Protestants be like>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting lifeCatholics be like>Alright, you stole $500 of goods? Your Sin Total comes 10 hail marys and a glory be (inflation, am I right?). I also recommend you pray to this figure who isn't part of the Trinity, and it's mandatory for you to have wine & crackers today
>>18388684Who's the guy that always goes around saying ?>Have fun burning>Enjoy HellIs he Catholic?
>>18388684Can't imagine kneeling and being fed a cracker like an oversized parrot
>>18388708I thought he was a KJV-only fundamental Baptist.
>>18388708Catholics are on his big list of people who are going to hell: https://www.enjoyhell.com/>>18388708
>>18388708Usually the ones going on about hell are Calvinists or one of their retarded offshoot sects.
>>18388719That site is pretty dang accurate.
Protestants be like>Time to get into this water slider to be baptized
>>18388832Protestants be like:>and after this water park ride you just be a good boy, eat white bread and drink grape juice on Sundays>Penance? Guilt? Genuine desire to repent causing guilt? What’s that? We don’t have that, just pray for a minute and you have your Heaven ticket!
>>18388851You're bad faith and generalizing, the Catholic Church literally works with demons to have you unknowingly do rituals and sacrifices for the devil Satan.
>>18388851Your decadence will not get you salvation.
>My side be like:Accurate depiction of my beliefs >Your side be like:Absolute strawman
>>18389051Nothing stated about Catholic practices in the Op is a lie, simply presented without reverence
>>18388867Heretic, enjoy burning
>>18388832>>18388851Enjoy hell
>>18388832At least they actually get baptised instead of drizzling some water on a babies head.
>>18389678>laughs in orthodox triple immersion
>>18388684Why do I feel like these guys are going to be very popular very soon? I can totally see the current crop of leftoids flocking towards their retarded ideas
>>18388708I was a KJV-only fundamental Baptist. But I've been distancing myself from Christ lately because I don't want to fight my gay desires any longer. Do note that doesn't change the truth of anything I have said, and you fags are still going to burn in Hell. Enjoy!
>>18389706HEAR HEAR THE ENJOY HELL GUY IS GAEEEEEEE!
>>18389747>get some helpAre you stupid? (Yes.)
