You know, I've been thinking. Everyone talks about the 72 virgins you get for Martyrdom. yeah sure if they're 72 nubile girls its all good. but Even if it was 72 virgin dudes, that even that's not too bad, because then you could just play magic the gathering and warhammer tournaments for the rest of the afterlife, That's a good time too.Actually the worst result would be if there were 36 female virgins and 36 male virgins. In that case you'd be the odd man out, they'd all pair up and you'd spend eternity alone.And for that I say martyrdom is not worth the risk.
>>18410532The absolute best case scenario would be if all 72 virgins were female but they were all bisexual so you could partake in a massive orgy
>>18410533Op hereMartyrdom is worth the risk
>>18410532>Even if it was 72 virgin dudes, that even that's not too bad, because then you could just play magic the gathering and warhammer tournaments for the rest of the afterlife, That's a good time too.You know Muslims have no problem with homosexuality, right? Muhammed (PBUH) was surprisingly progressive for his time. My boyfriend and I will hopefully be in Jannah together.
>>18410617You're a Jew faggot.
