Jesus won.
>>18385496Jesus is a false prophet boiling in excrement for eternity. Read the Talmud.
When is he coming back?
For us christians to suffer and get through this life suffering for a chance to win
>>18385511Soon
>>18385506This.
Christkikes tongue my anus.
>>18385496We all lost.
>>18385496Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates.>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistesThere's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
Jews still seething LMAO
>entire point of a crucifixion is a undignified, humiliating death for passerbys to gawk at your corpse rotting>here’s a prime mountain side tomb guarded by Roman soldiers Really, huh?
>>18385767>underage disciplesRegarding them, not uncommon since Jesus was seen as a Rabbi and thus they were his teenage students.No mention of eros is used in the NT, all of it refers to agape, the same kind of love implied in "for God so loved the world". Any translation that does not see this and instead interprets leistes and haima in a sexual context is a gross misinterpretation.>naked boyIt only appears in Mark. The interpretation is that the boy is young Mark himself, and is likely a case of self-insertion by the author to make the text be more legitimate.
>>18385506FPBP
>>18385496That was obviousSatan lost when he failed to tempt Christ for the last time, before the Crucifixion
>>18385506>>18385523>>18386102
>>18386109Based rabbis
>>18385807they are cursed to seeth eternally
>>18386110>t. foreskin muncherthey're sick in the head you idiot
>>18386115You're sick in the head goy
>>18386120I'm not the one mutilating babies you lying rat
>>18386131Enjoy smegma
>>18386167>t. brain damaged mohel victimI feel sorry for (you)and fyi I shower regularly unlike your filthy race that smells almost as bad as jeets
>>18385496His teaching was misunderstood by his disciples and then falsified by Paul. Hardly winning.>>18385506The Talmud iirc doesn't actually say that much about Jesus. He gets at best ten to twenty mentions in a more than five thousand page text. That boiling in excrement passage is just a passing remark in the wider context of the Onkelos story. And in that context Jesus just represents Jewish heretics in general, being presumably the most famous one. Rather than just Jesus Christ, the Christian character. In that same story Balaam is boiling in semen and Titus is being tortured, too.
>>18386172>falsified by Paulcope t*lmudist
>>18386170Why are you smelling jews and jeets lmao
>>18386175Paul was a Pharisee though. He's the Jewiest Jew to ever walk the face of the Earth.
>>18386109>racism :)>racism jews >:(
>>18386233I am aware on who Saul of Tarsus was
>>18385506Trvth Nvke
>>18386233Jews were just born into different groups. Being a Pharisee doesn't mean that much, especially when he was wandering around the empire spreading heresies before getting arrested in Jerusalem for doing so.
>>18386175
>>18385863>here’s a prime mountain side tomb guarded by Roman soldiersthe tomb was provided by one of his wealthy followers and the guards were requested by the sanhedrin because the jews believed the disciples would take his body and claim the resurrection had happenedyou don’t even have to believe any of this is historic to acknowledge that’s how the narrative goes
>>18386308So you are telling me that resurrection forgeries were already commonplace by the time of his death. But this one was definitely real.
>>18386305Possible the strongest evidence for Paul being the turbo-pharisee arch-rabbi Acts paints him as. Though technically the Midrash was written a century or two after his epistles. So I guess this is just evidence that the legend existed before the destruction of the second temple.
>>18386305>>18386329>the strongest evidence for Paul being the turbo-pharisee arch-rabbi Acts paints him as is one of the pastoral letters, the set most suspected of being later forgeriesMaybe their author was even late enough to have read the midrash, since Marcion didn't include them in his canon and it isn't clear whether that's because he rejected them or because he wasn't aware of them.
>>18386386https://theses.ubn.ru.nl/items/b7aad4dd-a038-4e2d-bf76-f0e1c60bf256
>>18385506Based
>>18385496>The literal CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE for some reason needed to take a human form so he can take his own punishment that was meant for us to appease God (who is him) and now free himself from having to send some people thereDo people actually believe this shit? God has to make a fucking loophole? Why couldn't he just..... Not send people to hell? This is the equivalent of Jews extending a wire around downtown Manhattan so that the entire area is technically "inside"
>>18385496Jesus, the man the rich preachBecause the church is poor Or televangelists
>>18386388This image is a lie btw as all believing scholarship disputes the removal of 1 and 2 Timothy from the Pauline corpus
>>18386386>Marcion didn't include them in his canonSource?
>>18385506*farts on your talmud*Ahah... oops... lol... oh!... here it comes... ughhhhhhhh BBBBRRRRRAPPPPPPPPFPFFFFFFFFFPPPLLLLLLLRRRTRLLLRTTRPPPFPFPFRPTT UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH PPRRRRRRRRFFLLLLFLLFLLLL UH OH... shtinky.......
