/his/ - The benefits of becoming a Baptist are several: 1. - History & Humanities

Anonymous

12/10/25(Wed)20:04:09 No.18223892

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The benefits of becoming a Baptist are several:
1. You get to go to Heaven forever when you die!
2. None of your sins can take your salvation away from you. You can never lose it!
3. Not only do you have access to God's perfect word in English in the form of the King James Bible, but you are also able to understand it because you have the Holy Ghost!
4. You can get other people saved! For example, I saved my own parents.
5. You are less likely to be blinded by the machinations of the god of this present world.
6. You are more likely to feel guilty for doing the wrong thing.
I recommend it, get saved today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foRtBHXM16A

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:30:23 No.18223928

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:30:23 No.18223928

>>18223892
the worship of any devil for some after death reward is heretical nonsense

Christ is the one true living God, and only in Christ are those that are of God able to have salvation from death and gain eternal life.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:31:38 No.18223930

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:31:38 No.18223930

>>18223928
What does this have to do with my OP? :\

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:32:13 No.18223931

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:32:13 No.18223931

>become a baptist
>run around snapping necks all day
>still go to heaven because none of your sins can take away your salvation
????

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:32:25 No.18223932

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:32:25 No.18223932

>>18223930
>when you die

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:34:07 No.18223936

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:34:07 No.18223936

>>18223931
>????
Sorry, what don't you understand?
>>18223932
Yes, when you physically die. Life tip: Pretending not to understand doesn't make you seem smart. It makes you sound retarded and pedantic, ie someone no one wants to be around!

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:35:58 No.18223942

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:35:58 No.18223942

>>18223936
the worship of any devil for some after death reward is heretical nonsense

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:36:27 No.18223945

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:36:27 No.18223945

>>18223936
>you can murder people all day long and still go to heaven
Come now.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:37:16 No.18223946

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:37:16 No.18223946

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>>18223942
>I am VERY stupid!
Okay, have fun with that.
>>18223945
Jesus died for all of my sins, the big ones too. If you can't accept that, no problem: Enjoy Hell.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:40:19 No.18223958

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>>18223946

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:42:27 No.18223965

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:42:27 No.18223965

I love the "Hide Post" feature on 4chan. God haters and schizos are so DESPERATE to make me read their worthless thoughts. But I don't have to! :D

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:43:28 No.18223967

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:43:28 No.18223967

I win!

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:50:53 No.18223984

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:50:53 No.18223984

>>18223892
>kjv bible
Oops! Wrong one! The correct answer was the latin vulgate. Enjoy hell!

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)20:52:33 No.18223987

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)20:52:33 No.18223987

>>18223984
*yawn*

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)21:07:39 No.18224000

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)21:07:39 No.18224000

>>18223946
>Jesus died so I can run around setting fire to toddlers

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)21:51:15 No.18224052

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)21:51:15 No.18224052

>>18224000
Why do you think fictional scenarios prove your supposed point?