THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children! It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed...A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe unnavigable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape--THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature.......and THAT is where babies come from, for machines.AND THERE WAS MUCH DEFACATION
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>>18254320I know it’s been a while Fryman but no, I am not going to get HUMPED by a giant red gorilla in outeh space. No thank you
>>18254350you should have brought a snakc
>>18254320grok is this real?
>>18254262I never watched that CN cartoon but I watched Yugioh abridged.
>>18254262wait, what? who unionized?
