What's the least gay denomination?
>>18132177according to Weininger the least gay Christian denomination is Lutheranism but at the end of the day it's all just sand nigger bullshit that should not be taken seriously in the modern world.
>>18132177Non-dispensational King James Only Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Christianity.
They're all gay. Christianity is a religion of homosexuals. It tells you to repress your sexual instincts as a straight male to breed with as many women as possible while engaging in and glorifying feminine traits and behavior. Just look at how many Christian "men" are totally submissive to their wives while their clergy rape little boys. It's no coincidence that the most Christian societies ended up becoming the gayest.
>>18132177Catholicism.
>>18132199ok, Cleetus.
>>18132204Enjoy Hell.>>18132200There are no faggot Christians. Have fun burning, reprobate.
>>18132177Orthodoxy. Papists can't keep their hands off little boys and Prots range from closeted homos to proud and professing fags.
>>18132199Found the Jack Hyles sectarist.
>>18132209>There are no faggot Christians>>18132209
>>18132177The Westbro Baptist Church.
>>18132212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuuHpgtVtdQHe's right. Just accept the L and get on the right side of the Lord.
>>18132177>denomination shopping not according to theology but criteria of having less repenting sinners >doesn't know that church is a hospital for sinners>doesn't care about theologyRepent from your pride and take up the mission to evangelize the broken.
>>18132241I don't want to attend a church with a single AIDS ridden queer in it. You can take them into your "church" Mr. Holier-Than-Thou.
>>18132249>Mr. "I am holy because I am... not a sinner" calls me a holier-than-thouListen queer, you are a sinner too, and I am a sinner too, so we are not different in sin from homos, if you reject this fact you reject gospel and you are not Christian anymore.Repent.
>>18132266>so we are not different in sin from homosSpeak for yourself, you fag-loving idiot.
>>18132177Each one worships a jewish god so its all gay I'm afraid
What religion isn't infested with pedophiles, rapists, and perverts?
>>18132276You know who else love all the wretched sinners?And you again declare, for second time, that you are not a sinner, repeat your claim for third time and you are automatically anathema and you have to confess your sins.We are all sinners, there is no speaking for myself here, except for Christ we are all doomed to hell, and only with god one can be saved.
>>18132285>You know who else love all the wretched sinners?God hates fags.>And you again declare, for second time, that you are not a sinner,Meds.>repeat your claim for third time and you are automatically anathema and you have to confess your sins.Meds.>We are all sinners, there is no speaking for myself here,We are all sinners, but we aren't all homosexual shit eaters.
>>18132292You are such a queer that it hurts to speak with you, moon worshipper.>God hates fags.God hates the sin, true.But God loved the tax collector>MedsYou know that everything you declared is written up there>>18132276 "Speak for yourself (that you are in sin)">>18132249 "I don't want to attend a church with sinners">We are all sinners, but we aren't all homosexual shit eaters.So you think sins differ from each other in quality? Homosexuality is a sexual sin, as same as adultery, and Christ says whoeevr looks at a woman with lust is an adulterer.And if you are not tempted with sin, chances aree Satan already claimed you as your own therefore you are just fine with being in sin, because we are all (even Christ was, and he defeated satan in the desert) tempted by sin.Take your meds or go to therapy, since your obsession with homosexuality is not healthy at all, I do not see you spend the same time cursing upon murderers and idolaters.
>>18132279pessimistic idealism.
>>18132188Don't they have tranny pastors?
>>18132336yes, which is why I also said Christianity is inherently garbage and should not be taken seriously in today's world.
>>18132241I think his point is that he doesn't want a "come as you are - stay as you are" church, but one that takes Christianity seriously
>>18132177CoE Anglicanism so long as you only have women priests. Fucking gay to listen to a man.
>>18132211Orthodox literally:>kiss other men on the lips>have all male islands in Greece>kiss pictures of menGayest possible version.
>>18132177Hallucinate a vision from christ and forge your own path.
>>18132177If you mean, most conservative? Most conservative protestant groups like the Southern Baptist Convention, groups who aligned with GAFCON, WELS, etc. Eastern Orthodoxy is generally so. Mennonites are generally so.
>>18132277Obsessed
>>18132343Yet, it is. Your precious pagan theocracy will never happen and you can't ground ontology in a negative.
>>18132279a dead one
>>18133612Thank you for proving you're a dysgenic non-white troglodyte who can't read anything more than a sentence. Provided, of course, it's ebonic gibberish. Please put yourself out of your misery.
