We will now propose to our readers a Judeo-Christian, i.e., highly sexualized and perverted reading of the Bible just like how judeochristians read that particular hadith about the Al-Zutt:Jacob Wrestling the “Mysterious Being” (Genesis 32:24–30): The episode in which Jacob (peace be upon him) wrestles a mysterious “man” throughout the night might appear ambiguous in the eyes of the Judeo-Christians. The Hebrew verb used for “wrestled,” ‘abaq, denotes intense bodily contact (grappling, clinging, rolling on the ground), and it suggests an act of prolonged physical intimacy rather than distant combat. The stranger’s “touch” to Jacob’s yarek, a Hebrew term that commonly functions as a euphemism for the genitals (as in Genesis 24:2 and 47:29), further intensifies the erotic undertones. Jacob’s refusal to let the man go until he receives a “blessing” and the enigmatic nature of the opponent (human, angelic, or divine, some Christians say pre-incarnate Christ) create a scenario rich in interpretive possibilities for our Judeo-Christian perverts.David and Jonathan (1 Samuel 18–20; 2 Samuel 1:26): The relationship between David (peace be upon him) and Jonathan has been the subject of extensive scholarly queer biblical scholarship, which frequently highlights the erotic and emotional depth of their bond. Jonathan “loved David as his own soul” and ceremonially stripped himself of his robe, armor, and weapons to give them to David, a gesture that carries profound symbolic intimacy. Later, the two men “kissed one another and wept together” (1 Samuel 20:41), culminating in David’s public lament after Jonathan’s death: “Your love to me was wonderful, surpassing the love of women” (2 Samuel 1:26). I’ll let our Judeo-Christian perverts interpret this as they wish.CONT...
The Naked Young Man Fleeing Jesus’ Arrest (Mark 14:51–52): In the Gospel of Mark, an anonymous young man appears suddenly at Jesus’ (peace be upon him) arrest, “wearing nothing but a linen cloth” and, when seized, “he left the cloth and fled naked.” Could the Judeo-Christians rationalize for us the presence of an almost nude youth among Jesus’ followers? And why did he flee in such a dramatic manner, seemingly trying to hide something, while being caught in a compromising situation?Paul’s Thorn in the Flesh (2 Corinthians 12:7): The passage in which Paul describes “a thorn… given to my flesh, a messenger of Satan to harass me” has traditionally been interpreted metaphorically, yet its language lends itself to a more bodily and even sexualized reading under a typical Judeo-Christian analysis. The Greek term skolops (“thorn,” “stake,” or “spike”) carries phallic connotations in certain classical contexts (in a way similar to the Hindu Shivling), and Paul states explicitly that it was “given” to him in his “flesh.” Furthermore, he personifies the affliction as an agent – a “messenger of Satan” – and uses kolaphizein, a verb meaning to strike, torment, or beat, which ancient rhetoric sometimes applied metaphorically to domination or subjugation. Was Paul maybe fond of BDSM sessions with Satanic entities?
Interesting how Paul enjoyed being sodomize with literal Demons using a barbed dildo according to judeochristian scriptures
yeah religious practices and beliefs have always evolved in response to the proclivities of the societies they operate in tbqhwyfgrow up
>>18285323Wasn't Paul wearing a fucking pelt when Jesus met him? I just don't think these people were wearing Celtic pants or British suits yet. That's my hunch.
>>18285324You're thinking of Muhammad in the cave.
>>18285405Not really no. Rabbi Yeshua diddled teenage boys
>>18285407It's obvious that you're just projecting a myth, of which there is no direct or indirect evidence, because Muhammad is literally recorded by his own biographers as diddling little girls as young as 6 and breaking the four wives rule for himself when he felt like it.
>>18285414Aisha was 19 and there's nothing of the sort on the QuranRabbi Yeshua ben Diddy made teenage boys slurp his """fluids""" as told by the Jewble
Man I miss when trips were fun. Where the hell is dirk or the jwanon?
>>18285321>>18285323very recently, homosexuality was punished with burning at the stake for satanism. it never should have been tolerated because does nothing except jeopardize the eternal life of christians
>>18285653>because does nothing except jeopardize the eternal life of christiansis being tempted by homosexual sex a common concern among christians?
>>18285659homosexuality is crime against Christ because the union of two men does not produce children
I'm Protestant but we need another Crusade just for this guy. (Aisha was 6, the boy in linen has been repeatedly. historically explained as a uniformed Essene monk, and since Jesus Christ is a holy figure in Islam too YOU ARE JEWISH.)
>>18285321Get ZUTTED
>>18285321You are not a Muslim. Muslims revere Jesus as the 2nd greatest prophet, consider Him the "Messiah", and believe in His virgin birth. They also accept His Apostles. You are a blasphemer and a murtadd. Prepare to be eaten
>>18285659Your people dress up and bang young boys dressed as women to get around the Islamic prohibition of heterosexual fornication. You don't worry about being tempted at all, you just jump straight into gay intercourse praising Allah for the loophole
>>18285761Pre-Islamic Afghani traditions actually purged by the taliban
>>18285321You're this board's laughing stock. An inbred retard who tries to argue.
