>>18339189What are some of Alexander's parables? Surely his great teachings were written down?
>>18339189A Religion centered around Alexander the Great would just be white Islam
>>18339189Alexander did larp as divinity. Both of his parents families claim descent from Hercules and Achilles. His hot mother told him he was a god too and he began to welcome his subjects prostrating themselves for him
>>18339189>Alexander the Great spared Jerusalem and bowed to the High Priest, often identified as Jaddua (or Simeon the Just), after recognizing him from a dream that promised victory in Asia.
>>18339189Don't forget that Christcucks destroyed his mausoleum in Alexandria because they were jealous of his glory
>>18339189Jesus proclaimed himself to be divine.
>>18339189>if a man takes your shirt, give him your coat as wellWait how did he take off my shirt without taking off my coat first?
>>18339189you forgot Jesus>upon his departure his disciples left to spread his teachings to the entire world even at the cost of their own lives Alexander >upon his death said "the strongest can have my empire lel" and his faggot generals tore everything he had built over his lifetime apart trying to prove they deserved to rule which had the greater legacy the man who burned brightly then fell to ash or the man who burned infinitely brighter after his supposed death
>>18340314Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates.>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistesThere's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
>>18340311Tbf Alexander destroyed one of the Persian capitals so what goes around comes around
>>18340314>Jesus proclaimed himself to be divine.Only in John, you would think that Matthew, Mark, and Luke would have mentioned this important detail.
>>18340592Even in that sense, context is important. He did not say "I am God", he said "something something sheep, you cannot take the sheep out of my father's hand, something something, you cannot take the sheep out of my hand. I and the Father are one (in this matter of holding our followers)"
>>18340599You would have thought M,M, and L would have mentioned “I and the Father are One”
>>18340599Jesus said that you cannot be his follower if you don't hate your own family. He puts himself above the command "love thy neighbour as yourself", and the only command above that is to love God. Jesus also accepted praise and worship from his disciples, after the miracle at the sea when he commanded the storm to cease. He very clearly asserted himself as divine, for it would be quite blasphemous for a mere mortal Jew to do such a thing.Both of those events are recorded in the synoptic gospels.
>>18339189The Jewish God is a Donkey>Alexandria was a central location in the formation of early Christianity and, more specifically, Gnostic Christianity. It was the crossroads of Egyptian, Greek, Roman, and Jewish culture. Of course, Jews would often boast about how great their god was and tell stories of how he turned the Nile red with blood, cast darkness over Egypt, and killed every first born Egyptian son. Naturally, the Egyptians would react to this and equate YHWH with Set, who was their donkey-headed god of evil and darkness. The Greeks of course equated Set with Typhon, and thus they equated YHWH with Typhon. Among the early Christian sects that were growing in Alexandria, this view caught on. There was even an early non-canonical gospel called The Gospel of the Birth of Mary that stated that Zacharius, father of John the Baptist, was killed by the Jews in the temple after discovering that YHWH was a donkey. Early Christians believed that the reason Jewish priests rang little bells before entering the Holy of the Holies was to let YHWH know to change his donkey form before the priest enteredhttps://pt.b-ok.lat/book/22234511/59b828https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyksoshttps://sites.google.com/site/ebreicredentiingesu/Home/hyksos-are-jewshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osarsephhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onolatryhttps://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/2027-ass-worshiphttp://commonpaine.blogspot.com/2012/09/donkey-god.html?m=1http://www.joanlansberry.com/setfind/sethgnos.pdfhttps://youtu.be/4jo02qdMqMghttps://youtu.be/mjpK2G7jkH0https://youtu.be/PzkoYsQF0CM
