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I'M KUBLA KRAUS
I COULD HAVE BEEN A PHARAOH
BUT THERE ARE NO PYRAMIDS AROUND HERE
THERE'S THE RUB!
THERE'S THE RUUUB! THERE'S THE RUUUUUB!
THERE'S THE RAAA-HAAA-HAAA-UB
RUB-BA-DUB-DUB-RUB!

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I'M KUBLA KRAUS
I COULD HAVE BEEN A RAJAH
BUT THERE ARE NO ELEPHANTS AROUND HERE
THERE'S THE RUB!

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I'M KUBLA KRAUS
I COULD HAVE BEEN A SHOGUN
BUT THERE ARE NO SAMURAI AROUND HERE
THERE'S THE RUB!
THERE'S THE RUUUB! THERE'S THE RUUUUUB!
THERE'S THE RAAA-HAAA-HAAA-UB
RUB-BA-DUB-DUB-RUB!

>get cucked and lose your ability to take physical form and interact with the living

Who thought this was a good idea for a Christmas special?

>>18254514
It's basically the classic Little Mermaid story but for men and Christmas themed.

>>18253546
>I COULD HAVE BEEN POPE!
>I COULD HAVE BEEN MUHAMMAD!

But at least I have vodka. Merry Christmas.

>>18253546
This guy fought a physical avatar of an immortal being and his boss who's the literal manifestation of winter and survived. Like KK knows how to create, manufacture and operate autonomous metal soldiers. At best KK got launched and died upon impact at his distant destination as a safe for kids way to kill off a villain, or he got whisked away and potentially ends up dominating an even larger swath of land and resources elsewhere.

The guy was basically trapped by his material fortune and his fixation accruing it. If he's starting from scratch I'm pretty sure he'll correct the mistakes he did elsewhere and either end up an even more efficient ruler or the 2nd/3rd I command and gifted everything on a platter. If he doesn't and spends the rest of his days hoarding material wealth and land he still technically won.