>be Andrew Johnson>grow up in poverty caused by the southern planter class>see them rape and keep the white southern people in the dirt>develop an absolute hatred of said planter class>go to school, eventually rising up through the ranks and becoming vice president to lincoln>lincoln gets killed>become president, and finally have a chance to save the southern people from the tyranny of the planter class>stop the radical republicans from punishing the south with the now freed blacks and potentially causing another civil war>the southern people finally have a chance to throw off the shackles of the planter class and slavery that was keeping them poor and retarded>your dream is so close to becoming a reality>decide to allow white southerners to have their own say, allowing the southern states extreme leniency, expecting the southern people to act in their own interests now that the shackles of cheap cotton are gone>they immediately call you white trash, stab you in the back, and put the planter class back in power, ensuring that the average southern white stays poor and retarded forever>spend the rest of your presidency being bullied by former confederates and radical republicans alike>spend the next 6 years completely dumbfounded until stroking out and dying from stress>completely unable to elaborate as you go down the most hated president in history by literally everyonethis guy's life was one gigantic meme lmao. its hard to tell if he should be blamed for being a naive and guillible retard, or for southerners being the real life equivalent of greenskins
>>18113483>>they immediately call you white trash, stab you in the back, and put the planter class back in power, ensuring that the average southern white stays poor and retarded foreverSoutherners have a genetic predisposition for victimhood and humiliation fetishes, you can't convince me otherwise. I don't know if stems from the Scots-Irish or what but these "people" revel in being victims. Southern """honor""" was all about calling anyone who insulted you in even the slightest way to the dueling field to take potshots at each other. Andrew Jackson was more than happy to beat a fool to within an inch of his life for any offhand comment made towards him but also reveled in being a backswood retard. Southerners CRAVE a boot on their neck and it's a shame Johnson and the rest of the North didn't recognize this after the war in time to just forcefully occupy them forever. They should have turned every rebel state into a West Point-type training ground for future soldiers and used the local guerillas as target practice while the negroes civilized themselves, something no white southerner has been able to accomplish to this fucking day.
>>18113483>real life equivalent of greenskins>hyper agressive, fighting with themselves if they can't find anyone else>belligerent, often engaged in war>only form of culture revolves around extreme violence>lack any form of industry beyond the most absolute barebones basics>speak in a bastardized tongue>leaders often fight for leadership rights(nathan bedford forest, hood, countless others)>incredibly lazy and stupid>rely on slaves to do any work of value(southerners with blacks, greenskins with goblins)>will loot and pillage anything they can, even themselves(unironically read the details of shermans march and it was half him destroying railroads and telegraph lines, and half trying to put out fires and looting caused by southern deserters>generally too stupid to use actual military strategy, will often charge at their enemies like barbarians>will form together in massive armies to raid, rape, and pillage anybody in their way(greenskins with the waaaagh, southerners with the waaaaaagh of 1812, MAW, and civil war)it's uncanny
Annette Gordon-Reed is by far this biggest gorilla-brained retard 99 on the planet and its amazing that people consider her ass to be some great historian. Same with that faggot plagarist Kevin M. Kruse
>>18114060>Annette Gordon-ReedStill seething over Jefferson being America's greatest miscegnator I see
>>18114081>he unironically defends the ugly nog who’s only source is someone who claimed it in the 1870sKWAB
>>18113483>in my simian brain andrew johnson washed away all problems caused by lincoln during the civil warneat but this would be better on /x/
>>18114147>what is the fucking DNA study proving itGo ahead, tell me it was ackshually Jefferson's brother >>18114187>caused by lincoln during the civil warName two
>>18114383If you already know the truth, why are you pretending not to?You "merely pretending" to be retarded creates arguments with no purpose and drives intelligent people away from the website.
>>18114383You mean the same DNA test that they doubted themselves?https://www.nature.com/articles/16181
>>18114405Because it's pure cope to believe it was Jefferson's brother. Sally first got pregnant while in France after Jefferson shipped her over with his daughter. She was just hitting puberty too, she like 14 or something, and looked just like Martha because she was her fucking half-sister. Martha's father had miscegnated with Sally's mother so why is it such a stretch that a widowed Jefferson didn't fuck her and keep his promise with his wife to never remarry? You're telling me Tommy J was just celibate the rest of his life? >>18114508>could have fathered Sally Hemings’ later children.>Hemings' later children>later children>later Reading comprehension skills are a challenge for ya, huh?
>>18114585Gordon-Reed claimed that he fathered all of the children. You're moving the goalposts now.https://www.abbevilleinstitute.org/the-unimpeachable-authority-of-annette-gordon-reed-on-thomas-jefferson-and-sally-hemings/
>>18114597>blog lol, lmao evenThen sum it up for me because I sure as fuck am not reading all that.