>>18386694>believing scholarship
>>18386172>jesus isn't the only heretic.This doesnt make me feel better about it.
>>18385767This sounds like Dr. Ammon Hillman
>>18386701From a quick search I found that around 208 AD Tertullian says sohttps://www.newadvent.org/fathers/03125.htm>I wonder, however, when he received (into his Apostolicon) this letter which was written but to one man [Philemon], that he rejected the two epistles to Timothy and the one to Titus, which all treat of ecclesiastical discipline.And around 375 Epiphanius still said they were excluded from Marcion's canon.https://www.orcuttchristian.org/Panarion%20Epiphanius%20COMPLETE.pdf (From page 302)>He also possesses ten Epistles of the holy apostle, the only ones he uses, but not all that is written in them. He deletes some parts of them, and has altered certain sections. He uses these two volumes (of the Bible) but has composed other treatises himself for the persons he has deceived. Here are what he calls Epistles: 1. Galatians. 2. Corinthians. 3. Second Corinthians. 4. Romans. 5. Thessalonians. 6. Second Thessalonians. 7. Ephesians. 8. Colossians. 9. Philemon. 10. Philippians. He also has parts of the so-called Epistle to the Laodiceans.(Of course the heresiologists are obligated to say that all the heretics are filthy liars, so the only reason their canon could be different from the orthodox one is because they actively rejected the orthodox books and/or edited them, but in the absence of their own statements on the topic, just how far that's true shouldn't be taken for granted.)
>>18386172>The Talmud iirc doesn't actually say that much about Jesus. He gets at best ten to twenty mentions in a more than five thousand page text. That boiling in excrement passage is just a passing remark in the wider context of the Onkelos story. And in that context Jesus just represents Jewish heretics in general, being presumably the most famous one. Rather than just Jesus Christ, the Christian character. In that same story Balaam is boiling in semen and Titus is being tortured, too.So the Talmud does indeed claim that Jesus is punished by boiling excrement? You just try to downplay it by saying that they didn't emphasize it too much?
>>18385496In the year 2033, when the "city-destroying" asteroid discovered in 2024 strikes the Moon, the Second Coming of the Lord will begin.
>>18386883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVM4fWrPSI
>>18386533https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773366751650938.mp4
>>18386780Well it's not meant to. I just wanted to clarify lest people get the idea that the Talmud talks about Jesus at length.>>18386850I never said it didn't? I am just saying that is not the main feature of the story. The story isn't about Jesus, he just appears for a line or two, while boiling in excrement.
>>18386305>Paul copied from the talmud 400 years before the Persians wrote it o aglolmao heebs are getting desperate and therefore more retarded>muh oral tradition goyimthe only oral here is the many blowjobs your rabbis gave to the Shahanshah so he could hide the rats from Rome's rightful wrath
>>18387306Kek that and your mohel Paul's mouth on Timothy's cock
>>18387344Well Timothy was sent to the circumcised jews, was he not?Paul did not advocate circumcision for the Gentiles, and he said that even for jews it means nothing if they don't believe in ChristAlso there was no 'moheling' at the time. That's a later talmudic invention and disgusting as well You can scurry back to your tunnel now, the air raid is starting soon
>>18387361>W-wellLmao fucking retard
>>18387368>cherrypicked verse out of context contradicted by your own imagelmao here, analyze picrel since you pretend to be an expert in Biblical exegesis I gave you the plainest current English version, because I know you're not smart enough to understand anything else
>>18387374>b-but MY mohel didn't like the other mohels!Hahahaha what a dumb nigger baboon holy shit
>>18387380>can't deliver>kvetcheshere's another one for you moshitake it back to your rat tunnel and study it thoroughly now off you go, before the first missiles land
>>18387386>stopped posting about his mohel Oh no no no no
>>18387388>can't deliver>still kvetches moshi I can post all day but it would be pearls before swineI clocked (you) right away, and now I am getting quite bored of your inbred retardation >mohelhistorically wrong, as I already explained. Dumb mutilated rat, learn your own history before opening your matzo hole
>>18387396>moshi I can suck my mohel's cock all dayI'm sure you can lmao
>>18387404>t. retarded heeb is jealous of my intact penis go sit on a well lubed menorah. you will feel better
>>183874091 Samuel 17:36Your servant has killed both the lion and the bear; this uncircumcised Philistine will be like one of them, because he has defied the armies of the living God
>>18387409>my intact penisProof?
>>18386533>>18387038https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773438926191947.webm
>>18385496You worship a middle eastern jew
>>18385511In just two more weeks
>>18385496>claim Jesus rose from the dead>Roman guards who were there say it never happened>desciples cope and accuse the guards of being paid offIt's funny how after 2000 years so little has changed.
>>18386131Oh, so the baby dick sucking after circumcision is just a way to get adrenochrome?
