>Jesus said to his disciples, "Compare me to someone and tell me whom I am like.">Simon Peter said to him, "You are like a righteous angel.">Matthew said to him, "You are like a wise philosopher.">Thomas said to him, "Master, my mouth is wholly incapable of saying whom you are like.">Jesus said, "I am not your master. Because you have drunk, you have become intoxicated from the bubbling spring which I have measured out.">And he took him and withdrew and told him three things. When Thomas returned to his companions, they asked him, "What did Jesus say to you?">Thomas said to them, "If I tell you one of the things which he told me, you will pick up stones and throw them at me; a fire will come out of the stones and burn you up."What did he mean by this?
>>18245818What he means is that he's going to need you to give all your money and women away to him.
>>18245818The title page is clearly that of the Apocryphon of John.
>>18245835>Master, my mouth is wholly incapable of saying whom you are likelol in this context
>>18245818Obviously if Jesus didn't see fit to tell Thomas in front of the other disciples it wouldn't be right to talk about it on a Vietnamese obscure coin-collecting forum
>>18246256I'm here for basket weaving, did I come to the wrong place?
>>18245818"I am the son of Juba II and Cleopatra Selene II, and Glaphyra is the angel whom delivered me to Mary. Magdalene is like a sister unto me because her father Pantera was like a brother unto my father. If you reveal my humble adoption by Mary, the Herods will crush you, and then Rome will crush the Herods thereafter."
