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So basically I want to turn myself over to Christ and become Born Again, I'm not 100% sure which church or denomination I should turn to but Orthodoxy seems like the most legit. It's hard because most of my family is like the "vibey" sort of Protestants who only really think about God on Sunday. But anyways there's one thing I'm kinda afraid of, and it's gonna sound really stupid and fucked but I promise I'm being genuine here... I'm afraid of confessing all of my sexual proclivities to any priests. I've shared pictures of my mom online, I've let old men fuck me in the ass, I've catfished men and women, I've lusted after teenage girls, I've jerked off to a looot of loli hentai. It's all very sick I know, and I want to change and loose these sins from me. But I'm afraid that anyone, even a priest, would be disgusted with me. Would not want me attending their service or being a part of their congregation. I know they're bound to secrecy and technically can't judge me or treat me differently, but obviously they're still human and I doubt they always adhere to those rules. God knows what I've done already, and he knows that I truly am repentant.. but I think it doesn't count unless a priest absolves you. Has anyone here ever dealt with something like this before?
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>>18288157
Average Christcuck.
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>>18288157
When you confess you don't usually go into details as a mere layman, you should tell the priest that the details of your sins (sodomy, masturbation) are very embarrassing and ask him how far you should go in detailing them. Obviously no priests wants to hear how you masturbated to this or that particular porn video or whatever, the sins are general and the details are known to God.

you can join this server and ask the christians from here more about it, I'm a lapsed orthodox christian myself https://discord.gg/EMq43xYNxq
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>>18288173
Sorry I don't have discord

>The sins are general and the details are known to God

Sure, but saying "I masturbated to porn" and "I've masturbated to cartoon images of children" are like two different things. It would feel almost like lying or trickery if I were to withhold such details. Like those are two different sins almost. I guess it would be more helpful to discuss these fears with a priest rather than on here, I guess I just am not trusting in the "partiality" of the priesthood and I don't know if I will feel comfortable confessing to one as if he really were sitting in for Christ.
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>>18288157
Coward
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>>18288157
OP, I literally had an anxiety poop and shit in my pants during my first confession. The priest could smell it. He didn’t judge me or ask me to leave. You’ll be fine.
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They've heard it all before, and much worse.
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>>18288178
It's fine, your priest has probably straight up fucked 3d children.
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>>18288157
Bump. I am also a complete degenerate. I am interested in converting from a woke Protestant denomination (Disciples of Christ) to either Catholicism or Orthodoxy. I am very curious about the process of confession and nervous for similar reasons.

>>18288214
Are you fucking serious??? Lmao
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>>18288157
This is literally how emotional priming for Christianity works btw. It's an actual unironic humiliation ritual where you're made to humiliate yourself before a member of the church before essentially being love-bombed by fictional characters. You're meant to internalise your position on the bottom of the hierarchy, think of the humiliation as being your own fault and associate the good feelings that come after (i.e. absolution) with the people who are actually humiliating you.
Fairly standard psychological manipulation. Enjoy being a spiritual cuck.
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>>18288157
why would you need to confess to a priest.
where in the bible does it say that's necessary?
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>>18288260
Matthew 16 : 19
>And I will give unto thee the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven. And whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in Heaven, and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in Heaven

