>In 44 AD, during a Passover celebration in Jerusalem, a Roman soldier reportedly stood on a wall overlooking the Jewish Temple, turned around, bent over, and farted in the faces of the worshippers while making "indecent" sounds. >The crowd was so enraged by this "blasphemous" act that they began stoning the soldiers. A riot broke out, Roman reinforcements were called in, and the resulting stampede and violence led to the deaths of an estimated 10,000 people.
>In 569 BC, an Egyptian general named Amasis was leading a rebellion against Pharaoh Apries. When the Pharaoh sent a messenger to order him to return, Amasis responded by raising his bottom, farting in the messenger's general direction, and telling him to "carry that back to the King". This insult escalated the conflict, eventually leading to Amasis becoming the new Pharaoh.
>The leader of the Protestant Reformation, Martin Luther, was famously vocal about his flatulence. He claimed to regularly use gas as a weapon against spiritual temptation, famously stating: "I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away". He believed that because the devil was a proud spirit, he could not stand being treated with such "earthy" contempt.
>In the 12th century, Roland le Pétour served as a court jester to King Henry II of England. He was so favored for his specific talent—ending a performance with "one jump, one whistle, and one fart"—that the King granted him Hemmingstone Manor and 30 acres of land for his services.
>According to the 17th-century writer John Aubrey, Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, accidentally farted while making a deep bow to Queen Elizabeth I. He was so mortified that he left England for seven years. When he finally returned, the Queen greeted him by saying, "My Lord, I had forgot the fart".
>>18292749Why do people celebrate the romans defeating the jews? The romans defeating and scattering them from israel was the root cause for why jews even are in other countries.
>>18292770Because they're based?
>>18292770damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>18292770Hadrian is simultaneously my favorite and most hated emperor On one hand:>90% of kike population dead and the other 10% scattered across the 4 winds is basedOn the other hand:>the retard should’ve finished the fucking job instead of ordering fresh seafood deep inland.