>>18386109I literally can't find anything objectionable here from a right-wing perspective.
>>18388470Anti-zionism involves declaring countries founded on settler-colonialists as illegitimate and deserving of violent struggles to destroy them, and also involves frequent invokations of post-ww2 "international law" to claim said countries are not allowed to annihilate those who seek to destroy them. That is anti-zionism, make of that what you will.
>>18388470rules for thee but not for me
>>18388502is a right-wing principle.
>>18386514The ultra-orthodox jewish enclave in nyc is in brooklyn, not manhattan.
>>18386109Aharon Leib Shteinman was actually the most respected rabbi at that time.
>>18385496Around 29% of the world are Christians. We have a long way to go.
>>18388812>Around 29% of the world are ChristiansDoes that include Catholics?
>>18388812The future of christians seems to becoming nigger worshippers.
>>18389263Yes.
>>18385496Source?
>>18389515some schizo wrote it in a book, now people believe it
>>18388812you haven't even been successful with yourselves fuck off
>>18385506>oy vey iz mier! the audacity of these gentiles! claiming christ redeemed us all implying hebrews ain't nothing special>REEEE NAIL HIM TO A CROSS, BOIL HIM IN EXCREMENT, YEAH KILLEM2000 years on and Jesus still makes them seethe
>>183900132000 years on and Jesus still hasn't come back
>>18385767The Herods and Pharisees wanted to take over the previous lands of Egypt, so when Juba II married Glaphyra for a year under their noses and adopted Jesus to her Judahite allies in order to support her widowship of the Hasmoneans, the Herods chimped out and killed babies. Later on they thought John the Baptist was Jesus and killed him, unknowing of Jesus having been adopted into the same fanily, causing the killing of John to grant Jesus his previous title anyway.John was fearfully humble towards his alleged own cousin Jesus because Jesus was the son of Juba II whom had legitimized John as the rightful priestking of Israel while still in the stomach of Elizabeth. Juba II was the husband of Cleopatra Selene II, and thus held a higher office in the Osirian faiths than even Potifer did when renaming Josephs father into "Israel" to mark the marriage between Jacobs family and Potifers family.Juba II copied Potifer by ceremonially marrying Glaphyra and adopting Jesus to the Judahites like how Joseph and Moses had been adopted into the rulership of Egypt.Juba II was the #1 expert on everything having to do with the southern mediterranean during the reign of Augustus. Of course he would have given a shit about the historicity of the one tribe of thid region who had mythologized his own Massylii tribal heritage into their own syncretic "Messiah" mythos.Juba II did Mary & Joseph a double-edged favor by "fulfilling" their messiah-wish.It just didn't align with the Herods and Pharisees' headcanon.
>>18385496Yes he did.Jews are expecting a “Jewish World Order” which they control the world. But Jesus Christ said no, it’s going to be a Christ World Order of Christians all over the world.Catholics say no they aren’t Christian. They are Catholic. And no, Protestants aren’t representative of the only Christianity. In fact, they are christians many of them that are trying to reform Catholicism to Christianity, seeing the blasphemies and traditions of men in the church. But Baptists are still the strong man arm of God still believing in Christ without the need for Protestantism or Catholicism because they just always have been since Christ.You can still be a Christian and come out of Catholicism, but Protestants need to stop trying to ‘still remain in Catholicism, protesting Catholicism.”Most of the illegals coming into America today, and most of the world coming in are Catholic because of the Spanish Inquisition. This was when Christian’s were murdered if they would try to share the gospel if they weren’t Catholic.In Asia, God told the disciples not to go there because of their strong rejection of the gospel by the Holy Spirit. Most Mexicans in America today can’t go back to Mexico because they would be persecuted or killed if they went back.This means the ‘zones’ of murder and death and threats to sharing the gospel is what means the antichrist is scared of God and love and Jesus Christ who died to set the world free. Fear, rejection, hatred, threats, is not the right way to go about life. Shutting down communication because of your pride and fear proves the light shines in God’s Son and his believers while the forces of darkness turn off the lights and turn on the loud noises of the world and sin (and hope the devil targets those who live in righteousness).The end result is the believers end up forgiving them while those in darkness never do forgive the trespasses. They are then resurrected to remember their hatred.
