>1938: Swiss student tries to shoot Hitler with a pistol during a Munich parade but can't get a clear shot due to the distance and crowd>1939: Some carpenter hides a time bomb in a beer hall pillar but Hitler leaves 13 minutes early, bomb kills 8 but leaves Hitler unharmed>1943: A resistance officer hides a bomb in a cognac bottle on Hitler’s plane, but it freezes at high altitude and fails to explode>1943: A colonel carries two mines in his coat, activates fuse during exhibition tour, but Hitler rushes through in 2 minutes and leaves early>1943: A major hides explosives in his trousers for a uniform inspection, but an allied air raid destroys the prototype uniforms and cancels the demo>1944: Officer prepares a suicide bomb for a uniform demo but Hitler postpones the event again>1944: von Stauffenberg places a briefcase bomb under a conference table but it was moved by a colonel, saving Hitler with only minor injuries>Hitler end up surviving 40+ assassination attempts and only dies by his own hand with a pistol and cyanide capsuleActually a chad story when you think about it. He was untouchable.
>>18245334The time travellers tried hard, but the time patrol fooled them every time.
He wasn't kidding when he said he was chosen by wotan
>>18245334His awful end was postponed until God made sure Jews suffered enough to return to Palestine and restore Israel. No need to @ me, history is full of strange coincidences like this.
>>18245334Much of these stories were made up after the war by people who either sought attention or make people believe they weren't supporters of discredited regime.There's very little if any evidence for any assassination attempt aside from the Beer Hall bombing and July 20th aside from post-war testimonies.
