What would you talk to him about?
>>18225459>Hello? Yes it's anon. Can you forward my call to Christ's # please?>Thanks
>>18225459I'd probably ask him how he was doing, he probably doesn't get people asking him that a lot.
>>18225459Can I become immortal? And not that age without youth please.
>>18225459I would ask bim why he didn't add all the books about how to actually practice his religion to the Quran
>>18225459The zuttening
>>18225459I would ask why he sent a bunch of zutt djinn to buttrape lil mo in the desert because that's kinda gay.
What the fuck does zutt mean you bunch of subhuman zoomer mongrels
>>18226049zutt status?
I'd ask why the koran has 6,666 verses and seems to be largely plagiarized from the Talmud. (Wouldn't God get Yeshua's name right, instead of reusing the rabbinical slur "Esau?") Also why Mo got revelations when wearing Aisha's clothes. Why did Christians get repeated miraculous victories on 9/11, which according to the astronomical observations in St. John's Revelation is Christ's actual birthday ("The Star that Astonished the World") even though everyone in the medieval era thought His birthday was in December. ***Does this mean that Jesus Christ is more powerful than Muhammad?***>>18226049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0mytdFm7Og (Actually, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5ULEhPcq9g )
>>18225459I'd ask him why his followers have to be circumcised when he himself is uncircumcised.
>>18225779By God African noses are so repulsive. His alars span the width from London to Japan.
>>18226049>he doesn't knowYou might want to turn back here anon. This is a ride not everyone is ready for.
