Yes, the earth is 6000 years old.Yes, Adam and Eve were real people.Yes, Eden was a real place.Yes, snakes can talk.Yes, Noah existed.Yes, the Flood happened.Yes, the Tower of Babel existed.Yes, I believe all of these things and I think you're a retard if you don't.The fuck you're gonna do about it, bitch?
>>18126799You are entitled to belive fairy talesRegarless3/10 very weak
>omniscient>doesn't know his Adam and Eve were deceived by a snake he must have created>first fails to find them in the garden and begs them to come out>then asks them what happened>then the benevolent god curses their entire bloodlines forevermore for the sin of being tricked by a snake he put in a garden with them
>>18126835don't forget that he also curses the snake
>>18126799Get a snake to call you a faggot
>>18126799I don't think even the original authors of genesis intended the parts before the call of Abraham to be taken as true.
>>18126799>The fuck you're gonna do about itLaugh at the pathetic got who thinks he'll become a real jew if he believes hard enough.
Its all good as long as you dont reproduce.
>>18126933I have a girlfriend and I do plan to have children.Get fucked.
>>18126936>he's fucking a girl he's not married toOh no no no no no no!!!
>>18127042So? What do you think I am, a p*pist? I don't need some old pedophile in a fancy robe to tell me when my marriage is valid or not.
>>18126799The flood happened, in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Written sometime before Genesis