>>18288257
They're humiliating me by forcing me to take accountability for the wrongs I've committed?
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>>18288178
Christianity doesn't work by contemporary social norms, many of our christian ancestors would have been considered pedophiles by today's western age of consent. But yeah you're right, just talk with a priest but don't go all in with the details, just step by step until he thinks it's enough.
>>18288257
You're a retard, the priest and maybe therapist are the ONLY category of people in society to which degenerates can say such things with the least possibility of being ridiculed, if anything it's a big relief not humiliation. Unlike your 4chan brainrotted mind, priests don't think in terms of "cuck" and "chad".
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>>18288263
How are you actually going to take accountability? I say this as a former Catholic. You're just going to say a few Hail Marys and that’s it. If you get an autistic trad he might verbally abuse you.
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>>18288263
>They're humiliating me by forcing me to take accountability for the wrongs I've committed?
They're humiliating you by goading you into listing all the embarrassing shit you've ever done in front of a member of their clergy and begging for forgiveness. It's standard hazing, you dumb fuck.
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>>18288265
>Many of our christian ancestors would have been considered pedophiles by today's western age of consent.
Kek. Were the Apostles pedophiles?
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>>18288265
>You're a retard, the priest and maybe therapist are the ONLY category of people in society to which degenerates can say such things with the least possibility of being ridiculed, if anything it's a big relief not humiliation.
The relief is literally the way the manipulation works lol. You humiliate yourself in front of someone, beg for forgiveness and they tell you it's okay, thus making you associate relief with humiliating yourself in front of them.
Some people do this shit as a fetish, others do it to people to make them emotionally dependent, some just use similar tactics to make money.
Sorry, your religion is built on a cheap psychological trick.
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>>18288266
Well I don't know all of the details, but I assume there would be some form of penance involved (i.e. fasting for a certain amount of time, making amends with people I may have wronged, etc.) but the biggest thing is that the priest is the only person who can absolve me of my sins. I take accountability by taking verbal responsibility and asking for forgiveness. Because I don't wanna go to Hell
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>>18288178
As a Catholic, the priest knows that the reason you are there is because you regret the sins you are confessing and want to change your ways, and they want to help you. If you are really worried about how the priest will see you for whatever parish you go to, you could confess at a different parish and go to Mass at the one you normally attend. You would confess them as separate but general sins. For examples, you would say that you masturbated x number of times, you have dwelt on a sexual fantasy x number of times (due to the subject matter you might get more specific and say that you have dwelt on a sexual fantasy about children x number of times). What matters is that you confess each of the sins, not the particulars of a sin itself. Looking at the op, you could also say that you have have had sexual relations with another man x number of times, looked at pornography x number of times, committed fraud/lied to people x number of times, lusted after teenage girls x number of times, ect., Right now the guilt of these sins and the perceived fear from confessing them are enslaving you. Confessing them allows you to truly let them go , no longer dwelling on them, and build a better life for yourself with God and His many graces to help you do that.
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>>18288268
the term pedophile is often associated with rape and sexual perversion, that is obviously wrong but the age of consent is a cultural norm and not an universal one, traditional societies had the idea of reaching puberty instead
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>>18288285
All I’m asking is did the Apostles consider it acceptable to have sex with thirteen year old if they reached puberty? Is it a possibility that Peter was a grown man in his 30s and his wife was a teenager?
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>>18288285
Puberty usually starts at ~8-10yo, you sick fuck. Are you a Mohammedan? I've never heard any non-Mussulman argue that our ancestors generally considered tanner stage 2 individuals to be fuckable.
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>>18288383
The Christlarper showed his true colors.
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>>18288304
yes, but it was normal back then. God’s laws are higher than man’s
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>>18288304
Yes, Jews in the 1st century considered girls sexually mature at 12 (or whenever they had grown two pubic hairs, whichever of the two came earlier, as elaborated somewhat later by rabbinical ruling) and fathers commonly married them off at the 11.5-12 age range.
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You list kind and number. That's all you gotta do.
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You’re fucking stupid bro
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>>18288726
Why are Jews so obsessed with the genitals of young boys and girls
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You can just say you've masturbated to horrible degenerate things and not actually but the pedo label on it. You can say you've lusted after women and girls and leave it at that. You can way you've laid with another man and leave it at that. You don't have to go into graphic detail. All those things are accurate to what you said and God knows your sins. He knows and he will forgive you. I personally believe you can simply confess to God yourself and repent and ask for forgiveness and you will be forgiven, although Paul's epistles do encourage Christians to "confess your sins one to another" which is the basis for confessing to priests. It gives you someome who is supposed to be impartial and nonjudging so that everyone has someone they can confess to without shame.

I love you brother, acknowledging your sins and seeking forgiveness is a huge step. Good luck to you my friend.
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>>18288178
porn in general is morally degenerate, but at least with hentai (even lolicon), it’s arguably more ethical as there are no real people directly harmed

