/his/ - >"I was promised dancing boys, anon. Where are my - History & Humanities

Anonymous

02/05/26(Thu)19:19:18 No.18330905

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Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:19:18 No.18330905 Archived

>"I was promised dancing boys, anon. Where are my dancing boys?"
How do you escape this scenario without being beheaded by one of the sublime porte's eunuchs, /his/?

Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8
02/05/26(Thu)19:22:27 No.18330906

Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 02/05/26(Thu)19:22:27 No.18330906

>>18330905
Just give him the dancing boys

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:24:53 No.18330909

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:24:53 No.18330909

>>18330906
But you don't possess any dancing boys. If you did you wouldn't be in this situation

Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8
02/05/26(Thu)19:28:30 No.18330916

Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 02/05/26(Thu)19:28:30 No.18330916

>>18330909
Just go rent some from a neighbouring village

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:35:15 No.18330922

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:35:15 No.18330922

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>>18330909
They also like beardless donkey boys

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:44:13 No.18330927

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:44:13 No.18330927

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>>18330922
Yallah I loved them both. Why did Allah make this world difficult with his tests.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:40:31 No.18331128

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:40:31 No.18331128

>>18330905
"I offer you the finest boy of all, my liege" and begin dancing.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:57:30 No.18331141

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:57:30 No.18331141

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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)00:03:28 No.18331183

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)00:03:28 No.18331183

>>18331128
>Dances like an expert experienced beardless dancing boy
>Caliph impressed and ready to mate takes off her veil it's a beardless donkey boy face
What will be her faith? (orgy 1001 night music)