What does that make you feel?
Why can't I be King for 74 years? I feel extremely jealous, I barely go an hour without thinking about it.
>>18128166>Why can't I be King for 74 years?You can. Republican parasites ruining your country, you need to take it back. People are waiting for salvation, they are waiting for their King. It's time to cross the Rubicon.
>>18128163Not much. But it is kind of cool he went from a 4-year old King under the control of an evil minister who was probably banging his mom and bringing his nation to a new and glorious golden age. Then it all falls to shit 2 generations later.
>>18128163>74>it was 72 and 110 daysthe fuck are you talking about, OP>>18128372>under the control of an evil ministerMazarin? Anne herself appointed him. The fuck do you consider "evil" about him?
>>18128163Reminder when he was kid his mother found him naked and absolutely covered in cum so she forced him to have sex with whores to make him straight.
>>18128756>naked and absolutely covered in cumWow he was literally me
>>18128756Strange life of sun kings
>>18128163That's Charlemgne's sword he is wearing at his fat waist
>>18128628That anon seems to be having a weird cuck fantasy pay him no mind.
>>18128756No he wasn't
>>18129225Yes he was. It actually happened.https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/17638737
It makes me feel like he ruled too long and focused too much on "muh natural borders" instead of the more important task of competing with the English in North America.
>>18128163The Putin of his days, unironically
>>18129254how?
>>18129280He illegally annexed HRE territory
>>18129346Cry about it.
Him fucking up the eternal Dutch was pretty based
>>18128351Christ is King
>>18130953William III wrecked his shit.
Jesus Christ has been King for 1,995 years
>>18130958>King Willy Got btfo'd by a fucking Jacobist mole. It was Churchill who wrecked his shit.
>>18130973>Honhonhonhon, le ligne de Vauban will keep out le Anglois>Honhonhonhon, le ligne de Maginot will keep out le boche
>>18130977Third times the charm
>>18130958>>18130973>>18130977>>18130980>this is the greatest britshite commander>does nothing besides slugging matches in Flanders>Got KWAB'D back home and had to leave>This nigga reverses all of their so-called gainsEmbarrassing.
>>18130885Look like you kek
>>18131248>Doesn't get the Spanish Netherlands >Is permacucked out of the "natural frontiers"
>>18131248>coup's the man who raised him up to general status, saving Protestant England>helps installs the DvtchBvll William as King, saving the Dutch>stonewalls the two greatest continental powers simultaneously while keeping the infighting retards of the Coalition in check>never loses a single battle>King Willy gets taken out by a Jacobite mole and Mary has been mouldering since '94>suddenly gets cashiered by Anne because her brain is as barren as her womb>too old to pull a Cromwell so he goes into self-imposed exile >Villars reverses everything under Anne because she cashiered her greatest general who has since stroked out >ffw and Louis XV tries to secure the Ohio Valley but gets BTFO'd by some upstart militia colonel under the tutelage of Dinwiddie who starts another world war >the """Britshites""" absolute wreck Louis's dreams thanks to Marlborough training the generals that put the colonies and England on a solid footing decades earlier >Louis loses the entire North American and more, bankrupting France in the process Churchill won in the end by playing 4D chess from the grave. Anne's the one that let Villar and Louis undo everything she had going for her.
>>18131248Churchill would have taken Paris if it wasn't for the T*ries. Damn T*ries, they've been ruining everything for England since 1679, thank God they're finally getting their just reward.
>>18131358>be t*ries >"what!?!? we're winning?!? JFC GET THE BAT WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!!">*kneecaps themselves voluntarily*Based knower and t*rie hater
>>18131310>Achieved nothing in Flanders award>A Bourbon is still sitting in Spain awardKWAB>>18131322>Wall of copiumNot gonna read your fanfic.Your hero failed.>>18131358>Muh Tories Why Britshites are so retarded? Even their embarrassing history is like a footie shitfest.>Whigs FC didn't bring it home?!>I'm gonna hit me misus because it was da Tories or something
>>18131587>Loses Gibraltar award
>>18131587>>A Bourbon is still sitting in Spain awardAckshually the Grand alliance achieved all it's demands it had initally made at the 1701 treaty of the Hague. Whether a Bourbon or a Habsburg ruled in Spain was irrelevent to the English and Dutch, and in fact they much perfered a Spanish partition. Spain would be their enemy either way, as Habsburg Spain had been for almost two centuries. You can argue it was a Habsburg defeat, as they did habour desires to rule all the Spanish domains, but it was undoubtedly an Anglo-Dutch victory.England in Particular didn't even enter the war because of the union, but because Bourbon Spain randomly decided to ban English traders out of nowhere and Louis broke the treaty of Ryswick by recognising James II as King of England again after William's death. >>Whigs FC didn't bring it home?!>>I'm gonna hit me misus because it was da Tories or somethingIt's unironically the truth. The Whig Junto was forced from power and the pro-peace Tories would go onto dismiss Churchill right after he broke through the lines of Ne plus ultra, the last true obstacle between the allied army and Paris. Replacing him with Ormonde, who was ordered not to attack the French. Had the Junto remained in power it is possible Churchill would have been able to march on Paris.
