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even more perplexing is if he made it up, which is what some of his biographers believe. kind of based to be honest. imagine writing one of the best most widely read military memoirs in history and adding your gooner fantasies to it.

also why does he open the book with a description of naked anglos "quivering in the hot sands" together

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>>18281752
>Goes to MENA where they fuck men and animals and gets raped
Yeah I made it up like the American businessman John McDonald. Gooner zutt fantasies hit you like Jerusalem syndrome when you go there. Kek

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>>18281723
>be a huge faggot
>try to sodomize Arabs
>get raped by Turks instead
idk, punishment was not appropriate but he got what he was looking for.
Perhaps he was making up a lie to make Turks look evil, if that was true that makes the situation even sadder, imagine living your entire life believing that everyone wants to fuck you.

>>18281783
no, actually, don't imagine that, what the fuck am I saying

You're just jealous you never got bred by superior manly genetics.