Why didn't the Conquistadors conquer Japan and then proceed to import African and Indian labor to grow cash-crops, destroying native Japanese demographics and culture in the process, leading to modern Japan being a narco-state terrorized by Criollo drug lords?
>>18175152I would have preferred this timeline, mainly because I resent racially Mongoloid peoples.
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>>18175152>Why didn't the Conquistadors conquer Japan and then proceed to import African and Indian labor to grow cash-crops, destroying native Japanese demographics and culture in the process, leading to modern Japan being a narco-state terrorized by Criollo drug lords?
>>18175152Because the Japanese weren't naked cannibal savages perhaps
>>181751521. The Japanese were more advanced and literate than pretty much any other non-euro, non-ottoman civilization, they were living in roughly the equivalent of medieval Europe, as opposed to the unga bunga retard civs the Portuguese did this to.2. The Japanese were on the other side of the planet, around a giant continent and then across the bottom of another giant continent. Much more difficult to get to than, say, Brazil, and much further away from the African slaves they shipped there.
>>18175265Also the Japanese population was large, around 20 million in the 17th century which is comparable to France.
>>18175265>>18175272I don't care. I despise Japanese culture.
>>18175274Same, but an invasion during the 1600's was impossible from Europe. The technology just wasn't there.
>>18175152take meds ,schizo
Persecuting the Christians and going full isolationist wasn’t a nice thing to do but it probably saved Japan from getting MUTTED.COM desu. Look what happened to the Philippines>>18175265>unga bunga retard civs kek
>>18175154Because they're superior and more successful than you
>>18175152> proceed to import African and Indian laboThey had plenty of slaves and peasants right there. Why do you think they didn’t import blacks to Mexico?I swear to God (swt) the latest batch atheists are the dumbest yet.
>>18175726Philipinos dont have spanish genetics, only a few of them and a miniscule percentage. Portugal and Spain had conquered asian areas but didnt colonize there.Christian Japan would not be conquered nor colonized.
>>18175756>>18175756Leader of mexican rebellion was Black. Blacks were severrely overrepresented in Mexican War of Independence because criollos kept denying them rights
>>18175152Cope, a Christian Japan would be kino of the highest order
>>18175765That’s not how you spell itAnd for the record Filipinas are Asian Latinas30% of their language are loan words from SpanishThe DNA is so thoroughly mixed by this point you just can’t tell it’s thereThe sixth latin language, Tagalog
>>18175765Meanwhile in real life>>18175783We already have Brazil as laughtingstock shithole. We don't need another one
>>18175165FPBP>>18175274SPBP
>>18175796>since I have a BBC fetish, so did the colonizers!Why not just use the copious amounts of local peasants for labor, like they did in Mexico?
>>18175152The Spanish and Portuguese had very different priorities. The Portuguese were mostly interested in trade. The Spanish got cocky after so easily conquering Mesoamerica and the Philippines. The Portuguese Jesuits denounced them after they shipwrecked in Japan and started bragging about their empirehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Felipe_incident_(1596)
>>18175796Interestingly, Brasil has the largest Japanese diaspora anywhere in the world. If Japan had become a Portuguese colony, they would just have an easier time integrating into the broader empire
>>18175159>being proud of a jewish run company>dutchlmao
>>18175152>Iberians discover Japan>Immediately brought a black over You can't make this shit up kekhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke
>>18175863Imagine his juicy bbc ruining their tight little sushi rolls… vgh, we must free the world from Semitic desert demon before bbcs are topping petite pale women everywhere!
>>18175863Most of the crew on the Japan voyage were lascars from Goa and Malacca. There is no evidence that Yasuke was African. He could've just been a very dark skinned Indian or Malay. Explains why he was able to grasp Japanese relatively easy in a short time. Although African slaves were present in Japan throughout the Nanban trade and later with the Dutch in Dejima
>>18175152It's not like the Spanish had such a technological advantage that they could just conquer anyone. Really the whole Spanish conquest of America was due to very lucky timing. The continent was just reaching that period when the first large empires were forming, but they don't yet have the good institutions to keep up their legitimacy, which means empires hated by most of their subjects and ready for revolts and collapse at the first push. Which is what happened to the Aztecs and Incas. The Spanish got their subject to ally with them, took over the existing empire (mostly using native allies), and installed themselves as the new rurels. And then most of the natives subjects died of smallpox.Then they got more to the North and encountered tribes who showed some resistace and they kicked the Spanish out (before mostly dying from smallpox too). So the Spanish couldn't even beat tribes who were nowhere comparable to the large, organized Aztec and Inca states when they fought back.Japan was much more populated, more technologically advanced, immune to smallpox, and didn't have a hated empire they could just take over.
