If God is all-loving, why did he create testicular tortion?
to guide us on the right path
>>18270351God formed an untwisted testicle, and a twisted testicle was created.One day the untwisted testicles came to present themselves before the Lord, and the adverse of this also came with them. The Lord said to the adverse, “Where did this shit come from?”The adverse answered the Lord, “From roaming the earth, going back and forth on it.”
The ol Problem of SufferingIf God has the power to prevent suffering entirely, why permit it in the first place to bring about some other good? What good comes from twisted nuts besides MAYBE some restraint next time? CBT is a thing too, so it's not even guaranteed to bring someone closer to him...
>>18270351It's not God's fault that you jack off too much. Checkmate atheists.