meanwhile there’s a lot of legal pornography on the hub with many trafficked/abused women and even minors, and nothing is done about that
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>asking this on /his/
>which is basically just r/atheism nowadays
>where the regular anons look like picrel
Just go confess.
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>>18288831
Post body, I bet you're a skinnyfat dyel.
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>>18288837
>Post body
What's next? "Touch grass"? "Meds now"?
>I bet you're a skinnyfat dyel.
I wouldn't have posted this guy if I didn't at least look better than him. I'm sorry that atheists have moved on from fat/neckbeard to the AIDS/vegan look
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>>18288853
So you are a skinnyfat dyel lol. God isn't sending his strongest soldiers.
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>>18288873
God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong.
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>>18288873
>So you are a skinnyfat dyel lol.
Wow, you sure showed me.
>God isn't sending his strongest soldiers.
Based on the pic I posted He clearly is picking His enemies wisely.
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>>18288887
You're a skinnyfat dyel who tells himself that it's not all so bad because at least he's not as ugly as random internet lolcows. It's fucking over breh.
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>>18288905
>You're a skinnyfat dyel
Let me guess, you believe in 900 genders, men getting pregnant and taking 40 vax shots like most atheists do?
>breh.
More redditspeak. SAD
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>>18288912
>skinnyfat dyel spiteful mutant feels threatened
>immediately whips out talking points cooked up by internet friends
Great advertisement for your religion lmao.
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>>18288927
>>skinnyfat dyel spiteful mutant feels threatened
What a logic jump
>post pic of what atheist on internet actually looks like
>you start with "NO U" and "POST HAND"
>keep repeating it like retard
>claim victory
SAD
>>immediately whips out talking points cooked up by internet friends
"COOKED UP"? HAHAHAHA
>atheists voted Kamala, the most troon loving candidate ever at a rate of 72%
>atheists are the #1 group to support trans shit according to Pew
>atheists took the vax at a rate of 90% (#1 group to do so)
Atheists don't operate in reality. You are living proof.
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>>18288937
You all but admitted that you're a skinnyfat dyel lol. Now you're dancing around it because you don't dare straight up lie. All you've got to justify your subhuman physique is babbling about trannies.
When all you've got is "at least I'm not a tranny", you know you're fucked beyond comprehension.
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>>18288948
>You all but admitted that you're a skinnyfat dyel lol.
IF IT REPEAT IT IT MUST BE TRUE - you, a faggot. I'm sorry you look like this and are afraid to face reality. >>18288831
> All you've got to justify your subhuman physique is babbling about trannies.
Funny how you went from "cooked up" to "ok, it's real but you are babbling about it". SAD
>When all you've got is "at least I'm not a tranny",
At least I'm not a tranny or an atheist. Sorry to correct you.
Again, you aren't operating in reality. Go identify as yet another gender and get the newest vax booster.
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>>18288958
>At least I'm not a tranny or an atheist.
But you're a skinnyfat dyel lol. You won't even dare say that you're not.
The greatest psyop /pol/ ever pulled was convincing young men that "not being an insane autogynephile" is good enough and there's no need to aspire to anything beyond that.
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>>18288968
>But you're a skinnyfat dyel lol.
IF I REPEAT IT IT MUST BE TRUE
> You won't even dare say that you're not.
Ok, I'm not. Let me guess your response:
>NOOOO YOU ARE
>The greatest psyop /pol/ ever pulled was convincing young men that "not being an insane autogynephile" is good enough and there's no need to aspire to anything beyond that.
reddit it thaddaway
So are my facts still "cooked up"? Or do you admit that the modern atheist is nothing but a trooned out (or troon loving) weirdo that takes all the vax shots that are commanded of him?
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>>18288973
Post your physique or prove to everyone here that you are a loser.
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>>18288976
>Post your physique or prove to everyone here that you are a loser.
You post yours. I'd ask you to post your vax card but you probably have multiple cards because you had to lie to get more vax shots than required.
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>>18288973
>IF I REPEAT IT IT MUST BE TRUE
You still don't even dare say that it's not true.
>reddit it thaddaway
>So are my facts still "cooked up"? Or do you admit that the modern atheist is nothing but a trooned out (or troon loving) weirdo that takes all the vax shots that are commanded of him?
Further demonstrating that you're coping with your dyel status by saying that at least you're not a literally mentally insane crossdresser. They've really done a number on you.
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>>18288977
I’ll post mine once you post yours. I know that I am bigger and stronger than you just by how you write.
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>>18288979
>You still don't even dare say that it's not true.
Ok.... >>18288973
> You won't even dare say that you're not.
ME: Ok, I'm not.
>> You won't even dare say that you're not.
Further demonstrating that you're coping with your dyel
IF I KEEP REATING IT
>status by saying that at least you're not a literally mentally insane crossdresser.
You mean atheist?
> They've really done a number on you.
I love how you say I "cooked up" the facts but then when I posted real numbers and data you literally retreated. Typical modern r/atheism faggot.
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>>18288157
The problem, my little fag, is that you don't repent of any of them, you enjoyed every fucking second of your perversions and given the opportunity you will jump back at them again. You are not afraid of confessing what you did, you are afraid of doing it all again.
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>>18288981
>I’ll post mine once you post yours.
No, you first.
>I know that I am bigger and stronger than you just by how you write.
r/toughguy right here
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>>18288985
Coward.
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>>18288987
>Coward.
So I'm the coward for not doing what you tell me to do and to which you yourself won't do first? SAD
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>>18288989
Yes.
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>>18288990
Wow, so I guess you won then. I bet you will get tons of updoots and gold, oh wait, wrong site.
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>>18288983
It's always funny to get Christians to lie for nonexistent internet clout. You're a skinnyfat dyel who sells out his Christian convictions in a failed attempt to convince strangers on the internet that he's not a skinnyfat dyel. And after that, you cope by telling yourself that at least you're not an unhinged drag queen.
Seems like your entire life is completely fucked, no wonder you fall for the born again crap lol.
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>>18288993
>It's always funny to get Christians to lie for nonexistent internet clout.
What am I lying about? Be specific.
>You're a skinnyfat dyel
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT
