To the sigmas of Rome, I say that this goofy ahh Senate have been capping, not just now but for since the days of Romulus himself. A few of you may remember when they proclaimed, 'There shall be no Verres Tributum under the consulship I lead.' They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap endlessly about the Pax Romana as if it were their doing, yet the grain dole grows smaller, and the aqueducts run dry. Just put the harvest in the sacculo, lil fra. They tell us they're 'locked in' on securing the empire's borders. They must have brainrot from too many days at the gladiatorial games and forgot their plans to ban conscription for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about seeing Julius Caesar or catching a dub with the bros in Gaul. Chat, is this Consul serious? Even though he's the Consul of Rome sometimes it feels like he's the Dictator of Sardania! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut funding to Gyatt pensions to Roman Veterans. The decision the electors will be making in a few months time will be between a mid Senate, a dogwater opposition, or a Tribune who will mog both of them. Though some of you plebs cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Rome for a Senate with more aura, Skibidi!
>>18364908Hear, hear
