessary to kill the shepherd after they were done drinking the camel piss?
>>18102875the only way to find out the truth is to re-enact the hadith>gather mohomos and virile jeets in the desert night>witness the magic of jinn or zutt cock up muzzie butt>>519689249I try to invite hindu zutts to the mosque that I know around the area, tell them its "free bussy"muzzies don't know how they are getting them and cant say no because that makes it seem racist and butt sexing with somebody makes people grow closer so I hope to see a few muzzie/zutt bull relationships forming up.Its popcorn.get on my level>>519688685queeran says mohomo goes to the mosque covered in cum from getting zutted>>519687525queeran says mohomo also loved sucking dicks and was a tranny cross dresser>>18102876the queeran has been graded weak by zutts who buckbroke mohomos weak boipucci
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>>18102876Naegleria fowleri wrote this hadith
>>18102875ZUT ALORS!!this is the besthttp://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn
At the end of the day, does any of this really matter? There wouldn't be 2bn Muslims if there wasn't truth behind it
>>18104301Is there truth behind Hinduism?
>>18103754>we, Allah, are between and bellow>bellowthis sounds like poltard illiteracy.
>>18104301but there aren't two billion muslims in the world.
>>18104491What's up with all the urine? I don't think Jesus urinates even once in the entirety of the New Testament, but here, it's the constant stream of piss.
>Hadiths, which on themselves are a meme>Mistranslated>Our of contextNailed kike worshippers getting more desperate everyday kek
>>18104499My headcanon is that it's because Muhammed and his followers lived very primitively, so they had to pee outside. Since Muhammed was paranoid about urine and his followers were a little slow in the head, he gave them a hundred little rules to make sure they'd pee (1) outside of his house, (2) out of sight of people of the opposite sex and (3) not on their own robes or shoes.
>>18104506get zutted
>>18104507Your implication is that the whole thing is a manual on how to herd slow people.
>>18104523Isn't that what religions have always been for?
>>18104522Whatever you say Moshe
>>18104523it absolutely is. take all the adultery laws, for instance. arabs were kiling each other over mere suspicions like the good little nomads they were. so muhammad instituted impossible standards of proof (four men or two men and four women should see the adulterers fucking) which were never met in the history of islam. or there's the hadith about the bedouin whose wife gave birth to a negro child. /pol/ keeps laughing about it but muhammad must have thought that while the wife obviously cheated on his husband, nonetheless the situation cannot be helped, so now all that remained was to prevent a multi-phase vendetta between the families of the husband and the wife, so he declared the baby the result of some sort of accident of inheritance.in general muhammad comes through as a smart guy trying to herd the primitives. it is absolutely impossible that he believed any of the stuff he preached.
>>18104712Actually the ssa influx into arabs was from female sex slaves.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1180338/
>>18102875Is this "zutt" crap some new /pol/ meme? Ive ignored the threads about it because they all have some repulsive wojack meme as the op.
>>18104724It's Jewish astroturf
>>18103392If you goon, on Judgement day your hand becomes pregnant and you become a Biblically Accurate Angel
>>18104726>>18104724You lost Mohammad
>>18104861Jew
>>18104712That's the way I figure it, too, although he was probably also autistic/obsessive-compulsive himself, which would explain his obsession with odd numbers, directions, et cetera.
>>18104904>>18104726>>18104707>>18104506>just being itt is haram and against asslamanother mohomo revert to zuttism>>18104506Reminder that mudslims should not even be on 4chan. In the eyes of Allah, being present in a situation where Islam, Mohammed, or Allah is being mocked is as bad as doing the mocking.Off you fuck zuttsluts.
Bro got his back blown out by half of india lmfao
>>18104506Why did your demon baphomet take 8 pajeet cocks?