>>18340807>The Ebers Papyrus (c. 1550 BC) describes the followers of Set (Seth) as red haired and fair skinned (cf. Beiträge zur Ältesten Geschichte Ägyptens, 1903, p. 127; Wainright, 1938, p. 31)>A papyrus dating to the 13th century BC (Dynasty XIX) describes the ”followers of Seth” as redheads (Hieratic Papyri in the British Museum, Third Series, i, Text, pp. 10, 20, 21)>A fragment from the Dream Book of Papyrus Chester Beatty III describes Seth as red haired (quoted in The Ancient Egyptians, Adolf Erman, 1978, p. xv)>In the ”Festival Songs of Isis and Nephyths” the followers of Seth are called the ”red ones” after their red hair (Bremner-Rhind P. I, 5, 1 cf. Faulkner, HEA 22, 125, 135)>Diodorus Siculus (1st century BC) describes Typhon (Set) as red-haired (i. 88. 5)>Plutarch (1st century AD) notes that Typhon (Set) had red hair (De Iside et Osiride, 362. xxx)>Petrie in his Religion and Conscience in Ancient Egypt (1898) notes ”That Set belongs to the Libyans or Westerns is probable, because he is considered to have red hair and a white skin.” (p. 32)>Margaret Bunsen in her Encylopedia of Ancient Egypt (2002) notes that the followers of Seth ”were called ‘the red ones’ because they supposedly had red faces and red hair” (p. 139)
>>18340810>Red hair is also found amongst the Ashkenazi Jewish populations. In 1903, 5.6% of Polish Jews had red hair. Other studies have found that 3.69% of Jewish women overall were found to have red hair, but around 10.9% of all Jewish men have red beards. In European culture, before the 20th century, red hair was often seen as a stereotypically Jewish trait: during the Spanish Inquisition, all those with red hair were identified as Jewish. In Italy, red hair was associated with Italian Jews, and Judas was traditionally depicted as red-haired in Italian and Spanish art. The stereotype that red hair is Jewish remains in parts of Eastern Europe and Russia>Montague Summers, in his translation of the Malleus Maleficarum, notes that red hair and green eyes were thought to be the sign of a witch, a werewolf or a vampire during the Middle Ages;>Those whose hair is red, of a certain peculiar shade, are unmistakably vampires. It is significant that in ancient Egypt, as Manetho tells us, human sacrifices were offered at the grave of Osiris, and the victims were red-haired men who were burned, their ashes being scattered far and wide by winnowing-fans. It is held by some authorities that this was done to fertilize the fields and produce a bounteous harvest, red-hair symbolizing the golden wealth of the corn. But these men were called Typhonians, and were representatives not of Osiris but of his evil rival Typhon, whose hair was red
>>18339219That sounds awesome
>>18339189So in other words, a slightly lower rate of red hair than European populations.
>>18341130>That makes no sense at all. Unless you're trying to sneak your way in somewhere, or trying to win over the Muslims.Why does it make no sense at all? Alexander was successful, Muhammad was successful. Many cities were names Alexandria, and Muhammad is the most common name in the world. Both conquered the middle east. Neither was crucified> I'd rather you spend your efforts trying to get them to embrace Zoroastrianism instead because of Mithras.Because you don't consider Zoroastrianism a threat?I'm not the anon you replied to BTW. Incidentally I am Muslim, unlucky for you
>>18339219Alexander wasn't white you scumnat lmao.
>>18341724You think that's Alexander?
>>18339189Because he wasn't one.>>18339219Makes no sense.
>>18339189The Ptolemies did this.
>>18339319This. Supposably he was told by an Oracle that he was the son of Ammon-Zeus at the Siwa Oasis.
>>18339200>What are some of Alexander's parables?He was so great he didn't need parables. His actions spoke for themselves. >Surely his great teachings were written down?They were. >>18341724>>18342746Jewish lies>>18339219No it wouldn't. It would just be Hellenistic religion.
>>18342944>Those are too superficial a connection for it to mean anything.Retard cope. You are clearly in damage control mode. Now you can start redefining normal words until they mean their own opposite, so you can protect the scapegoat that carries your sins>You need more than that to be able to concoct something and you haven't got that.Lol triggered. You connect Jesus with a scapegoat even though Jesus died on a cross and scapegoats don't get crucified
>>18339189Alexander's life is a teaching on downfall thru hubris and degeneracy. He had everything given to him on a silver plate, and after fucking shit up for the world, he couldnt survive his own idiocy. The people who idolize him are painfully ignorant, or niggers with an inferiority complex.>>18339219Not even white, but definitely close to islam.
>>183391891. Alexander was a greedy man;2. Jesus (Isa) is not the Creator. he is the creation. BIG DIFFERENCE.
>>18343194>downfall thru hubris and degeneracyWhat downfall ?
