What are the odds Jesus was actually a jeet?https://www.vaticannews.va/en/church/news/2026-04/dna-research-confirms-shroud-of-turin-s-passage-middle-east.html
>just learning this nowWhat did you think larpers meant when they said Jesus was aryan?
>>18413482>>18413493They're saying the fabric was probably produced in India, which explains the weave style not being medieval European, and was shipped through the Middle East (most likely the silk road) which is where it got that pollen residue Christcucks like to basedjak at, before the image on it was forged in Europe.
>>18413500>the image on it was forged in EuropeHow, exactly?
>>18413503Basedjaking begins
>>18413503It's a painting, the paint being a mixture red ochre in collagen tempera. Walter McCrone, one of the few reputable scientists of the original team, got the 2000 American Chemical Society award in analytical chemistry or his work on the Shroud.The first mention of the Shroud in the historical record is a bishop's letter about confronting and interrogating the forger who then admitted to doing so and demonstrated his method, btw.
>>18413604It's hilarious that despite the Vatican itself condemning the Shroud as a forgery, so many Catholics still see it as proof of Jesus
They are actually full of shit. They claim for example that H33 mtDNA is a Druze one, which is the only link to the Middle East by the way. Look at family tree H33 literally in multiple European, including ancient samples. Meanwhile all the genetic faunal and floral data shows almost exclusively European species, nothing from India and nothing from Middle East.No mtdna subclades, nothing. The only paper about H33 being Druze is some ancient article from 2008. I bet this "indian" mtdna is also some Euro subclade or simply a contamination from some dirty jeet.
>>18413877By the way, the old Druze paper literally just claim that many Druze are H* and they assummed that it's H33 because it's not H1 or H2. Meanwhile H33 is most diverse in Western and South Europe. Literally in France and Italy, the exact places where the shroud was stored.This article is a fucking joke and I'm tired of scientists being biased incompetent retards.
>>18413877>>18413902Christcope
The Bible denounces racism repeatedly and yet look at the pure cope and seethe from 4chan tradLARPers when their religious forgeries are proven to be Indian...
>>18413935The shitty paper desperately tries to link it to the Middle East and India (new cope). They didn't even ask themselves a question why the fragments are full of dna from Euro plants (like carrots) and nothing that is exclusive to the Middle East or India.
>>18413955>Euro plants (like carrots)>Euro plants>(like carrots)Carrots originate from what is now modern day Iran.
>>18413961It was an euro carrot, they checked this one.
>>18413961See: >>18413967TSMT they checke the carrots visa and passport, Sorry Christofascists! Xtians lose, again!
I've always thought the shroud was extremely dubious at best simply for the fact that we have next to no knowledge of it's whereabouts before it suddenly showed up in medieval Europe.If this is really the burial shroud of Jesus, then where the hell was it in the 1300 years beforehand? And how did it travel from Palestine to western Europe?At best, we can only vaguely infer which general regions it might have been in at some point.And that's not even mentioning that, even if this is the supernaturally produced image of an actual man, there's no proof that it's Jesus specifically. Yeah, it looks like traditional depictions of Jesus, but so did I when I was 16.
>>18413500>the forger temu ordered a shroud from India knowing it'd pass through the middle east and pick up local pollen so 21st century forensics would be fooled
>>18413970They say that genetically this carrot (making 30% of plant dna) is most closely related to West European cultivars from 15th century.
>>18413651No it doesn't
>>18413991*cough* Bishop of Troyes *cough*
>>18413987They don't have any real evidence this shroud is from India or the Middle East.
>>18413987That's the point, they don't know that. Their chief argument about this Middle Eastern passage is contamination with H33 mtDNA. A haplogroup they falsely claim is exclusive to Druzes. There are multiple H33 (and subclades) individuals from Europe, including ancient samples from Iberia, Italy and Greece.