>Portuguese arrive in Japan>found the city of Nagasaki and turn it into one of the wealthiest cities in Asia through the Nanban trade>introduce Japan to western weaponry, armor, steel and technology, including astronomy, medicine, and engineering>effectively help contribute to the end of the Sengoku period>people still think it was some evil colonizing force
>>18175948They were going to use tricknology to transform the Yamato into austronesians
>>18175919>they kicked the Spanish outCalifornia, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas would like a word with youThey got funky and created new racesSpanish blood is predominant in the west of America
>>18175978North American Indians were much more resistant to Spanish colonization than their Mexican cousinsIt's true that civilization, no matter how primitive, weakens a people>the pyramids weren't worth it
>>18175988When America got done with its civi war, they promptly genocided the Comanche. There are around 4,000 alive today. There are 1.7 million native speakers of Nahuatl.
>>18176005Technology changed a lot during that period.The American Civil War is aptly named the first modern war
>>18175851>spic thinks 20% is equal to 100%>spic doesn't how how the voc actually works
>>18176019The Dutch really are the first race of shabbos goy They still seethe at being ruled over by Spaniards
>>18176008But wait, I thought you said civilization weakens people?
>>18176027Up to a certain pointWhat the Comanche were up against in the Industrial Age is akin to an alien civilization visiting usThere is no comparison, but eventually every civilization falls
>>18175891>Explains why he was able to grasp Japanese relatively easy in a short time.Not really. Japanese is an isolate.
>>18176054Yes, but Malays had been trading with the Japanese for centuries before the Portuguese arrived. They were all considered wokou by the Chinese
>>18175978The Spanish were indeed successfully kicked out of the American Southwest for about a decade after the Pueblo revolt, and even after reestablishing spanish rule, it had to include concessions to the indians. And they were never able to subjugate the natives who became horse nomads, at all.
>>18175245I suppose youre talking about the aztecs. Aztecs had clothing, and infact the maxtlatl (aztec loincloth) was used by the aztecs for differentiating themselves from the chichimecs (northern savages).Pic rel is an example of aztec clothing:
>>18175756>>18175807Mexicans are mulattos, dumbass.
>>18176107>I suppose youre talking about the aztecs. Aztecs had clothing, and infact the maxtlatl (aztec loincloth) was used by the aztecs for differentiating themselves from the chichimecs (northern s-ack!!Lost to Tarascan Empire
>>18175948>light blue and whiteAlso the flag is wrong.
>>18176116You’ve cracked the code anon, the ancient Christian (which is actually Jewish) plot to import black west Africans all the way to Japan to make bbc porn.
>>18175891Wait, the Dejima guys had a pet cassowary? cool.
Why are internet christians obsessed with turning japan into the phillipines 2.0 anyway
>>18176156It was just whiteThe blue and white pattern is from the 19th century
>>18176166>Why are internet christians obsessed with turning japan into the phillipines 2.0 anywayYour evil masters did not drop the bomb there by chance...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMKFAHM9HiY
>>18176193>2% of the populationChepito, if they wanted to 'own duh azn cafflicks wey' they would've nuked a city with an actual significant catholic population like Hanoi
>>18176195They were tempted several times (Westmoreland almost used them on his own) but they were always finally afraid of the response from the Soviet Union and China.Both Hanoi and Nagasaki have around a 5% of catholics.
>>18176238No they weren't you dumb mestizo fuck, get a blood test because I think the uncontrolled diabetes is rotting your brain
>>18176166Because Japan is the "one who got away"it's the spiritual equivalent of that hoe obsessed with that one chad she slept with once
>>18176267I think it's more that Japan being a successful and well liked country while also being the one place that completely rejected christianity (and not because of another abrahamic religion) makes christianity look bad. It's like the "White people without christianity, christianity without White people" meme but even more difficult to argue against since we're not 2000 years removed from it.
>>18176267>Because Japan is the "one who got away"Nobody got away... from masonic secularism (not even the Catholic Church itself). Thus, the disgusting and degenerate modern world we are all enjoyning now.
> Japanese swordsmiths spend years working on a single katana, folding it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known.> Katanas are three times sharper and three times harder than European swords. Anything a longsword can cut, a katana cuts better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily cleave a fully armored knight in two with a single vertical slash.> Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered to conquer Japan? That's right, they were too afraid to fight the disciplined samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted katana-wielding men first because their lethal power was both feared and respected.What I'm trying to say is, katanas are simply the best swords the world has ever seen. This is a fact, and you can't deny it.
>>18176247>No they weren't you dumb mestizo fuck, get a blood test because I think the uncontrolled diabetes is rotting your brainDenial and anger are the early stages.
>>18176376So you claim America deliberately attacked Japan to kill Catholics? Got proof?
>>18176238Nagasaki wasn't even the primary target
>>18176399>So you claim America deliberately attacked Japan to kill Catholics?That is nonsense. I never said such a thing.
>>18176373>What I'm trying to say is, katanas are simply the best swords the world has ever seen. This is a fact, and you can't deny it.I deny it. That is a romantized myth. I hope you are not the one in the photograph.
