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So why did Churchill age so poorly compared to Bismarck?
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>>18409758
Because Churchill was a fat slob who took out exorbitant debt for alcohol and gambling, which was later paid off by "financiers" so he could get back into politics. This is all confirmed
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Alcoholism.
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>>18409758
I bet Churchal was a alcoholic too besides always smoking a cigar, alcohol drinking and tobacco smoking is very bad for your health and the older a person gets the worse those habits are on health
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Bismarck improved his health later into his life. It is for this reason he was always a chad.
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>>18409775
Bismarck famously would drink champagne for breakfast everyday
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>>18410804
Wine and champagne we works different than beer. Look up French paradox
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>>18409758
Average day for Churchill
>Breakfast: 3000 calories of fired meat and eggs, with a bottle of red wine
>Breakfast until lunch: sink another few bottles of red wine
>Lunch: about 5000 calories of roasted meat and vegetables, with vast amounts of gravy, and another few bottles of red wine
>Lunch until supper: Switch from red wine to brandy, drain several more bottles
>Supper: about 5000 calories of roasted meat and vegetables with a few more bottles of brandy
>Supper until bed: a few more bottles of brandy, because why the hell not?
It's not strange that he aged poorly OP; it's almost beyond the ability of medical science to explain why he was able to survive until the age of 90 while he was sustained by nothing but his hate.
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>>18410804
Now check up Churchill's drinking habits.
It's otherworldly.
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>>18411215
Ok maybe we are really ruled by reptilian overlords after all
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>>18409758
At the end of the day Churchill still lived longer despite being more whiskey and tobacco tar than man. Between the two of them he was clearly the superior individual, imagine if he had led a healthy lifestyle.
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>>18411239
If Churchill had done the work to maintain a healthy lifestyle he'd still be alive today, and still ranting about British politics and how much he hated the Indians on the news every night.
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>>18409758
Bismarck died aged 83, Churchill died at 90
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>>18411410
If Bismarck live up 90. He would have field day seeing Nippon steel bucked Russian militarily but he fear Anglo-Freach friendship pact.
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>>18410804
Amateur hour, Enter Churchill:

Typical Daily Consumption

Morning (07:30 - 11:00): Weak whiskey and soda ("mouthwash") while reading in bed, followed by another while working.

Lunch (13:00): Consumed with an "imperial pint" (approx. 560ml) of Pol Roger Champagne.

Afternoon (15:30): A glass of cognac or brandy.

Dinner (20:00): Another pint of Champagne, followed by port or more brandy.

Late Night (00:00 - 03:00): Further brandy or whisky while working in his study.
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>>18410811
There has to be a way to collectively poison French "people"
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>>18411239
he lived in a later generation when health care was somewhat more advanced. Bismarck lived most of his life before germ theory was even a thing.
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>>18411191
that's a normal British diet, tons of meat, grain, and booze with very little vegetables and they were doing that as far back as the Middle Ages
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>>18411853
i'm sure Bismarck's was similar, the traditional German, really, any Central European cuisine is a lot of meat, alcohol, and starch with no vegetables
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British Islanders and Slavs have an impressively high alcohol tolerance in their genetics, they can consume inhuman amounts without any major effect.
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>>18411853
>they were doing that as far back as the Middle Ages
. . . no, for everyone except the ultra-wealthy/monarchy in medieval Britain their diet would have been mostly, almost entirely, vegetable based, with meat reserved for very special occasions. That wasn't a cultural thing, it was economic.
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>>18411467
If he lived up to 90 the russo japanese war would have never happened because it was Wilhelms retardation that pushed Nicholas into far eastern expansion.
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>>18409758
He's british, duh.



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