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>be head of state of a great power
>be fat jellybrained geriatric with more holes in your brain than a Papua New Guinean cannibal with kuru prions
>shoehorn your way into power
>conduct purges of your opposition
>demand total loyalty of your party, purge anyone who protests your insane policies
>imprison, oppress, and terrorize your own population under the guise of fighting imaginary internal enemies
>build obscene monuments to your vanity as your people starve
>unveil a new class of warships bearing your name
>they're massively armed and bristling with big guns
>they're massively overpriced
>they're painfully obsolete in the age of aircraft carriers, the product of your own antiquated notions of naval warfare
>your own admirals oppose them as unnecessary for a nation in the midst of a crisis
>don't listen to them, they WILL be built
>they're boondoggles that are condemned to be cancelled and scrapped on the slipways the moment you croak or otherwise leave office
>be Joseph Stalin, sponsor of the Stalingrad-class battlecruisers, in 1952
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