>be Anne Boleyn>order your Chamberlain to seize Queen Katharine's barge (24 oar vessel btw) and burn off Katharine's royal coat of arms on it, then replace it with your own >behind Henry's back >before he's even managed to get his marriage dissolved Holy based
>>18220689Respectable. This is the yandere wife I need. Why was she beheaded?
>>18220735She was a boss bitch who annoyed everyone.
>>18220735Her being a yasqueen girlboss was sexy as his forbidden mistress and unbearable as his actual wife. Also she was quite bloodthirsty in demanding the deaths and arrests of anyone standing in the way of the Protestant revolution that her, Cranmer and Cromwell were quietly orchestrating. And, of course, no more eggs. She was 35 when Henry called time.
>>18220762>marries Big 'enry before he's even divorced Katharine>Cranmore retroactively declares it's all good ecclesiastically after Wolster strokes out in fear of his execution and 'enry slips him in as a replacement while the Pope is literally Charlie's prisoner>Anne immediately reforms the ladies and gents of the court so they're proper and shieeet again>puts the ladies to work knitting clothes for the poor, herself included >also immediately starts supporting the network of middle-class gents like Cromwell who are coup'ing the nobility right before their eyesImagine if she was actually Queen in her own right. She would have been Liz I on steroids kek
>>18220833>She would have been Liz I on steroids kekYes, I think it's fair to say that Liz I got her dynamic side from her mother and her self-doubt from her father, and her father's treatment of her and her half-siblings.
>>18220735>Why was she beheaded?Lowkey because she popped out this little crotch goblin instead of one with a joystickAlthough I like to imagine Henry looked down from heaven proudly at Liz
Elizabeth was disinherited as a bastard probably sired by Anne's brother, whom she was accused of incest with despite the fact that all portraits of Elizabeth from all phases of her life show that she was the spitting image of Henry.
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>>18220689Why does she have a bitcoin logo as a necklace? Was she stacking all those years ago?
>>18221430Big 'enry would probably be happy knowing that Liz ended up ruling instead of an idiot
