>>18225226Beautiful religion. Absolutely holy.
>>18225226Ezekiel 4 is about the Siege of Jerusalem and the various symbolic implications of it. One of them being defilement and impure food, as the next verse shows:> 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”
>>18225300>Heh heh, do you see this poop bread that I'm eating? This is you. You're totally like this. Triggered much?
>>18225446I laughed, which means the verses are based.
>>18225226>G-dHello, rabbi
>>18225300So you're saying it's a humiliation ritual?
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>>18225955Why were none of these truths revealed before Jesus' crucifixion? Seems like a pretty major thing to inform the chosen people about that no one bothered to mention.
>>18225226Why haven't more Indians converted to Judaism?
>>18225960>Why were none of these truths revealed before Jesus' crucifixion?They were. Tick tock.
>>18225965They would love to move to Israel and do the needful with bootiful Israel woman but the Jews are intent on keeping their baby mutilation cult to themselves.
>>18225974But think of the delicious Old Testament shit cakes the Indians would make.
Wait, is that how they make Ezekiel Bread?
>>18225446People use cow and elephant dung as fuel. Iirc this particular passage is kind of vague and it eventually culminates with cow dung or something similar instead.
>>18225226>what did G-d mean by this?“It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.
>>18225226>Hey rabbi, your cult is eating people again>Ok i'll tell them "God" says to prepare food in front of othersUneducated people were plagued by superstitions. If a "god" told them something, the people sometimes listened.
They should have a holiday reenacting this like they do every other stupid ritual in the Bible
>>18225226>>18226368>>18226401>be omnigod (present, scient, potent)>have the urge to create deserts>have the urge to put your chosen people in those deserts>"now remove the foreskin i created for you and cook with your own shit"That moment when you don't know if Yahweh / Jesus / Allah is Typhon (monster, son of Tartarus), Orcus (god of evil) or Momus (god of trolling).
>>18225226More of the jews innate african """culture""" coming through. jeets burn magic cow shit too. It must have something to do with the fact that they are all poo-colored, so when it burns and rises to yakub, they can live through it vicariously. poo peoples have poo gods. joos = poos = jeets = shiets
>>18225226Eat the foreskin. Kill the babies. Burn the poop. A truly Devine and chosen people without equal.
>>18225949No, it's not a ritual
>>18226368Yes, but no other """people""" use their own shit for fuel, shithead. Jews have ALWAYS been noted for their filth and stench. Being a "Dirty Jew" is 10000000% literal in every way, first and foremost. All whilst kvetching over "ritual purity", rather than actual hygiene. Go look in the mirror and take a wiff. You'll want to puke. I promise. The rest of us sure do ;)
>>18225226"Actually Ira, it's a very cost effective strategy for when crossing the desert. Oi! and the sacred aroma. Oi! It's truly magical to smell ones own farts and poop. Nothing could be more holy, or close to HaShem!" Literal sub-humans.
