>God spent 10 million years watching monkeys eat fuck and sleepkek You can't make this shit up
He needed their suffering and brutal ascension for 10 million years + the suffering of all things for all time. It is his life force and what sustains him. Guy seems like a real jerk.
>>18122059>You can't make this shit upYou just made it up for this postAll gods are mythologiesAll holy books are fictional
>scratched their butt, eats their buggers, shit, piss, fart, cough, burping, etc.>"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good"Lelz
>>18122059>Supposing, then, that the smallest human-like population of animals evolution could have initially produced numbered around 10,000, we have a scenario that is fully compatible with Catholic doctrine if we suppose that only two of these creatures had human souls infused into them by God at their conception, and that He infused further human souls only into those creatures who were descended from this initial pair. And there is no evidence against this supposition.I expected... idk. something better
>>18122059>my grandfather is a monkeyTick tock.>>18122106>>18122088>>18122232Enjoy Hell.
>>18122059Time is relative you infidel nigger
