What is the historical proof Santa doesn't exist?
>>18251739He actually was a real.Saint Nicholas, nicknamed Sinterklaas by the Dutch, became eventually Santa Claus in the American consciousness.St. Nick was a kind old man that enjoyed gifting and helping people.
>>18251739he leaves gifts under my tree
>>18251739>obsessed with trying to disprove everything You must be a thrill to be around
Santa is real. He never has to deliver a single present because everyone is naughty. He hasn’t worked in a long time.
>>18251739Santa is more real than Jesus
>>18251739That's the thing. When you grow up, you realize you are Santa. It was just a way of explaining to kids who wouldn't understand.
>>18251739>Prove a negative Santa deniers always have the most ridiculous rhetoric
The Santa concept doesn’t really work, does it? If a kid misbehaves without the parents knowing and still receives a gift then the jig is up.
>>18253443If kids could understand all the factors involved in misbehavior and detecting misbehavior, they wouldn't need santa.
>>18251739Santa does exist but he only visits rich kids. Sorry poorfags.
>>18252868Satan the flying shapeshifting genie
Official history written by victors and tax collectors.The proof is in the results. Millions of kids get presents, explain that.
>>18254435The parents buy them.
>>18254495parents literally can't afford half the presents
>>18254431Satanurnalia
