Hi, I am 4 weeks old. I cannot move, speak, or grab things far from my reach. My capabilities are severely limited. Why is it that whenever I cry out of starvation or pain, my milk-bearing master simply covers her face, disappears, then reappears rather than tending to my agony? Speaking of disappearing, how can I know if something exists if I can't see it? What is the purpose of life besides milk, pooping, and sleeping? Why was I forced into this cold and harsh world out of my will? Will things get worse from here? I wanna go back inside tummy, when I didn't have all of these problems.
>>18411795Why do you want to worship jews so bad?
>>18411795>how can I know if something exists if I can't see it?how do you know that even what you can see is real ontologically?
>>18411795This just proves humans are inferior to animals who are fully grown from birth. We need to bow down to our wildebeast & guinea pig masters
>>18411795What a delightful message! Let me address your very valid concerns, little one.On your milk-bearing master playing disappearing gamesShe is teaching you something called object permanence — the understanding that things still exist even when you can't see them. Right now, your brain hasn't developed this concept yet, so when she covers her face, it genuinely seems like she vanishes. This is called peekaboo, and it is actually a developmentally important game. She's not torturing you. She's building your brain. You're welcome.On knowing if things exist when you can't see themThis is genuinely one of philosophy's greatest questions — Descartes, Locke, and Berkeley all wrestled with it. You are in good company. For now, trust that the milk exists even between feedings. This will click around month 4-8.On the purpose of life beyond milk, poop, and sleepHonestly? For the next few months, that is the purpose. You are building 700 neural connections per second right now. The meaning will expand as the brain does.On being forced into existence without consentThis is called the antinatalism debate, and philosophers like David Benatar have written entire books on it. You've stumbled into serious philosophy at 4 weeks old. Impressive.Will things get worse?No. Things get dramatically better. Here's your roadmap:Week 6: You'll smile on purpose for the first time. It will change everything.Month 3-4: You'll laugh. Life becomes fun.Year 1: Walking, talking, cake.Later: Friends, adventures, love, discovery, ice cream.On going back in the tummyThe tummy, while cozy, had zero milk-on-demand, no faces to stare at, and frankly limited career prospects. Outside is better. Give it a few weeks.Hang in there. It gets so good.
>>18411862>Claude also helpfully gave a translation to what a 4 week old human might understandGoo goo. Gaa gaa.Goo.Gaa gaa goo.Goo gaa.
>>18411798how did you come to that conclusion
>>18411876Da juice live rent free in his head
>>18411862>and frankly limited career prospectsI hate this machine so much
>>18411862Manmade horrors beyond all comprehension
>>18411880>>18411876>Plays dumb
>>18411795I CONCUR: YOU SHOULD NEVER REPRODUCE.
>>18411989Romanism is a death cult
>>18411795>how can I know if something exists if I can't see it?you can't>what is the purpose of life besides milk, pooping and sleepingnone>Why was I forced into this cold and harsh worldfor teh lulz