The Ethiopian church is the one true church
>>18132177Confessional Lutheranism. They’re kinda racist even towards other white people if they’re not German, which I think is very fucked up.
>>18132241A church is a hospital. But if we aren't treating the patients and trying to heal their illness we're a pretty crappy hospital, aren't we?
>>18133677>Confessional Lutheranismthey're very smug and patronizing towards all other ethnic and religious groups but it's not that bad if you're thick skinned.
Returning from previous threads ive seen certain behaviors amongst protestants, and more specifically with evangelicals, that made me question if i should go to the Catholic Church instead. I didn’t see any qualms with sola scriptura but treating Christianity and the Truth as an MLM operative i dont see it as something that is completely cohesive. An anon said to go where the Spirit may send you, i can believe that.
>>18133683>But if we aren't treating the patients and trying to heal their illness we're a pretty crappy hospital, aren't we?my point exactly
>>18132177Westboro Baptist Church
>>18132199>King Jamesfollowing another man's interpretation of the bible is super gay
Book of Mormon is anti-reddit to the bone
>>18133695Yeah but they are future Hell Enjoyers so I don't really understand what the point is of having no friends in life and a 100% chance of burning for eternity if God is real.
>>18132177Dionysus and the Dionysian mysteries
>>18134530>>18134530>>18134530>Son of a God and mortal woman>was killed and resurrected >fun stories involving making wine appear>will replace his father>will open up a new afterlife>mystery cult >associated with spring, death and resurrection and the after life>interview with Pilate is a direct knockoff of Dionysus's interrogation by Pentheus Why not drop the knock off and go for the source Dionysus's updated mysteries precede Jesus of Nazareth by at least 500 years and Dionysus worship is even older possibly as old as worship of Zeus
>>18134481It's snorecore, so actually it would be up leddit's alley
>>18132320Murderers and idolaters still have a chance to be saved. Yes, sins differ from each other in quality. The relevant quality here is that murder and idolatry are temptations common to men; Homosexuality is an unnatural lust, perhaps the most contemptible vice of all. Your posturing is not impressing anyone. You look completely retarded.
>>18134603>I hate God and have no problem lying in order to disparage himYou are so fucked. Tick tock.
>>18134632I worship Dionysus so I'm goodYou might wish for me to burn in your hell but I dont wish for anyone to burn in Tartarus (yes hell is a knockoff too)I am slightly convinced however that Christians will face some level of punishment for making living people's lives hell, I still think there are many paths to a happy life and possibly a good afterlife
>>18134666>Someone told me Jesus loves me>Why is he making my life a living hell?>I hope you get tortured in the afterlife for spreading the gospelTick tock, fag.
>>18134994I never said anything about Jesus, I wish christians would actually act christ-like instead we have these people disregarding all of Jesus's teachings about behavior desperate to larp as a bunch of bronze age genocidal savages. Id respect christians more if they didnt just cherry pick the parts that they interpret to mean gods hates fags and ignore all the stuff like Judge not lest ye be judged or Jesus not giving a fuck if you make yourself a eeunuch. Too bad christians are happy to ignore their "gods" actual words and instead just try to use the Bible as a weapon.
>>18135027To be clear: God hates fags. Enjoy AIDS.
>>18135029Why would I get AIDS anon? I'm happily married with a wife and childIt doesnt sound like you are a very happy person maybe consider a better God or Gods like Dionysus?
>>18135038>It doesnt sound like you are a very happy person maybe consider a better God or Gods like Dionysus?Ephesians 4:5
>>18135040Is this supposed to be convincing?Well dont worry anon if you ever change your mind the Gods are waiting
>>18135048>>18135038
>>18135052But anon we are all children of the Gods and should treat each other as suchThe Gods are queer they have taken on same sex lovers, they have changed sex and gender and they have changed people's sex and gender (Tiresias)The Gods made queers, Dionysus got Hermes and Prometheus drunk and they decided to make new people by scrambling parts causing trans, LGB and intersex peopleThe Gods made all of the races on purpose and on accident, Africans skin color comes from the Sun coming too close to Africa Meanwhile in your myth Yahweh made a man, a rib lady and called it a day which is inaccurate because intersex people are easily observable and LGBTQ people existBy the way tiktok you go to hell anon have you gotten married or been fruitful yet?
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>>18135196K > ai slopAnon its as ugly as you are on the inside