> And after that, you cope by telling yourself that at least you're not an unhinged drag queen.
No, that's you.
>Seems like your entire life is completely fucked, no wonder you fall for the born again crap lol.
Still no answer to the data and facts I posted. SAD
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>>18288984
Don't judge and condemn, anon. You don't know his heart. All can be forgiven through Christ.
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>>18288998
Maybe you're not lying. You could also be a fat dyel rather than a skinnyfat dyel lmao. But don't worry, you don't have to lift and do cardio. After all, at least you're not a looney autogynephile so it's all good.
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>>18289003
>Maybe you're not lying. You could also be a fat dyel rather than a skinnyfat dyel lmao. But don't worry, you don't have to lift and do cardio. After all, at least you're not a looney autogynephile so it's all good.
All this reddit deflection. Again, typical r/atheism. No updoots for you here, retard.
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>>18289007
>a-a-a-ad hominem!!!
Lmao obesoid cope. Always the same shit with you nerd losers.
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>>18289009
>>a-a-a-ad hominem!!!
So me pointing out that you are deflecting from the facts I presented is ad hominen?
>Always the same shit with you nerd losers.
I guess you've given up on repeating the same dumb shit, then running away from stats and facts?
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>>18289014
>um actually I'm statistically less likely to be an insane autogynephile, therefore it's fine that I'm a dyel fat fuck
This is why you're never gonna make it.
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>>18289018
>>um actually I'm statistically less likely to be an insane autogynephile, therefore it's fine that I'm a dyel fat fuck
All this reddit troon insanity
>This is why you're never gonna make it.
I'm not a troon atheist like you. I've already made it.
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>>18289019
Exactly like I said, you've been convinced that you've already peaked just by not being an insane autogynephile and therefore it's fine that you're a dyel fat fuck.
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>>18289025
>Exactly like I said, you've been convinced that you've already peaked just by not being an insane autogynephile and therefore it's fine that you're a dyel fat fuck.
No updoots for your tranny reddit insanity here. Keep denying the facts.
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>>18289028
This shit won't make you any less fat and dyel, obesoid. The irony is that you've mentally castrated yourself by being content with your subpar condition because at least you're not a tranny.
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>>18289035
>This shit won't make you any less fat and dyel, obesoid.
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT
>The irony is that you've mentally castrated yourself by being content with your subpar condition because at least you're not a tranny.
You are though, not only does the data lean that way, but you clearly post like one.
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>>18289039
It's funny how right I was. You'll never improve your lot in life because whenever it's time to do something uncomfortable, you'll say that you don't have to because at least you're not a tranny.
Pretty funny stunlock.
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>>18289050
>It's funny how right I was.
About what? You said I "cooked up" lies then backed away when I presented stats and data.
>You'll never improve your lot in life because whenever it's time to do something uncomfortable, you'll say that you don't have to because at least you're not a tranny.
r/tranny post right here. SAD
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>>18289055
See how you're still coping with your fatness and overall lack of fitness by talking about trannies.
I propose a challenge. Whenever you start thinking about trannies, get up on a pull up bar and try doing as many scapular shrugs as you can. Soon enough you might even be able to do a pull up.
Bet you won't do it lol.
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>>18289063
>See how you're still coping with your fatness and overall lack of fitness by talking about trannies.
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT
> Whenever you start thinking about trannies, get up on a pull up bar and try doing as many scapular shrugs as you can. Soon enough you might even be able to do a pull up.
Bet you won't do it lol.
I have a challenge, just address the stats and data that I posted.
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>>18289066
The stats say that at least you're statistically less likely to be a tranny, which means that you don't have to do the scapular shrugs and can stay fat and weak.
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>>18289069
>The stats say that at least you're statistically less likely to be a tranny,
It says you are most likely to be one.
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>>18289071
Really? The stats say that there's a more than 50% probability that I'm a tranny? Which stats are that?
Anyway you really should do those scapular shrugs, you fat piece of lard. But you won't, and that's what makes this so entertaining.
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>>18289073
>Really? The stats say that there's a more than 50% probability that I'm a tranny? Which stats are that?
As I posted
>atheists 72% voted Kamala (the troon lover)
>atheists #1 group to support tranny shit according to PEW
If you aren't a tranny, you are the very least a firm believer and fighter for them. You own at least one of these shirts at the very least.
>Anyway you really should do those scapular shrugs, you fat piece of lard. But you won't, and that's what makes this so entertaining.
IF IT KEEP REPEATING IT.
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>>18289077
I'm not even American lol. You, being an American, are far more likely to both be a tranny and to be morbidly obese than me.
But it's okay. As long as you keep talking about trannies and repeating "IF IT KEEP REPEATING IT.", you won't have to do those scapular shrugs and can be at peace with your decrepit physical condition.
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>>18289080
>I'm not even American lol.
Sure thing. You only revealing this now proves what a liar you are. If you're from Europe you're probably a brown immigrant.
> repeating "IF IT KEEP REPEATING IT.",
So you're annoyed with me for REPEATING something? You have zero self awareness. Typical atheist.
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>>18289085
>You only revealing this now
You never asked lol. I'm a slav.
>So you're annoyed with me for REPEATING something?
I'm not annoyed, I'm entertained by the fact that your coping mechanism with being obese is repeating some mantra to a stranger on the internet.
Now go and do fifty push ups, piggy.
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>>18289090
>You never asked lol.
But I posted shit early on about atheists being Kamala voters and you said NOTHING. More reddit deflection.
>I'm a slav.
Even worse.
>I'm not annoyed
Sure thing.
> I'm entertained by the fact that your coping mechanism with being obese is repeating some mantra to a stranger on the internet.
So you repeating "you're obese" to a stranger on the internet is logical, but me repeating "IF I KEEP REPEATING IT" to a stranger on the internet is entertaining? Again, no self awareness.
>Now go and do fifty push ups, piggy.
This guy looks like he has slav DNA >>18288831
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The truly vile stuff you can just confess to Jesus Christ directly:

