>god stared at this for billions upon billions of years before making anything else
>>18177351Boredom is an evolved characteristic of human minds. Gods might not have it.
>>18177351Must be like
>>18177351God actually made all of this for our enjoyment.
All thing were created about 6,000 years ago.
>>18177351It's a beetle world. You're just living in it.
>>18177351In God's defense I would just like to point out that pic is rad as fuck.
>>18177351What did they do to earn three mass extinction events, bros?
>>18177351>watching a cosmic fish tank for billions of yearsBased. Why did he fuck it up?
>>18177395God is too busy making new and interesting types of beetles to answer the prayers of dying children. You have to respect his priorities.
>>18177422they had to make way for new beetle species.>>18177512indeed.
>>18177351If you've ever raised shrimp or triops as an adult (where you can actually take care of them, keep them in an aquarium, and get to see their full 6 month lifespan) you'd understand. For what it's worth, if we also look at the Cambrian explosion: it was a period of intense biological experimentation, development, innovation, a lot of different body types & designs were being stress-tested that would either be permanently removed from creation or go on to become standardized models.
>>18177504The cosmic fish tank was more of an algae tank for billions of years during the age of darkness. Then it had fish and worms alone for nearly hundreds of millions of years, then the fish decided to walk on land. This was the age of monsters with many eyes and legs, or sails on their backs, or monster fish with guillotines for mouths. Then the earth opened its bowels killing all monsters except the small ones, and heralded the age of dragons, of reptilian giants that dominated all, sky, land, and sea alike. Then the mountain from the heavens crashed into the earth, killing every dragon that did not become bird, and in this new world sprang the beasts, creating the age of the beasts. After many millions of years, one among them, an ape, tamed fire and crated a new age; the age of fire.And it was after all this that God decided to take an interest in these apes. The apes failed God by rejecting Him like a toddler rejects food despite being hungry, but God loved them nonetheless as amidst all creation they alone were able to understand good and evil, unlike all other animals.
>>18177351god didnt stare at anything. god was IT and is IT
