"I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me, though he die, will live."
>>18419349Amen
>>18419349Ramen
>>18419349Jesus Christ did not die on the cross, it was his brother Isukiri. Jesus moved to Japan where he settled in Shingō Aomori Prefecture and became a rice farmer, marrying a local woman and having daughters. He died at age 106 of natural causes. This is the real story of what happened to Christ, proven by documented and testimonial evidence.
>>18419349Didn't ask.
>>18419566First of all he wasn't the Christ. Second of all he died like a little bitch in the Roman province of Judea.
>>18419349He truly is risen.
>>18419586>First of all he wasn't the ChristHis name was literally Jesus Christ.>Second of all he died like a little bitch in the Roman province of Judea.No he died in Shingō Aomori Prefecture.
>>18419349Happy Easter, guys.
>>18419643Happy Easter
>>18419587My favorite resurrection icon is this, it shows God keeping his promise that one day he would rescue Adam.
>>18419712>iconenjoy burning in hell
>>18419718Protestants aren't Christians.
>>18419736I don't know what you're trying to imply.
>>18419738That Protestants are not Christians, anon. Baptists aren't Christians, Baptists are 100% going to hell, along with all other Protestants anon. :,)
>>18419349Why do you people constantly mistake /his/ for church?
>>18419754/his/ is the religion board. Also I went to church last night. We are spreading the gospel.
>>18419756It is the history and humanities board. That's secular humanities, by the way, meaning discussion of religion academically, meaning this isn't a proselytizing ground.
>>18419762>This board is dedicated to the discussion of history and the other humanities such as philosophy, religion, law, classical artwork, archeology, anthropology, ancient languages, etc.Show me where it says discussion of religion HAS to be academic. Anyway it doesn't matter what you think. /his/ has been the religion board for a long time now and it will continue to stay this way. Plenty of other people come on here to try and spread their religion. We're not getting a /rel/ board anytime soon as other anons have asked for that for years and nothing has happened. Religion is a really popular topic on here (possibly due to /pol/ influence but whatever) and it's not going away so you can cry more. Or just covert.
>>18419349Remember when Demiurge was healing specced, and wanted goodness and punished evil? Doesnt seem like a Demiurge to me, so no matter how much you sperg online, you'll be required to pay ecery penny should I fail retrospectively my mission, that is, I have succeeded, but larp less, disgusting filth
>>18419741Sorry but I'm not familiar with those terms.
Truly he is risen
>>18419786You should be, if you're not Catholic or Orthodox you're going to hell. :)
>>18419349Rabbi yeshua the zionist transvestite hated goyim like you
>>18420141But the Jews killed him.
>>18420142Due to religious infighting, his fellow hews thought he was a false prophet, it doesn't mean rabbi yeshua was any less of a zionist (jewish supremacist)
>>18420142The jews also sent Bernie Madoff to prison. Yeshua was just a proto-Madoff. He fucked over the jewish merchants then got crucified after another jew betrayed him to the wider jewish community and he got punished by the secular goy authorities
>>18420145What do you do as an anti-Abrahamic Pakistani? Are you a neo-Vedist or a Hindu convert or something? Just an atheist/agnostic?
>>18420369I am a Quranist Muslim
>>18420370But Isa is a prophet?
>>18420375He is a larper.
>>18420375He is a Sakaist larper from the UK. Most likely Atheist
