How did kangaroos get from Mount Ararat to Australia, and why didn't they go anywhere else?
>>18114185They probably did go other places but died
>>18114185Who says God didn't make kangaroos after the flood. They are pretty funny looking, maybe he did it as a joke.
>>18114185the story is about "Atlantis" sinking, or whatever you want to call it.
>>18114185Just like he dropped "dinosaur" bones everywhere, Satan invented kangaroos to trick you into believeing in evolution
Could Noah's ark have crossed the Atlantic?
>>18114185Ararat is already in Australia mate.
>>18114185Here's what the earth looked like at the time of Noah
>>18114185Dialectics.
>>18114185They were marooned for being violent cunts.
>>18114253Kangaroos aren't real. Australia isn't real. The whole thing is fake.
>>18114765>Britain still in the middleWe really are the protagonists of history
>>18114206I thought it was pretty clear that God's last creation was woman
>>18114185Angels had sex with them and made Nephlaroos which brought original sin to marsupials. These 35 foot tall hopping horrors jumped all the way to Australia and then they lost their powers because they were bitten by a kuala. It’s in the Bible.
>>18114247The Atlantis that Plato made up as an analogy for his perfect society? The Atlantis that gets BTFO by stone age Athens leading an alliance of other stone age Greeks?
>>18114185they were expelled from other places because of anti-kangaroosim
