Rank them by your preferred metric.
>>18326187Sexiness5,2,6,4,1,3
>>18326187Wife number one he divorced was perfect. She’s frequently never mentioned because of how boring she is. She never cheated on him or get beheaded or anything. She just wasn’t compatible so they separated.
>>18326187none of them were lookers if i'm being honest
>>18326187all of them have hairy beavers so I name all of them
>>18326187Anne of Cleves mogs
>>18326187Catherine of Aragon & Anne of Cleves were the best choices as Queen. Catherine was beloved by the people, had the lineage, and won a crushing victory over the Scottish while Henry messed around in France. Anne would've come into her own as she acclimatised & the English would've liked a funny foreigner. Catherine Howard was the worst choice, but also the most sympathetic as she was groomed and molested as a child and had 0 business ever being Queen, which lead to her getting the chop at 19.
>>18326187Annie of cleves was my favorite because she was gentle female autist.
>>18326187Jane Seymour was the best because she provided with a male heir.
>>18326479Yeah, makes me question Henry because she looks prime. Those prottie bitches look flat ass and chested. They were probably into butt stuff which Anne wasn't.