1 John 1:7-9
King James Version
7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Hebrews 2:17
King James Version
17 Wherefore in all things it behoved him to be made like unto his brethren, that he might be a merciful and faithful high priest in things pertaining to God, to make reconciliation for the sins of the people.

Hebrews 7:22-28
King James Version
22 By so much was Jesus made a surety of a better testament.

23 And they truly were many priests, because they were not suffered to continue by reason of death:

24 But this man, because he continueth ever, hath an unchangeable priesthood.

25 Wherefore he is able also to save them to the uttermost that come unto God by him, seeing he ever liveth to make intercession for them.

26 For such an high priest became us, who is holy, harmless, undefiled, separate from sinners, and made higher than the heavens;

27 Who needeth not daily, as those high priests, to offer up sacrifice, first for his own sins, and then for the people's: for this he did once, when he offered up himself.

28 For the law maketh men high priests which have infirmity; but the word of the oath, which was since the law, maketh the Son, who is consecrated for evermore.
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>>18289096
>But I posted shit early on about atheists being Kamala voters and you said NOTHING.
Yeah because I dgaf about your statistics to begin with lmao.
>So you repeating "you're obese" to a stranger on the internet is logical, but me repeating "IF I KEEP REPEATING IT" to a stranger on the internet is entertaining?
Thing is, you are actually unfit and the "IF I KEEP REPEATING" shit is actually a cope. That's what makes it entertaining. You can't argue your way out of being fat.
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>>18289103
>Yeah because I dgaf about your statistics to begin with lmao.
Uh, then why did you care the 2nd time I posted them? >>18289080
You: I'm not even American
>Thing is, you are actually unfit and the "IF I KEEP REPEATING" shit is actually a cope.
Says the brown slav.
>That's what makes it entertaining.
It's entertaining to me that you think being a slav puts you above brown euros.
>You can't argue your way out of being fat.
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT
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>>18289100

It's not like He doesn't already know this stuff, He's seen horrors you can't imagine. Jesus has to judge to judge Aztec high priests with a written record someday (Revelation 20:12)