>>18343945>IsaMay Mohammed boil in pig shit for all eternity along all of his followers
>>18343959it is Jesus' real name. I know atheists hate it, fuck fuck 'em
>>18343194>>18343957jewish lies, dont fall for it
>>18339189Alexander the great bowed down before the Jewish high priest. It says so in the book of Josephus.
>>18343959And then you say it's Muslims that hate you
>>18344001>some Jewish guy wrote that a great man totally bowed down to some JewWow, what a great source, totally unbiased!If you believe everything everyone says about their in group, you will believe a lot of absurdities.
>>18344097He bowed and he spared Jerusalem. He destroyed all surrounding cities and nations but spared Jerusalem.
>>18339200Just read Aristotle his teacher
>>18344106yeah, believe your silly stories anon. As long as you're not harming anyone it's fine to be mentally ill.
>>18344129You're a woman.
>>18343967No his original name was Yeshua.
>>18344189So why don't you call him that? Who the hell is "Jesus"?Oh right. It's OK for you to butcher names, but it's not OK for the big bad Muslims to translate a semitic name into their own semitic language
>>18340592John, the beloved disciple, was given the esoteric teaching, along with a couple others. Peter famously seethed and malded that he was left out of these sessions.
>>18344001He was tutored by Aristotle, met and admired Diogenes, and brought buddhists and hindus in to debate religion when he was in India. He was interested in spiritual matters, but a lot more interested in worldly matters (wine, women, and war).
>>18344189nope. his real name wasn't Yeshua like the atheists claim
>>18344908It'll never stop being funny seeing muslims being absolute, mass murdering cancer for Christendom for 14 centuries, but somehow trying to be friendly, and saying that the jews are the real bullies.I don't think i've ever met a slimier, more dishonest religion.
>>18344908The fact that you would put such gross crap on the internet essentially proves you are a dirty Jew yourself. You shouldn't go on a forum like this if you are likely to get exposed as a kike
>>18345202Keep projecting, crosscuck
>>18345203>such gross crapWhat's gross in the image to you?
but jesus was not "abandoned by his disciples", he had to tell them to back off because they were about to get themselves killed defending him why can anti-christians do nothing but lie and misrepresent with these infographs? why cant they just state the truth if their position is stronger?
>Did not claim divinityWhat? Yes he fucking did, he claimed he was the son of the Egyptian god Amun and rebuilt Egyptian temples everywhere to legitimize himself there. This is something anyone with even basic knowledge of Alexander should know, it's in his fucking wikipedia article for gods sake. If you know this little about the subject in question don't make a fucking thread about it
>>18345541You seem upset. Did Alexander command people to worship him?Your religion says we are all sons of God
>>18345560>Did Alexander command people to worship him?Yes retard, Egyptian tradition demanded they be ruled by a Pharaoh, a divine god king who would be worshipped by the people. The whole point of him proclaiming divinity was to establish himself as a proper Pharaoh instead of another foreign conqueror, ie someone who was deserving of worship and true loyalty rather than simple obedience. >Your religion says we are all sons of GodI'm not even Christian dude
the state benefits from abuse slave morality christ cult provides than the great man archetypeprodigies and freethinkers make the elites nervous
>>18345541>>18345560>>18345563lmao btfo
>>18345202Projection
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>>18343957>>18343975>His empire is a meme and so shit that it immediately collapses on his death>His generals chimpout against each other>They also ensure that his wives and children are all killed and his entire dynasty wiped out>No one gave a fuck about his dreams and just went along with their gayreek shit as usual>His corpse got fucked and then lost somewhere >Only worshipped by retards in the same sense that idiots today worship shitler and shitalinKikes don't even need to make up lies, you illiterate subhuman.
>>18339200The best way to endear yourself to your soldiers is by showing that you are willing to endure the same suffering as them.
>>18344985The high priest showed him the book of Daniel where it was prophecied that Alexander would conquer Persia.
>>18339319>>18342941Well, he really proved it to himself and the world, didn't he?
>>18345836But Alexander isn't at fault of any of that, he was assasinated just shortly after conquering by his greedy generals who turned the empire into dust with their incompetence. Humanity didn't deserve a being like Alexander, and it showed