>>18175152Conquistadors failed to conquer many other states and tribes (in America too)Their conquests in America had large element of luck when they arrived to confront already weak States.States and tribes who can collect enough strength to repel Conquistadors just made them walk away from rough target. They already had more land that they could digest in Anerica
>>18176446> not knowing Ken-Samafucking zoomers I swear
>>18175272Population was bigger than spain and portugal put together, and they had steel weapons and armor, and also horses, and a history of cavalry warfare older than Spain and Portugal's kingdoms. Also they knew about gunpowder weapons. A savage in south America would have no frame of reference for a firearm, but the Japanese figured them out very quickly and were able to mass produce them from a single firearm obtained via trade. If Spain sent a force of conquistadors to Japan they'd find hundreds of thousands of veteran warriors capable of fielding guns against them and happy to ride circles around them with cavalry archers. They'd be cut to pieces in a week.
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>>18176446>he doesn't know who that Chad isYou disgust me. Lurk more faggot.
>>18176460>If Spain sent a force of conquistadors to Japan they'd find hundreds of thousands of veteran warriors capable of fielding guns against them and happy to ride circles around them with cavalry archers. They'd be cut to pieces in a week.Nonsense. Veteran warriors from a 800 years constant battle of Reconquista. That's the reason of their success (and of the tercios, that obliterate true western and eastern powers: France, England, Dutch rebels, Ottomans... not Vietnam).https://youtu.be/wWB2LddrKzA?list=PL4tXLrVrIuIV9bDneqxWfTZInS7Rtee-7
>>18176457>fucking zoomers I swearBoomer...
>>18176504The Spanish were out of their depth in Asia. They were only successful in the Philippines because it was the most primitive society https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian%E2%80%93Spanish_War
>>18175274You despise weebs and anime. What parts of ACTUAL Japanese culture do you despise? Be specific.
>>18175833Holy moly, I love my Brazilian Miku
>>18176175Where did green added? Inspired Brazil jungle fever?
>>18176564The colors of the two main military orders, Christ and Avis. Although the modern meaning is hope for a better future for green and red for the blood of patriots. I prefer the white and blue
>>18176545>The Spanish were out of their depth in Asia. They were only successful in the Philippines because it was the most primitive societyThey were just not interested enough. Too many enemies to fight at the same time.
>>18176583>heh, we COULD'VE won but we just didn't want to!iberijeet cope
>>18176583besides they were making mad profits trading with China with the Manila galleons
>>18176597You mean flooding the market and collapsing the economy?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution
>>18176088No one has ever attempted a purge of California aside from American gold miners thirsty for blood and goldIt’s the only successful “purge” I know of and it failed to eliminate all Native/Spanish blood which was already mixed by that pointThose who mixed races early survived the disease waves due to immunity Simply put, when someone has arrived in California, the blood doesn’t leave at a rate of 100% unless its a world ending scenario, which we haven’t seen in California recently
>>18176128The Tarascans also wore clothing and their empire was actively losing territory after a failed invasion of Colima
>>18176166latinxism is like disease it must spread until entire world is narco state shithole
>>18175152Most of the Portuguese and Spanish Conquistadors who would have been interested in conquering Japan died in the various wars fought between Burma, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam.
>>18176005The Comanche were uniquely brutal murdering sickos to literally everyone who wasn't them.Nobody at all should be sorry for what happened to them.Other tribes met worse fates for far, far less good reason.
>>18176807> uniquelyNah they all did that shit, Comanche were just militarily superior so got to do it more often.
>>18175274YWNBAW(You will never be a whyte)
>>18176446Lurk one year b4 posting newfag
>>18176545The Philippines was not primitive. People from Luzon Island "Luções" were the favored soldiers of maritimes Southeast Asia. (Lisbon, 1551) Vol. 1, pp. 201–205 (Livro V, cap. 34), Malacca garrison (1511–20s); wrote as such:Portuguese records show Lução soldiers in every garrison of Malaca, prized for their seamanship and ferocity in skirmishes with the Johor fleet. The History of the Portuguese in India, vol. 3, London 1777) Vol. 3, pp. 102–105 (Década III, Livro I, cap. XIV) Malacca (c. 1525) & Perak, the following:A fleet of twelve Luçon caracoas under the same leader joined the Brunei armada against Lawé. Their knowledge of these coasts was unmatched, and they bore the brunt of the assault.In fact, before the Spanish came the Filipinos significantly aided the Siamese in their war against Burma, before thr Siamese invaded Cambodia, which the Filipinos, under the Spanish encountered.Diogo do Couto wrote in, Décadas da Ásia (Lisbon, 1778) Vol. 5, pp. 95–100 (Década VIII, Livro II, cap. V) Siam (1547); this of them:Under their chief Balagtas, 300 Luções fought for the King of Siam against Burmese invaders—so effective that the Siamese granted them land.
>>18175152>Why didn't the Conquistadors conquer JapanBecause the conquistadors were looking for El Dorado with his gold-bearing rivers, with his gold mines and mountains' gold ores, not the islands where the Japanese poor grow rice and eat fish raw because they do not have firewood to roast or boil it.