>>18114603>can't take 5 minutes out of his time to look at somethingThe whole arbiter of authority of this is Gordon-Reed and the only reason why this is, is because of her skin color and gender and if you disagree you're called a racist, and her only source is a testimony from the 1870s of a claimed descendant who talks about stuff from before he was born and she claims this as an eyewitness testimony
>>18114620>The whole arbiter of authority of this isNo it fucking isn't you seething faggot lmao Is your only argument seriously just "black lady said it so it's bullshit"? I just fucking laid out >>18114585 why it's obvious as fuck it was Jefferson. You're delusional if you think Jefferson spent the 44 years of his life after his wife died completely celibate and never once touched his look-alike wife's white-passing sister who he fucking ownedYou're obviously seething because I pointed out that Sally getting pregnant happened at the same time as she was in France with him
>>18114383Isn't the whole point of this baitpost to try and get people to support andrew johnson, which is like a middleschool tier "got yah" because it's pop history knowledge that he's super unpopular.? I can't imagine the color of the person that would post this
>>18114721Probably, I only mentioned Gordon-Reed because she also wrote a shitty Andrew Johnson book among other shitty books.
>>18114721>I can't imagine the color of the person that would post thisAre the brown people in the room with us right now? >>18114742>a shitty Andrew Johnson book>it's the fucking presidential series one>192 pg countHoly filtered, Batman
He wasn't naive as much as unctuous and sociopathic, which is of course the natural state of things for white southerners. They would make unreal butlers, tailors and servants if they had any skilled labor in them.
>>18114742oh a socialist black woman? you can go read her wiki page it sounds like a monkey typed it
>>18114830If I remember correctly she legitimately believes that black people were in America before whites
>>18114835yeah I don't think there's ever been a good popular black historian. it's like they promote the crazies
>>18113483>>18113513>than all the pardons he has granted and all the property he has restored.Why is OP lying about this? Simple, because he is disgusting Hindoo and hates America for being a superior, Christian civilization.
>>18114942lol the civil war was so stupid
>>18113483You're exaggerating. Johnson has not gone down in history as the worst president of all time. That is almost always considered to be James Buchanan.
>>18113513What guerillas?
>>18113513>I don't know if stems from the Scots-Irish or whatall you need to know is the colonists that settled the south were descended from the cavaliers that got btfo in the english civil war, and the colonists that settled the north were descended from the parliamentarians
>>18113483Northern elitists still blame White Southerners for everything. It's carried into the modern day. It's why no matter how much a White northern liberal believes in social justice, they will never actually take responsibility for anything negative White people have done. It's always some other White's fault. They are the token "good" White. They're imperialist in the opposite direction. They must convert everyone to their insane world view. The Northern liberal is an elitist weasel. They cause more problems. They blame others for problems that they refuse or are unable to solve. They are fundamentally incompetent and/or malicious. They're nothing more than an educated retard. Everything they believe is bullshit and eventually their 20th century progressive eugenicist ways come out. They first openly display their views towards Whites which fools many non White people into thinking they're something they're not. When the non Whites realize what the Northern White liberal is actually like, they become creeped out. It doesn't even have to be directed at non Whites. The way they dehumanize lesser Whites so effortlessly creeps them out.
>>18115258I think what you’re describing is just a slave to Jew brainwashing
>>18115010>who is Bill Anderson>>18115185Anon, that's the most midwit, entry-level understanding possible. The ACW happened long after both of those demographics had changed. The South was not "just" Cavaliers, it was also flooded with Scots-Irish Presbyterians who were as opposed to both Parliamentarians and Cavaliers as they were to them.
>>18114850Skip Gates, maybe?
>>18115684Hmm interesting. I will say he has balls to list the original 5 slave memoirs published to push for abolitionism. But the validity of these memoirs has been called into question as to whether or not there were just propaganda for the abolitionist cause.
>>18113513>Southerners have a genetic predisposition for victimhood and humiliation fetishesreally nice headcanon there. you some wop who came out of Ellis Island yesterday?
>>18114835typical African trying to usurp Native American culture
>>18116115>muh Ellis IslandYou'll never white, Miguel >>18116090>there ESLfag
>>18116135Abolitionism being complete progressive horseshit with fabricated slave narratives is something that nobody talks about
>>18116141Because it's pure horseshit pushed by retarded chuds who can't argue in good faith. You retards are still seething over Jefferson fucking Sally lmao
>>18116179>it's pure horseshitIf you study history long enough you realize basically every progressive movement in history was fabricated. I wonder if protestant reformation was a grift
>>18116187>if you huff your own farts long enough you realize basically just how braindead huffing farts can make you ftfy
>>18116193You think illiterate slaves were writing white stories about their slave adventures?
>>18116179Why would anyone seethe about massa keeping a high yellow mulatto concubine?That’s like half the reason slavery was based
>>18116196>illiterateNot every slave was illiterate you /pol/tranny.
>>18116216Not what I meant. The slave narratives follow established white writing styles as if they were writing 18th century huck finn. The basic facts that the supposed former slave authors give in the stories, like their place of birth, are fabricated.
>>18116227>Not what I meant.lol, lmao even
>>18116238>be black illiterate>can't write powdered wig stories for fart sniffing white people>suddenly cranking out 18th century fire to support a white political movement hmm
>>18116242>be schizo>be off your meds>confuse /his/ for /x/>start screeching about the abolitionist voices in the walls
>>18116252>black peepo would never be used >slaverylololololololol
>>18116135my name is Justin? wtf....
>>18115271>jews caused civil war and all the context/consequences
>>18113483Serves him right. He trusted the dixoids!
>>18117154Kek