Revelation 20:12-14
King James Version
12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2020%3A12-14&version=KJV

Confessing it is how you get rid of it:

Colossians 2:13-15
King James Version
13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;

14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

15 And having spoiled principalities and powers, he made a shew of them openly, triumphing over them in it.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Colossians%202%3A13%2D15&version=KJV
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>>18289106
>Uh, then why did you care the 2nd time I posted them?
Because it was funny to blow up one of your copes after all the time and effort you invested into it.
At the end of the day, you'll still be fat, so for me this was just casual entertainment with no real stakes. Enjoy the rest of your fat life, I hope it'll be worth the weight!
(btw I bet you won't dare say that you're not fat)
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>>18289115
>Because it was funny to blow up one of your copes after all the time and effort you invested into it.
PURE. REDDIT. And to you a "cope" is legit stats and data?
>after all the time and effort you invested into it.
Took me all of 20 seconds to search. You aren't operating in reality.
>At the end of the day, you'll still be fat,
Nope. But you will be a brown slav. Oh, you're not? POST HAND (see how dumb I sound when I say it? You sound just as dumb).
>(btw I bet you won't dare say that you're not fat)
I'm not. And I'm not brown. And I'm not a tranny lover. So I'm 3 up on you.
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>>18289120
Fat nerdrage. It'll never get better because you'll never work out and fix your diet lol.
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>>18289127
>Fat nerdrage. It'll never get better because you'll never work out and fix your diet lol.
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT.
The brown slav thinks he's better than anyone else. Now THAT'S entertainment.
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>>18289130
>*wheeze wheeze* IF I KEEP REPEATING IT.
>*buuuuuurp* The brown slav thinks he's better than anyone else. Now THAT'S entertainment.
Still no scapular shrugs. One step closer towards an XXL coffin.
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>>18288157
>but I think it doesn't count unless a priest absolves you

I've got good news, Anon.

Hebrews 3:1
King James Version
3 Wherefore, holy brethren, partakers of the heavenly calling, consider the Apostle and High Priest of our profession, Christ Jesus;

Hebrews 4:14-16
King James Version
14 Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our profession.

15 For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.

16 Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.
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>>18288157
least demented protshit convert
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>>18289133
>>*wheeze wheeze* IF I KEEP REPEATING IT.
>>*buuuuuurp* The brown slav thinks he's better than anyone else. Now THAT'S entertainment.
Oh boy
You: I WILL POINT OUT THAT HE IS FAT
also you: WHAT? HE'S POINTING OUT THAT I'M A BROWN SLAV AFTER I TOLD HIM AS MUCH?
No. Self. Awareness.
>Still no scapular shrugs.
Still no posted pic proving that you aren't brown.
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>>18289141
Obese anon... I don't actually care what you say about me, lol. It won't change the fact that you can't even do a single pull up due to your considerable girth combined with a subpar musculature.
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>>18289144
>Obese anon
Brown anon.
> I don't actually care what you say about me, lol.
People who don't care don't make statements like this.
> won't change the fact that you can't even do a single pull up due to your considerable girth combined with a subpar musculature.
IF I KEEP REPEATING IT
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>>18289145
I don't care about you saying that I care either. In fact, I enjoy all these things you say about me because they're part of the coping mechanism that prevents you from improving your lot in life by making you comfortable with your shortcomings. That's why you'll never do those scapular shrugs.
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>>18289153
>I don't care about you saying that I care either.
Again, people that believe this don't make statements about it.
>all this reddit tranny insanity
SAD
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>>18289155
...and that's why you don't have to do those scapular shrugs and why you'll never be fit! I'll keep giving you ammo that you can use to justify your shit physique and you'll gladly keep using it to avoid physical exercise.
So much fun.
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>>18289160
>...and that's why you don't have to do those scapular shrugs and why you'll never be fit! I'll keep giving you ammo that you can use to justify your shit physique and you'll gladly keep using it to avoid physical exercise.
All this reddit tranny delusion.
>So much fun.
So much brown.
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>>18289161
Umm ameribro you're actually statistically more likely to be brown, obese AND transgender lmao.
Stay fat.
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>>18289163
>Umm ameribro you're actually statistically more likely to be brown, obese AND transgender lmao
Wrong on all fronts. You said you were a slav, and tons of browns have been dumped into Europe. Euro obesity is on the rise. And lots of atheists are trannies.
Again, you just ignore stats and data.
Stay brown



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