>>18131587>can't respond in anything but ESL-tier meme speakSingle-digit IQ hands typed this. I can tell you used chatgpt to direct you toward Villars.
>>18131617>Loses Minorca award>Loses Majorca award>Allies sign seperate peace treaties behind your back award>>18131642>but it was undoubtedly an Anglo-Dutch victory.I'm calling this a copium as France remained militarily strong and it was Dutchoid pricks that got the worst deal.>Louis broke the treaty of Ryswick by recognising James II as King of England again after William's death.Based beyond belief.Imagine recognizing some Dutchoid banker scum as a legitimate monarch.You a Dutchoid, innit?
>>18131651I can smell your burning ass and sense your seething fingers furiously typing your copiums.It must be very embarrassing then that Villars alone has caused you to spam your joke of a hero this much, eh?
>>18131642>Had the Junto remained in power it is possible Churchill would have been able to march on Paris.TRVTHNVKEIf the t*ries and Anne hadn't backstabbed him Louis would have been begging for mercy at his feet and the Anglo-American Empire would have been secured by the first quarter of the 18th century instead of in '63, only for that h*noverian retard George to flush everything Pitt achieved down the shitter. Louis and Villar nearly lost it all, and absolutely would have if not for the t*rie menace and their p*pist wannabe king. VGH... what could have been...
>>18131653>>18131658>After the Battle of Malplaquet in September 1709, in which Villars was gravely wounded (by a musketball to the knee), he was able to tell the king: "If God grants us the grace to lose such a battle again, Your Majesty can count on all of his enemies being destroyed".[5]
>>18131653>>Loses Minorca award80 years later>>Loses Majorca awardWhat?>>Allies sign seperate peace treaties behind your back awardOther way around you muppet. Britain made peace first and left it's allies to fight France alone. Perfidious Albion and all that>France remained militarily strongFrance still lost>it was Dutchoid pricks that got the worst deal.It was certainly their last hurrah, but they still won the war, even if only in the same way the UK won WW2. >You a Dutchoid, innit?NoWilliam III was never very popular with the British, and many would actually celebrate his death. They might have nearly overthrown him at a couple points, but ultimately didn't because they prefered him to the Jacobite alternative, and thought him the best man available for bringing down France. He was the T*ries fault as well you know. Had they acceded to Whig demands during the exclusion crisis then the crown would have peacefully passed to Mary, and not allowed William to acrew as much influence as he did during the revolution of 1688
>>18128163>zis Italian was rude to me>throw him outWas he stupid?
>>18128756it worked evidently because in his prime he was an exciting and powerful lover
He was a damn fine dancer.
>>18131717>AustrianThey're a very particular kind of autistic
>>18131717>born to the niece of picrelLouis must not have realized what bloodline he was fucking with >>18132110He was French retard
>>18128163>Ruins France for unnecessary wars
>>18132133>>18132110He was Holy Roman Citizen
>>18129231Holy shit, Voltaire was dumb a fuck.
>>18129231>unironically using /his/ as your sourceBased retard
>>18131694>Win an obvious pyrrhic victory >Get shafted forever Oh boy...>>18131712M8, don't look up the convention of Milan which made everyone in London and The Hague mad.The only thing the Dutchoids won was the ticket to their downfall and subsequent irrelevance.>Revolution of 1688More like the Dutch and Jewish bankers takeover of 1688.God, I hate British Parliament so much it's unreal. Charles I did nothing wrong.>>18131717>Eugenio von Savoye He was French-Italian thougheverbeit.
>>18132617A Savoyard is Italian whenever he displeases a Frenchmen, and French whenever he pleases him.
>>18132617>More like the Dutch and Jewish bankers takeover of 1688.there as only one notable jew involved in the Glorious Revolution and he had nothing to do with the subsequent creation of the bank of England, and the creation of said bank was a policy which had already been floated around for decades by the time it was actually implemented. Nor was it even the first central bank in Europe, nor for that matter did it even have all the functions of an actual central bank at first.
