European history: Santa-Rodriguez-Juan-de-la-Muertes MMDCCLXXIV marries his half-grandmother Anastasia-Maria Verolomovna-Alekseevna Petrova DCCLXXIV after toppling his quasi-cousin Richter Arnold Berengar Philippus Aureolus Theoprastus Bombastus von Hohenheim MMMMDCCCXXVII, founding the grand village of Fuckburg, population: 3.5.Chinese history: The eminent Jade Dragon Huo Ling Daobao Zhang Chang Ching Ling Po Chen comes to power. Fifteen billion perish, fourty-two-thousand billion raped, thirty billion eaten strategically (not specifically enemies, just… thirty billion eaten). ̶S̶t̶r̶a̶t̶e̶g̶i̶c̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶c̶e̶p̶t̶u̶a̶l̶ Theoretical Zhang-Xi victory. Auspicious Qing-shuan achieved beautifully. Return to harmony - two thousand years under blue sky.
>>18250679put me in le screencap xD
>>18250679Indian history: Raja Rajupt Rajputani Pajeet Pajitani Pajeeti ate cow fesces in the cow fesces eating ceremony. The god jaganutah and chackraputah did not like how he ate shit and he died. As a result foreigners ruled over us for 1 morbillion years, they refused to cow shit.