>>18390341Christianity did come out of the Jews, but it won’t be a Jew World Order. And we know that the antichrist will come claiming he is Christ. But he comes as the Carnal, Fleshly Christ. And we know that the reason why the Flesh is evil stares us all right in the face if you merely look at all the lies on this site.The Bible says the World and its children lust after what they find pleasurable to the eyes, which is what Eve first found when tempted of Satan. They only care about the outward appearance, and physical attributes , or mental attributes. Not the inner Man. The World’s children Jesus called the children of Disobedience, and the children of the world or disobedience are called the children, of their father, the Devil, Satan. God is in control of the unholy trinity, if you didn’t know, everything that happens , from every number on 4chan, to the code and how your computer is operating on the electricity right now. Colors, names, and everything happening is either God’s Allowance, or His Will. Evil is called God’s Allowance. God has protective divine powers if you want them from sin, but it requires accepting Jesus Christ into your heart. It requires believing in this request, and then staying in that commitment like a marriage. Imagine you asked a woman to marry you, and she says yes, but then departs from you. Is that you with Jesus? Or are you continuing to talk to him in prayer, constantly, ever ceasingly, when you are able, and reading His Word. You either read the KJV no apocrypha and love God and His Word, and the gospel that Jesus died for you, or you Hate him, and live in darkness. It doesn’t matter if you sin and are stuck in darkness but love God, you can still be saved, as long as you keep repenting and believing. Hosea married Gomer. She was a prostitute and he was a prophet. She still gave him Jazreel. Most people won’t have to have that kind of relationship with God. It’s usually not that bad. Look to Him.
>>18390348he's dead bro
And no, Rolling on the floor and calling that the Holy Spirit for the tv isn’t Christianity. The Good Book is God’s Word and God’s Word is God’s Will.And you won’t find it telling Christians to do that.When king David hid in the caves, he wrote poetry, sang hymns, and prayed to God to please not let him die from his enemies. Goliath came from Gath, and was an enemy who started David out who God was going to make him to be. Gath were philistines. A giant who had the body of an ascended human (a man) who was blaspheming God, claiming He doesn’t exist. But God defeats every enemy, even behind a screen mocking, unbelieving, and seething.Where did the first writing come from, if China and Russia were the best, shouldn’t it have come from them? It came from Ancient Egypt, and Sumerians in Canaan. Because Ham was most cursed, and God’s People came through ancient Egypt, not China or Russia. Jews really are God’s People, but God said they can still go and burn in hell. Only by accepting Jesus Christ is anyone saved. Because they were God’s people. They got to be informed of this truth first. But anyone can join Heaven. But not if they depart their Savior and Lord unfaithfully. It’s about a faithfulness to Him, which means you can still go to hell if you have a church membership to a good church. You can’t go to hell if you got saved (asked Jesus into your heart), and sin accidentally/privately. But if you practice sin, or uninvited Jesus Christ out of your heart, you and everyone around you is going to instantly know you never got saved in the first place. That’s why it says no one can say they confess the name of Jesus Christ while in deceit. His name Is the most powerful name in Creation given to us, whereby we must be saved. Christ died that the world ‘might’ be saved.
No, Buddha didn’t write anything first. The Pharoahs did. And do you know what God did to Pharoah? He’s a mummy, and Moses took God’s people from him. Because he wasn’t God after all, like he said he was.The Jews worship the wailing wall, because they think one day the Temple is going to be rebuilt for their Jew World Order king they hope to have that lets the Jews finally rule everyone.They think this temple will justify and fix this Jew World Order.Well, no. King Solomon built the first one. From the outside of it to the inside of it, everything writes the rest of the Old Testament, and the New Testament, and Jesus Christ. The outside have the bronze columns of Boaz and Jachin. King Solomon himself wrote proverbs and Song of Solomon as king of Israel. But the Jews say they don’t trust the rest of the Bible. Only the first five books. Yet they will worship the temple wall and Israel. It’ because God blinded them to seeing it. These are facts. Ruth married Boaz, and Jachin and his family went through Egypt and into the promised land. Jachin was made into a high priest. This would mean that if Solomon had decided to make pictures on his bronze colomns on the temple, that you would see the Bible prominently displayed because Jachin would have been busy writing the Bible and studying it after writing was invented on papyrus in ancient Egypt. You would see pictures of the story of Ruth, laying at Boaz’s feet asking him if he would make her his kin. This upsets Jews because they think only Jews are descendants from Abraham. The fact is, Ruth is about spiritually becoming adopted into the family of God, that anyone can have eternal life and salvation from sin , death, and hell. Just by accepting Jesus Christ into their heart.
>>18390366>King SolomonHe very likely didn't exist and if he did exist than he was nothing more than some warlord with little power over the region. Your religion is a spook based on jewish bullshit.
>>18390687All of history is fake and made up because the science said so, I’m a woman!
>>18386099>it was normal for rabbis to hang out with teenage boys
>>18390692Still is
>>18390687
>>18390692Don't teachers usually teach young people?
>>18390889Any interaction between someone under the age of 18 and someone over the age of 18 is pedophilia, you sick freak. Yes, even between parents and children.
>>18390889>it's completely normal for a teacher to spend most of his time with teenage boys>even when they aren't in a lession and there are no other adults around>didn't teach adults even though adults would've understood divinity and shit better than a teenI don't get why jews hate Jesus when he was the model rabbi