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12/09/25(Tue)21:24:49 No.18221952

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Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:24:49 No.18221952

>Me ma was turned into a lampshade by Hitler
>Me pa was put on a collective farm by Stalin
>me grandpa got his favorite union broken up by Margaret Thatcher
>me great-grandma had her village renamed for the glory of Czar Nicholas II
>me great-great-grandpa got his social club outlawed by Otto von Bismarck’s anti-socialist laws
>me great3-grandpa had his quiet little duchy absorbed by Queen Victoria’s “tidying up the map”
>me great4-grandma saw her favorite café endlessly censored by Napoleon III
>me great5-grandpa had his grape vines trampled in a war game by Napoleon Bonaparte
>me great6-grandma had her best silver “requisitioned” by Frederick the Great
>me great7-grandpa got his parish boundaries redrawn by Louis XIV, just to fit a prettier map
>me great8-grandma watched her monastery inn dissolved by Henry VIII looking for loose change
>me great9-grandpa had his spice stall undercut by Vasco da Gama rerouting the trade
>me great10-grandma’s city walls got “stress-tested” by Mehmed the Conqueror
>me great11-grandpa lost his favorite pasture when Genghis Khan decided it was a shortcut
>me great12-grandma’s village got its tax code “simplified” by Charlemagne
>me great13-grandpa had his favorite market square paved over by Justinian’s urban renewal
>me great14-grandma got her harbor blocked up by Cleopatra’s last stand
>me great15-grandpa’s best toga order delayed because Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon that week
>me great16-grandma’s quiet little polis got philosophized into a bureaucracy by Pericles
>me great17-grandpa had his caravan route “reallocated” by Cyrus the Great
>me great18-grandma watched her favorite temple repurposed by Nebuchadnezzar II’s latest renovation
>me great19-grandpa’s best field measured and re-taxed by Hammurabi’s new law stone
>me great20-grandma’s Nile fishing spot got claimed as royal property by Ramses II